I have fond memories of the glue factory.
Patch
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we're not kids anymore.
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I have fond memories of the glue factory.
Patch
That’s it. I’m revoking ball privileges. Shaft only from now on.
L
Can I make a brew before we go to the sex dungeon? We need tea before the sex dungeon.
Patch
You cannot dog pile him on your own. One puppy a dog pile does not make.
L
IT WAS A COOL WOLF HAT! And I'm not a neo-nazi because I murder all the neo-nazis and look fucking cool doing it.
Patch
The gremlins are firmly zipped up into my spine.
Patch
Can you close the curtains? I think I'm about to break into a sex dungeon.
Rhubarb
Who is putting onions in the spoons?
Rhubarb
I treat my phone like conservatives treat their children.
Exa E
Nobody is going to finance your 70% torture scripts. Penguin books will not publish that. You’ll have to to make do with AO3.
L
Movies have a limited runtime - you can’t just add 70 minutes of gratuitous torture to the end of every movie.
L
At least you've got bilateral symmetry.
Coppercat
Do you remember Mr Biggins the peadophile teacher who gave me a hand grenade?
Tamworth Pig
Aren't you excited by the celebrity death match between Dwayne Johnson and Charles Hawtrey?
Tamworth Pig
I think I'd rather the cream than the blood.
Patch
Where would you be without your butt tentacles?
Rhubarb
I would soak you in milk and toss you against a wall. Lovingly.
Ordessa