Shana.

von~

[therealoctopimp]

Whoahemian Rhapsody

[ella-bliss]

[mobpsycho100]

[asianmovie]

[kyyhky]

Yuuri on ASS

[leiasong]

by macozi

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[weloveshortvideos]

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[picklesfortroye]

seriously stop being so hot

STFU BECAUSE U ARE LITTERALLY SO MUCH HOTTER THAN ME BYE

[world-of-problems]

ew

[world-of-problems]

¿POR QUÉ TE GUSTA ESTE

when google translate isnt your game

[disregardwomen-deactivated20130]

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

[trustliterallynoone]

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

[awkwardteenagenerves]

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

[lexaskiss]

i love all of your moms

[kadenonio]

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

[simplypurkey]

That last story is worth reblogging

[surprisebitch]

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

[art-rmlb]

[f00lishkia-deactivated20220713]

how does it feel to be forgotten by matt at 2 am

Depressing.

[paralian-s]

Deep down, I felt bored. I wanted to blame someone for my boredom.

[mirayama]

I’m not alone anymore, because of you.

[jadesyxjauregui]

[chaoticdumbitch]

harrison: *in a completely monotone voice and like he’s given up on the entire star wars franchise* bang. bang.

carrie: *actually acting* no luke, it’s too late!

harrison: *in that same monotone voice* … bang. bang.

/harrison and carrie run offstage/

[decompositionbeauty]

Winter storm | Tokyo, Japan by jamesjustin on Flickr.