p.s. i love you

[homofauxbic]

im not racist i love jack black

[holysimba-deactivated20150624]

Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

[ccmplain]

*tricks you into loving me*

[cartel]

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

[tympanista]

congratulations if i’m following u

[fascinates]

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

[peetasboxers-deactivated2013011]

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

[emmugh]

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

[harryedward]

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

[hotboyproblems]

Turn offs: private instagrams

[hi]

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

[8yrs-deactivated20140511]

faq:

Q: do u have a faq? A: yes

[gaymzee-deactivated20120603]

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

[notusexual-deactivated20191111]

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[baracks444-deactivated20140919]

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?