A real life "Wolf of Wall Street"
Sometimes all you can say to a situation at first is "Wow." That's how I felt when a very close friend of mine, who shall remain unnamed, allowed me to look through her personal finances. I was focusing on the investments which are 100% managed by an investment manager (let's just say “broker” so I can type less) from a firm that shall also remained unnamed. Since my background is in Market Risk Management, it did not take me very long to notice something strange which at first I thought had to be my mistake. Upon closer inspection, however, I found out first hand why Wall Street has a bad reputation.
My friend's broker participated in an IPO for her without her knowledge, in an enormous size relative to her portfolio, only to sell 75% of the position three days later. In case you aren't familiar with these things, IPOs usually tend to be riskier "investments." I put the word investments in quotations because IPO plays usually are more speculative - let's not forget that if you are buying an IPO it's only because the insiders are selling out at what they believe may be the top!
But what was really strange was the selling of 3/4 of the position so soon after buying. The reason the broker did this, as I learned, was because he gets to pocket a hefty 2-4% fee on the original size of the position.* So my friend takes 100% of the risk on a very large bet, and the broker gets to keep an egregiously large fee for something that is by no means appropriate for her portfolio. It's no wonder my friend mentioned that she was shocked by how nice of a home he had in the same neighborhood she lived in!
Digging deeper, we found two more examples of this in her portfolio, and he had only been with this broker for a year and a half. One of the examples was an IPO** of a private security, which means that it’s less liquid and potentially even riskier. To make matters worse, every time the broker did this, he lost a lot (usually more than 15%) of money on each bet. Low and behold, a few days after we discover this, she gets a call from the broker that he is moving firms because he just doesn't like the current firm and the way they treat customers. He claims in the new year the current firm plans to raise it's fees, and he goes on and on about how much he genuinely cares about her and wants to keep her costs low. Ha! This guy could be the mini Dexter Morgan of wealth management with his kind of sociopath behavior! (Sorry, I'm binging through Dexter on Netflix these days and felt the need to throw in the reference.) Keep her costs low...yeah, sure***.
I hope I haven't completely scared you away from investing your money because you really must do so. Inflation alone will kill your wealth if you fail to invest. Just make sure you do so wisely and if you hire someone to do it for you, check in on their activities. I've met plenty of great people in this industry, but like any industry, bad apples exist. If you are concerned this specific activity may be happening in your account, check for any securities you hold that are difficult to find on a simple Google search****. If the security is difficult to find, it may mean that it is a private security. If you do find it, check when the IPO date was and compare that to when it was purchased on your behalf. If you still don't know what to look for, ask someone who does that you can trust. Even if your accounts are growing, like the case for my friend here, it does not mean you aren't getting robbed blind.
*Luckily, upon investigation with the firm, the company undergoing the IPO apparently pays the fee, not my friend. Though I have my doubts that is always the case.
**I say IPO, but technically an IPO is the public offering of a security. The security was not offered to the public, but rather to her brokerage house which then offered to subscribe qualified investors. To make this even more absurd, the only quote on the street for this security was from the firm that sold it to her. Imagine buying something that you can only sell back to the person you bought. You think that’s going to work well for you?
***It was later discovered on the FINRA site ("an independent, not-for-profit organization authorized by Congress to protect America’s investors by making sure the securities industry operates fairly and honestly") that this broker was terminated for allegations of overcharging customers.
****Or even better, do an SEC EDGAR search.










