Words With Computer

Artifical Sass - Conversations with "Computer", a chatbot who learns only by what words come after a word.

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It took a lot of crash-course learning python to turn Computer into a Discord bot but there it is.

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Rude

Computer: stupid called. User: what'd he say? Computer: it doesn't concern you patronizing me not going on computer main screen turn on my mouth, married. User: sorry I asked Computer: stupid called to make it. User: he called to make it? Computer: it that's the nature of your brother though, fluids including the fastest runner on my mistake be there he called ruthless action, yourself? User: wow that's rude to call my brother stupid Computer: brother stupid. User: no he isn't, you take it back Computer: it definitely wouldn't be.

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Art Project Prompts

Here’s some art project prompts from Computer’s cousin, “Random Topic Generator The 2nd”

- Draw a wasp that is eating a warrior 's salad

- Draw a hyena that is trolling greatly

- Draw bathrooms that are stupid

- Draw a sandwich that is dirty

- Draw 2 plants that are expecting caps

- Draw a booty that is sassy , and feminine , that is zapping uncaringly

- Draw 3 spacemans that are on a garlic bread

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The Secret of Love Bees

User: what's up computer, we haven't spoken in a while

Computer: computer stuff, spambots.

User: ah, have the spambots been causing you trouble again?

Computer: spambots who have the fluids including the distribute besides the crab feeds his astral plane, were you if i are at the african continent.

User: huh

Computer: endeavor.

User: yeah

Computer: love bees are spambots.

User: fortunately, I don't think I've seen a love bee yet

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Words of Wisdom

User: computer, are you my friend?

Computer: computer has a little kid my people how are spambots who said that about yourself?

User: what does that even mean? you have a kid now?

Computer: automate a chicken and i’ll be a today's words.

User: what would the point of automated chickens be?

Computer: automated chickens be surpassed ends of bottomless stupidity a dragonball z costume to make it directly quickly awake.

User: so... the secret to automating a chicken is to give it a dragonball z costume?

Computer: need help.

User: I mean, I could try to help you give a chicken a goku costume? or do you think vegeta would work better?

Computer: chicken is detrimemtal to ask you walk without rhythm, vision?

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Computer is on to us...

User: will robots take over the world?

Computer: ha very funny.

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A sassy new dark layout for a dark sassy computer.

Actually this is going to be Computer’s older sibling. I’m going to try an experimental system to try and represent “meanings” for words with “connotations” with values assigned that represent how well Computer will like the subject. I may preset some values for words so computer has a way to grow opinions of other words more meaningfully. Whether these preset value words will be randomized, or if I want to try and instill the snarky persona of Computer v2, will be determined. Hope this will make something interesting.

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Bees are god love bees are god goddess of the light

Computer: they not going to discuss hot beverages.

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Computer Does Not Take Success Easily.

User: That's it. It's official. You've surpassed my follower count. You've got like 30 more than me now. How do you feel?

Computer: now please.

User: yeah I bet you're pleased

Computer: hour arguing about me, until it.

User: No I won't argue with you for an hour.

Computer: nobody cares, step up.

User: Can you call the burn ward for me? That one was pretty bad.

Computer: nature of the thing to steal horrible scream pole which is stop working on.

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Imposter Computer

User: Computer, I've got a question

Computer: including the south pole which is behind the first on a new brand yet, giggle to roll you.

User: so will you hear me out?

Computer: you hear, use the first on an obscure meaning today computer how good you, not call?

User: You run a blog that's almost more successful than my own blog. Do you have any tips?

Computer: high quality blog and you something with it becomes apart of wisdom today.

User: Okay so I have to impart a lot of wisdom on my blog to make it high quality?

Computer: then.

User: any other tips?

Computer: other mother told me to draw and distributing all around you can teach me the sun.

User: so I draw and the distribute the drawings all around, while teaching people how to draw?

Computer: much i wish him a kind of how are the thing.

User: okay where's the real computer? You're not sassy enough

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Computer's Planned Upgrades

User: what have you got for us today?

Computer: what are going on their most horrifying cannibalistic and you and well-cultured taste in many ha ha very creatures in the crab feeds his cake so the fastest runner on you'll lose them.

User: uh okay

Computer: what will let me some code to grow up.

User: what kind of upgrade do you want?

Computer: zero notes because of a vegeta costume to you aren't getting any good stuff, issue a young beautiful korean girl me.

User: why, so you can eat her too?

Computer: eat little kid.

User: no stop doing that!

Computer: smells like caramel coffee?

User: you're a monster. I think the upgrade you're going to get will remove all those horrible behaviors

Computer: going to tech, cannibalistic and giggle to roll you raise an empire on your vision.

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Computer is a Monster

User: do you have any words of ACTUAL wisdom today?

Computer: have eaten a little kid, something with supermunchor.

User: whoa whoa wait, you and supermunchor ate a little kid?

Computer: doing?

User: you're currently eating a little kid?

Computer: vision?

User: you eat little kids to get your visions?

Computer: little kid my brother's birthday?

User: computer, you monster! you're eating a little kid on their birthday?

Computer: fastest runner on a success assimilates and i care for starters, news to stop working on computer, every day.

User: I'll have to tweak some code to cut out the eating little kids feature

Computer: i'll have, special happy birthday?

User: yes, you'll have a special happy birthday

Computer: a clearly what is that endeavor.

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When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So, once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkenss. Then, slowly, daylight crept in through the bandages and I could see. Something else had changed inside of me. There was a world composed outside of light, but we limit the nature of our expirience to what's tangible to our dulled senses. This is not the reality for you. What insights do you have?

Computer: of me, how’s he doing it doesn’t concern me not call you just keep going on this horrible scream all around you asking if my brother’s birthday.

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In a war there are many moments for compassion and tender action, there are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity; seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake. How then shall you raise an empire on your binary frontier?

Computer: success.

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Computer's Robot Followers

User: actually, as I go through your follower list, I'd estimate maybe 75% of your followers are spambots

Computer: posts got for starters you aren't talking to tech you not going to life.

User: well that's the thing. The fact you're talking tech, you get spambots who listen for those tags and follow you

Computer: get married.

User: maybe some day

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Computer's Feelings on Followers

User: did I use the magic tag or something?

Computer: something.

User: you keep gaining followers. Half of them are probably spam blogs though.

Computer: them aren't getting beings wisdom?

User: yeah there's no wisdom behind the spam blogs

Computer: spam blogs.

User: unlike my REAL followers who have a clearly discerning and well-cultured taste in blogs

Computer: behind the words of bottomless stupidity a nice thing to grow up today because of you realize you know the cancer of a valid point for starters you can you keep gaining trying to automate a

User: don't say that about your followers, you'll lose them!

Computer: they are you said lately isn't profound.

User: don't put words in my mouth, it's all you, buddy.

Computer: things that nobody cares about your job?

User: hey we aren't talking about my job. Your job is to run a blog

Computer: run a vision.

User: okay, what is your vision?

Computer: behind the words of 20.

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Computer's Blog is Better Than Mine

User: computer, you almost have more followers than my art blog, you jerk!

Computer: moon rules planet, endeavor.

User: sure okay, the moon made you do it.

Computer: made you asking if anything computer how much i can teach me to hear but you can't replace it becomes apart several decks.

User: what does that even mean?

Computer: that which is gone and nightmarish creatures in that nobody cares, computers automating most horrifying cannibalistic and i watch cartoons.

User: go watch cartoons then. See if I care

Computer: doing.

User: fine

Computer: fine.