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[worlds-best-genecop]

CRIME!!!!!!

Spoof RP Blog, 18+

[evil-pavi-largo-clone]

@statesanctionedhuntingdog WAIT. what was his cause of death again???? i need to know

[statesanctionedhuntingdog]

well. when I got home there were multiple empty bottles of absolut aroundhim .and enough empty Zydrate vials that recycling them counted as my good deed of the week. so overdose! I assume

[worlds-best-genecop]

So it wasn't the gunshots, right? 😢

[statesanctionedhuntingdog]

definitely didn't help bud

[worlds-best-genecop]

😨😰😢😢😓😔😢🥺😔‼️

[evil-pavi-largo-clone]

@statesanctionedhuntingdog WAIT. what was his cause of death again???? i need to know

[statesanctionedhuntingdog]

well. when I got home there were multiple empty bottles of absolut aroundhim .and enough empty Zydrate vials that recycling them counted as my good deed of the week. so overdose! I assume

[worlds-best-genecop]

So it wasn't the gunshots, right? 😢

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

@worlds-best-genecop STOP SENDING THE PAVI SHIT LIKE THIS

[worlds-best-genecop]

Do you not agree? 😕

Stop abuse!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

SENDING A FUCKING IMAGE DOESN'T HELP ANYONE

[worlds-best-genecop]

🤗 Agree to disagree!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

start abuse .

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

OH YEA???

@statesanctionedhuntingdog I'm all yours 🥰‼️

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO ‼️‼️ @statesanctionedhuntingdog DON'T‼️ BAD DOG ‼️‼️

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

@worlds-best-genecop STOP SENDING THE PAVI SHIT LIKE THIS

[worlds-best-genecop]

Do you not agree? 😕

Stop abuse!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

SENDING A FUCKING IMAGE DOESN'T HELP ANYONE

[worlds-best-genecop]

🤗 Agree to disagree!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

start abuse .

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

@worlds-best-genecop STOP SENDING THE PAVI SHIT LIKE THIS

[worlds-best-genecop]

Do you not agree? 😕

Stop abuse!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

SENDING A FUCKING IMAGE DOESN'T HELP ANYONE

[worlds-best-genecop]

🤗 Agree to disagree!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

@worlds-best-genecop STOP SENDING THE PAVI SHIT LIKE THIS

[worlds-best-genecop]

Do you not agree? 😕

Stop abuse!

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

Buongiorno, belle signore e signori!🥰🌷 Should The Pavi just kill himself today? ♥️

[worlds-best-genecop]

If you are feeling suicidal, you should contact a therapist! In collaboration with GeneCO, the station offers free counseling through our main line 🤗

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

why don't you contact my nuts

[worlds-best-genecop]

Aggression is often a sign of an unstable mental state 🫂 our unqualified mental health professionals could help you through that 😊

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

NO you assholes are just gonna spray the pavi with pesticides again

[worlds-best-genecop]

☝️ That would be assault

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

YEA WELL THE MENTAL HEALTH SPECIALISTS DO IT ALL THE TIME!

[worlds-best-genecop]

Uh oh! 😊

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

Buongiorno, belle signore e signori!🥰🌷 Should The Pavi just kill himself today? ♥️

[worlds-best-genecop]

If you are feeling suicidal, you should contact a therapist! In collaboration with GeneCO, the station offers free counseling through our main line 🤗

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

why don't you contact my nuts

[worlds-best-genecop]

Aggression is often a sign of an unstable mental state 🫂 our unqualified mental health professionals could help you through that 😊

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

NO you assholes are just gonna spray the pavi with pesticides again

[worlds-best-genecop]

☝️ That would be assault

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

Buongiorno, belle signore e signori!🥰🌷 Should The Pavi just kill himself today? ♥️

[worlds-best-genecop]

If you are feeling suicidal, you should contact a therapist! In collaboration with GeneCO, the station offers free counseling through our main line 🤗

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

why don't you contact my nuts

[worlds-best-genecop]

Aggression is often a sign of an unstable mental state 🫂

Our unqualified mental health professionals could help you through that 😊

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

Buongiorno, belle signore e signori!🥰🌷 Should The Pavi just kill himself today? ♥️

[worlds-best-genecop]

If you are feeling suicidal, you should contact a therapist! In collaboration with GeneCO, the station offers free counseling through our main line 🤗

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

The Pavi has to go back home now... just got some very disturbing news....

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

As it turns out, the Pavi's (now ex) husband just walked into a bar and opened fire after the bartender refused to serve him what would've been his 96th beer of the night 😥

Chuck killed 14 people, injured 20 and now he just fled. somewhere. and signed for divorce. So I gotta go 🤷🏻

[worlds-best-genecop]

Yet another success for the Department 😀

[worlds-best-genecop]

BOY IF I CATCH YOU NEAR MY WIFE AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU AND POUR A WARM(!!!!) STALE BEER OVER YA DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!🍻🍻🍻🍻

YOU MONSTER ‼️

LET ME CATCH YOU ON SANITARIUM MR. HERRINGSH‼️ YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE OUTSIDE OF THE SLAMMER AGAIN

[chuck-herringsh]

FUCK YE I AIN'T STEPPING FOOT IN THAT SHITHOLE SANITARIUM ANYWAY!

[worlds-best-genecop]

You'd be so lucky

[worlds-best-genecop]

BOY IF I CATCH YOU NEAR MY WIFE AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU AND POUR A WARM(!!!!) STALE BEER OVER YA DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!🍻🍻🍻🍻

YOU MONSTER ‼️

LET ME CATCH YOU ON SANITARIUM MR. HERRINGSH‼️ YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE OUTSIDE OF THE SLAMMER AGAIN

[worlds-best-genecop]

@chuck-herringsh Open up ‼️‼️‼️ You are under ARREST for the assault and battery of Pavi Largo ‼️‼️‼️

💥🚪💥🚪💥🚪

[chuck-herringsh]

no fuck you. go away. shoo!!!!

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO ‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOU'VE COMMITED A CRIME ‼️‼️‼️ And my boss isn't happy about it.‼️

Open up or I BUST DOWN THE DOOR ‼️‼️

[chuck-herringsh]

boy you're not busting down this door before i finish busting my damn nut on my sexy wife Marvi. Now GET OUTTA HERE!!! AND LET ME HAVE A COLD ONE WITH THE FELLAS IN PEACE 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[worlds-best-genecop]

Oh well, guess I'll have to drink ALL THIS BEER out here BY MYSELF. Mmmm so good. 🍺🍺🍺

[chuck-herringsh]

suit yourself. i have an infinite supply of beer 🍻🍻🍻 and yours is probably SHIT ANYWAY!!! ehuehuehuehue

[worlds-best-genecop]

Alright well. DOOR TIME 🚪💥💥💥💥💥💥

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, CHUCK HERRINGSH ‼️‼️‼️🔫

[chuck-herringsh]

HELL NO I'M NOT PUTTING MY DAMN HANDS UP!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FUCKIN' MY WIFE RIGHT NOW?? GIVE US SOME PRIVACY, DARN IT!

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO ew what the hell? Stop. Stop doing that.

HANDS UP 🔫🔫🔫 OR I SHOOT ‼️‼️

[chuck-herringsh]

NO!!! FUCK YOU!!

[worlds-best-genecop]

MY JOB IS ON THE LINE CHUCK ‼️‼️ IM NOT JOKING 😰

[chuck-herringsh]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN JOB

[worlds-best-genecop]

💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫 BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[chuck-herringsh]

FUCK OFF I'M TOO FAT THESE GUNSHOTS AIN'T AFFECTING ME!! I'M DA BIG CHUCK!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[worlds-best-genecop]

@realluigimflargo he's too fat the gunshots aren't affecting him. What if I just shoot Pavi instead⁉️⁉️⁉️

Yeah. Yeah that'll work.

CHUCK HERRINGSH‼️ COME WITH ME OR I SHOOT YOUR HUSBAND-WIFE ‼️‼️‼️

[realluigimflargo]

NO DONT SHOOT PAVI JUST SHOOT THE FAT ONE IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

LUIGI HE SHOT MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 YEOOUUUCCHHHHHHH

[realluigimflargo]

OH MY GODD BRO

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

IT HURTS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS INCOMPETENT COP JUST FUCKING SHOT ME IN THE SHOULDER AND HIP AND IN MY LEG!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[worlds-best-genecop]

INCOMPETENT⁉️ WHATEVER I'm going back to Sanitarium I did NOT 🤚 come here to be disrespected.

@realluigimflargo we will follow the TRUE AND JUST procedures of Sanitarium Law Enforcement.

[realluigimflargo]

IF YOU COME BACK TO SANITARIUM WITHOUT KILLING THAT FUCKER ILL KILL YOU

[worlds-best-genecop]

😰 PLEASE DONT ‼️‼️ He's drinking over 15 12-packs a day and is 500 pounds he'll probably die by himself anyways.‼️

[worlds-best-genecop]

Well I tried 👮‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[worlds-best-genecop]

@chuck-herringsh Open up ‼️‼️‼️ You are under ARREST for the assault and battery of Pavi Largo ‼️‼️‼️

💥🚪💥🚪💥🚪

[chuck-herringsh]

no fuck you. go away. shoo!!!!

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO ‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOU'VE COMMITED A CRIME ‼️‼️‼️ And my boss isn't happy about it.‼️

Open up or I BUST DOWN THE DOOR ‼️‼️

[chuck-herringsh]

boy you're not busting down this door before i finish busting my damn nut on my sexy wife Marvi. Now GET OUTTA HERE!!! AND LET ME HAVE A COLD ONE WITH THE FELLAS IN PEACE 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[worlds-best-genecop]

Oh well, guess I'll have to drink ALL THIS BEER out here BY MYSELF. Mmmm so good. 🍺🍺🍺

[chuck-herringsh]

suit yourself. i have an infinite supply of beer 🍻🍻🍻 and yours is probably SHIT ANYWAY!!! ehuehuehuehue

[worlds-best-genecop]

Alright well. DOOR TIME 🚪💥💥💥💥💥💥

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, CHUCK HERRINGSH ‼️‼️‼️🔫

[chuck-herringsh]

HELL NO I'M NOT PUTTING MY DAMN HANDS UP!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FUCKIN' MY WIFE RIGHT NOW?? GIVE US SOME PRIVACY, DARN IT!

[worlds-best-genecop]

NO ew what the hell? Stop. Stop doing that.

HANDS UP 🔫🔫🔫 OR I SHOOT ‼️‼️

[chuck-herringsh]

NO!!! FUCK YOU!!

[worlds-best-genecop]

MY JOB IS ON THE LINE CHUCK ‼️‼️ IM NOT JOKING 😰

[chuck-herringsh]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN JOB

[worlds-best-genecop]

💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫 BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[chuck-herringsh]

FUCK OFF I'M TOO FAT THESE GUNSHOTS AIN'T AFFECTING ME!! I'M DA BIG CHUCK!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[worlds-best-genecop]

@realluigimflargo he's too fat the gunshots aren't affecting him. What if I just shoot Pavi instead⁉️⁉️⁉️

Yeah. Yeah that'll work.

CHUCK HERRINGSH‼️ COME WITH ME OR I SHOOT YOUR HUSBAND-WIFE ‼️‼️‼️

[realluigimflargo]

NO DONT SHOOT PAVI JUST SHOOT THE FAT ONE IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

LUIGI HE SHOT MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 YEOOUUUCCHHHHHHH

[realluigimflargo]

OH MY GODD BRO

[pavi-largo-realofficial]

IT HURTS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS INCOMPETENT COP JUST FUCKING SHOT ME IN THE SHOULDER AND HIP AND IN MY LEG!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[worlds-best-genecop]

INCOMPETENT⁉️ WHATEVER I'm going back to Sanitarium I did NOT 🤚 come here to be disrespected.

@realluigimflargo we will follow the TRUE AND JUST procedures of Sanitarium Law Enforcement.