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I have fond memories of the glue factory.

Patch

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That’s it. I’m revoking ball privileges. Shaft only from now on.

L

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Can I make a brew before we go to the sex dungeon? We need tea before the sex dungeon.

Patch

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You cannot dog pile him on your own. One puppy a dog pile does not make.

L

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IT WAS A COOL WOLF HAT! And I'm not a neo-nazi because I murder all the neo-nazis and look fucking cool doing it.

Patch

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The gremlins are firmly zipped up into my spine.

Patch

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Can you close the curtains? I think I'm about to break into a sex dungeon.

Rhubarb

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Who is putting onions in the spoons?

Rhubarb

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I treat my phone like conservatives treat their children.

Exa E

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Nobody is going to finance your 70% torture scripts. Penguin books will not publish that. You’ll have to to make do with AO3.

L

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Movies have a limited runtime - you can’t just add 70 minutes of gratuitous torture to the end of every movie.

L

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At least you've got bilateral symmetry.

Coppercat

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Do you remember Mr Biggins the peadophile teacher who gave me a hand grenade?

Tamworth Pig

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Aren't you excited by the celebrity death match between Dwayne Johnson and Charles Hawtrey?

Tamworth Pig

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I think I'd rather the cream than the blood.

Patch

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Where would you be without your butt tentacles?

Rhubarb

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I would soak you in milk and toss you against a wall. Lovingly.

Ordessa