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richie | they/them | if you support team plasma do NOT fucking LOOK at me (unreality warning for the entire blog, main/real blog is @an-inspired-eternity.)

[worlds-normalest-unovan]

taps the mic is this thing on. anyway. hi my name is richie i'm a trainer from unova who. tbh does not do much but i do on/off pokemon photography gigs which is as scary as it sounds but there's something that enriches my soul about watching pokemon in the wild so i do it anyway

i don't do a lot of professional battling just because i personally don't get that much enjoyment out of doing it atleast for myself, but i make do with the friends i got.

i also have a couple little dudes who don't really (actively) battle like a espurr and a zorua but for the most part it's just me n the fellas :] ive also adopted a few starters from breeders- i don't really have the space to raise them but i look after them before sending them to people who can better take care of them

if you mention any stupid shit reinforcing team plasmas beliefs i will slap you silly that was YEARS AGOOOO the only valid thought experiment involving team plasma is how did anyone working there not kick ghetsis out a window. thank you

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THE TIME HAS COME. RICHIE AN-INSPIRED-ETERNITY'S ROTOMBLR-IFIED BLOG

this blog may not be SUPER active but ur welcome to engage w it :) just dont be weird and send inappropriate stuff

[worlds-normalest-unovan]

ROGUE DOG ROGUE DOG ROGUE DOG ROGUE DOG

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the litleos chased me across the park

[kalosian-diaries]

before anyone says anything i literally live here and i have never seen this before. what the fuck lumiosans are a different fucking breed. oomf are you ok. do you need help.

[worlds-normalest-unovan]

i'm so fucking scared

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WHY AM I BEING MUGGED FIRST THING OFF THE TRAIN

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what everrrrr atleast i get a unova starter 🙂‍↕️

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WHY AM I BEING MUGGED FIRST THING OFF THE TRAIN

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a red dot just appeared on my minimap.

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[pokemonshelterstories]

wait, i just looked it up, and smoliv is part normal type??? that bitch ain't normal at all!!

we have bred them over the course of millennia to have this exact biology. normal typing is a domestication factor- that is, it's something we often specifically selected for in pokemon. there's an extent to which normal type is one of the easiest types for us to train, because its type energy is less of a risk to humans than many other types while still maintaining a wide diversity of potential habitats and abilities. they're often thought of as "bland" or a "base type," but they're some of the most adaptable pokemon out there!

meanwhile you are sending hate mail about a pokemon that on average grows less than half a meter tall, so i think perhaps you are maybe the one who is not being normal here

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last time i woke up to this many asks it was because paldea's topmost scientific minds had actually been dead in area zero for an unknown amount of time. what's the deal this time

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most terrifying image of a rapidash ive ever seen

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these two got brought in because the person who found them was worried about them sharing an apple. i haven't found an apple one of them is willing to move into and they've been trying to beat each other up the whole time i've had them

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sibling's espurr learned how to turn the faucet on using her psychic powers

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who let this baby be this small

[worlds-normalest-unovan]

what the fuck i'm going to die on this exchange program for real this time

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got a call about a pokemon holding up traffic. found this

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okay so i’m on vacation in paldea and i saw a pokemon today that looked like THIS and i was wondering if you knew what it is?? huge tall bird like a one headed dodrio but bright orange with the most haunted blue eyes you’ve ever seen and a karen bob. why does her eyes look like that and why does she have a middle aged human woman’s haircut. i’m so fascinated by her

thank you for your beautiful drawing. she's an espathra and you are quite fortunate to see one from a good enough distance that you didn't get charged! espathra are territorial, aggressive pokemon, and also very very fast. i'd say they're one of the more dangerous pokemon you can come across in the wild here in paldea. the "haircut" is actually a set of long, frilly feathers equipped with psychic energy-generating glands at the base of each follicle. espathra can send out waves of energy by flaring out these feathers (which are also on their wings and tails), or they can focus the energy more precisely by emitting it from their eyes. if you cone across one, your best bet is to not look it in the eyes and back away from it.

any time you visit a new region, i highly recommend stopping by a pokemon center first thing and asking for a field guide pamphlet for the area you're in! most pokemon centers (and ranger stations!) have these available for travellers. reading up on what you might encounter before heading out to areas with wild pokemon can help you stay safe in cases like these!

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everybody point and laugh at her for being bamboozled 🫵