Secret Stripper

Your classic case of a girl who grew up sheltered, lives a mediocre life by day, but is an exotic dancer by night. No family members are aware of my occupation and only a handful of friends know. My name is Karma and let me tell you about my world.

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Man it’s been a while...

I missed all my lovely followers and the ones that I follow. Seeing my inbox after so long fills my heart with sadness after I see how many people’s questions and pleas for advice have been left unanswered due to my unexplained absence. I am deeply sorry for neglecting all of you. If you’re wondering what has happened in my life since my absence, here goes....

1. got pregnant (right around time I stopped posting) 

2. had a baby

3. got married

4. husband joined military and I did stay at home thing

5. husband got out of military and now i’m working on figuring out what I feel like doing.

I was unable to go back to work (any kind of work) for the last year and a half due to health problems. Now I’m ready, but its a matter of deciding what I want to do. There will always be a part of me that feels drawn to going back to stripping. I had actually recently looked into becoming a body rub girl at a massage place. No handy’s involved. YAY. Who knows what i’ll end up doing. Just know I will be checking in a lot more now. 

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Is it just me who thinks this?

Doesn't it seem like at least 95% of the songs by The Weeknd make excellent slow dancing stripper songs? 

I have his discography and nearly every song makes me think, "damn I could dance really slow and sexy to this on stage."

[malakaflocka]

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OMG.

[sexdrugsandnutella]

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At least you're not as violent as my uterus. seriously.

[myfreakingfuckeduplife]

[grrlinluv]

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bahahaha. YES

[dismemberment-revenge-blog]

[princessofcrave-deactivated2012]

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love this

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haha, yes.

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MIA

The following reasons I've been neglecting my blog other than a few random reblogs here and there:

Grad school applications

Wisdom teeth pulled out recently

Recent heartbreak - end of a 3+ year relationship

I promise to be back as soon as I get my shit together!

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Stripper Issue #56

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stripperissues:

Being unsuccessfully hit on so many times at work, you can’t wait to go home and sleep alone.

[sexworkerproblems]

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sexworkerproblems:

The Sheer Amount of Time and Money You Spend on Grooming and Body Care.

[sexworkerproblems]

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sexworkerproblems:

Sometimes Clients Are REALLY, REALLY Sexy.

[rebeccaalexis]

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I'm pretty sure a lot of girls do this.....and no, not just to check for breast cancer. just cause. 

[desiree-zombie-deactivated20120]

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haha....best IDGAF poster I've seen yet.

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Does anyone remember this woman?

......no you're eyes do not deceive you. This is Sue Johanson, the host of Talk Sex with Sue Johanson - a show that used to come on Oxygen late on Sunday nights. Legit, this woman was my hero some years ago. I used to stay up late just to watch her show. I always thought the questions people called in were really interesting and it cracked me up when she'd pull out the wooden dolls or special toys to show the audience how something should be performed. Ahh, I miss this show. Please tell me someone else remembers this show?!

[worldokarma]

this girl gets it.