Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
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https://swimsoups.com
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Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
https://swimsoups.com
by @ daltontherockjohnson on tiktok
very good things
when i look at my dog and exclaim âkisses you!â and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face
when i look at my dog and exclaim âkisses me?â and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstaticallyÂ
my dog
Her
this is her natural state
An addition
#archi your dog needs a little sweater
That poor child who had to pay to commission his own mother ($;$($;_!$($; idc what you say MY kids get everything FREE from me
This could never happen with me I cantttt 5his 11 year old saving up money for a drawing from his own parent đ
yall this is taken out of context, the rest of the thread said how the mom didn't want to take his money but he was really excited to commission her. it's teaching the kid to value artists' time & also treating him with respect on something he clearly wanted to do! (enough that he saved up for it, kept track of his mom's commission slots, and checked to make sure he was giving her a fair price!)
This is actually super sweet and fuck the ppl making it out like the mom was taking advantage of him. It sounds like heâs really proud of her and wanted to âofficiallyâ get art of her - that means he respects her skill and her work! Good kid.
hereâs the finished piece by the way! source
I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold
So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine
Hey guess what hellfire tastes like
Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.
I literally cannot rest and itâs all because of this tiktok
THIS IS SO GOOD
is.... is that Azula?????
I'm pretty sure that's Kirby
Good news: if youâre currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
Comedy fucking gold Iâm sorry
That was the plot twist I expected but still made me laugh
Fave science meme. I canât remember where I got it from but it made me laugh again today so resharing.
STEP 3: WRITE IT DOWN
utada hikaru brings you a friendly reminder
This post is more relevant now than ever
Happy pride!
Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript
Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words weâre talking about.
To begin with, letâs talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:
Where are you going, where are you coming from, whatâs that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?
Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say âwhy did you pull me over?â
Thatâs the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.
Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesnât mean itâs a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.
So, âwhy did you pull me over?â starts the clock ticking, and thatâs your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.
the answer to âdo you know why I pulled you over?â is also âwhy did you pull me over?â
In fairness to King Kong, if I had a tiny adorable primate in my hand I would also be very resistant to someone taking it away from me.
We all assume it was romantic, but maybe when King Kong looked at her he was seeing this:
Something like this really happened a couple of years ago at the Mefou Primate Sanctuary in Cameroon, run by Ape Action Africa (AAA). A western lowland gorilla named Bobo befriended a bushbaby for a couple of hours before releasing it back into the forest.Â
(Source)
According to AAAâs Facebook post (where you can also find additional photos and video):Â
Our silverback gorilla Bobo made a surprising new friend this week â a wild bushbaby! Caregivers discovered him cradling the tiny primate during their morning checks, and were amazed to see him handling it with the utmost care â proving that gorillas really are the gentle giants of the forest. Boboâs group-mates were desperately curious, particularly his favourite female Avishag, but he kept them all at a distance, making sure that no one disturbed his new friend. Bushbabies are usually nocturnal so it is very rare to see one, and even rarer to witness this kind of interaction. The little bushbaby was happy to play in Boboâs arms, hopping off to explore the grass nearby, before returning to Boboâs hand. When the game was over, Bobo walked purposefully off on two legs to deliver his friend safely back into the trees.
Incidentally, the western lowland gorilla (which has the best species name of all time: Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is the largest primate in Cameroon, and the bushbabies happen to be the smallest primates in Cameroon.
itâs like the size of his finger, thatâs crazy
In late 2016, New Yorkâs Glory Gospel Singers went on a Japanese talent show called Nodo Jiman the World! They sang âA Cruel Angelâs Thesis,â the theme song for the insanely popular anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion.
This gave me goosebumps and I canât stop listening to it. I really hope the Glory Gospel Singers will release a full-length cover someday!!
When you have the power of God AND ANIME on your side
How to Stay Cool Without A/C
A lot of Northerners were very kind during the freeze in Texas this winter with tips on how to stay warm for people who had lost heat. This is an attempt to repay that favor for people in the Pacific Northwest and other northerly locations who are facing dangerous heatwaves without built-in A/C. My qualifications to give this advice are that I was a summer camp attendee and counselor with no A/C for many summers in humid-ass central Texas with highs over 100F basically every day. Hopefully some of it will be of use to somebody who isnât used to the heat.
1) PUT ICE WATER IN YOUR BODY. Ice water is your best friend and the #1 way to drop your body temp. Drink more than you think you need (like, at least a half-gallon a day and closer to a gallon or more if you have to be outside doing manual work all day) to cool your insides down and stay hydrated. Have some bananas, trail mix, or a sports drink to help replace the electrolytes youâre sweating out and keep you from getting cramps, but try to have most of your fluid intake be water. I used to take a giant water bottle, fill it part way with water, and freeze it on its side so the ice would slowly melt over the course of the day and my water would stay cold longer.
2) PUT ICE WATER ON YOUR BODY. Cold water, ice, or a damp rag on your head and neck, the backs of your knees, the insides of your elbows, and under your armpits will help you cool down the best, because your blood runs close to the surface in those places. Cold packs designed for injuries or lunchboxes, bags of frozen vegetables, etc. can substitute for ice water as well. Even room-temp water will pull heat away from your body better than body-temp sweat will, especially if itâs humid, so if you donât have enough ice, the sink, bathtub, or hose will do fine. Dipping your feet into cool water helps a ton as well if you have to sit and work and donât want your clothes to be wet.
3) WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SO MUCH ICE? To make sure you have enough ice to last you the weekend, especially through a potential power failure, I recommend getting a cooler (even one of the cheap styrofoam ones is fine in a pinch) and ~10lbs of ice from the big coolers at most gas stations, drug stores, or grocery stores. Try to do this now, before anybody loses power, and store as much in your freezer as you have space for to keep it from melting. You can use it for drinking or to keep your food cold in a power failure. You can use it for a party later if you donât end up needing it during the heat wave, but you will probably be very happy you had it.
4) AIR FLOW. Being inside a room with the windows closed is the worst possible place to be if you donât have A/C, because glass windows create a greenhouse effect and the hot air canât escape. If at all possible, find a shaded place outside where you can catch any possible breeze. If not, open all your windows and, if itâs safe, doors so you can get a cross-breeze. Hopefully you have window screens to keep pets and kids in and bugs out. If not, youâre gonna have to do your own risk assessment. Fans of all sizes and descriptions are your friend; ceiling fans should be set to spin counterclockwise in summer. Even if you have A/C, finding or making a handheld fan will be worthwhile for when you have to venture outside. If you arenât in a situation where you need to conserve ice, blowing air over a cooler full of ice will give you a makeshift A/C.Â
5) SHADE. You will probably immediately notice that direct sunlight is a miserable place to be when itâs super hot. Find or make a shaded location, and donât be afraid to move around to avoid the sun as the day goes on. Stay on the shady side of the sidewalk whenever you walk someplace. Try to shade your windows as best you can without obstructing airflow using blinds, curtains, shutters, etc. especially if theyâre directly in the path of the sun. Do not be a jerk to your neighbors if their shade solutions are ugly. If you can get a shade for your car windshield, I highly recommend it, as the steering wheel, dashboard, seatbelts, and even seats can quickly become too hot to touch in a sealed car and will hold that heat for a long time.
6) CLOTHING. Light-colored, loose clothing that is as close to 100% cotton or linen as you can find is your friend. It doesnât necessarily have to be short as long as itâs breathable. You will sweat through anything you wear, so I personally prefer only wearing machine-washable stuff. Sun hats, sunscreen, sunglasses, aloe gel for sunburns, mosquito repellent, anti-chafing supplies, etc are all worth looking into if you arenât used to spending time in the heat.
7) TIMING. Try to stay out of the sun and avoid doing anything strenuous in the middle of the day when the heat is the worst. If you have a choice, plan to be more active early in the morning and late at night when the temperature is more bearable, and take a break in the middle of the afternoon.
Hereâs a graphic from the CDC about how to recognize heat-related illnesses and what to do about them. I will add to this that if itâs hot and you stop sweating, you are getting to a dangerous level of dehydration and need to drink something BEFORE you start having more serious problems.
Adding, as someone whoâs lived in a desert for most of their life:
Iodized salt is your friend. Get a big $1.50 container of Mortonâs. You can add a teaspoon and a half to a 20oz bottle of water and boom, electrolytes, in your water and thus your body.
Plan to eat cool things, like fruits, salads, and cold cut sandwiches. Not only do most them have extra water (have we mentioned water? Seriously. So much water) in them, but theyâll keep you from feeling overheated.
Do not bake things. The oven WILL make you miserable if youâre inside. In fact, try to keep the hot stuff to pressure cookers, instant pots, rice cookers, etc. They keep the heat contained, and you can usually conveniently vent that heat in a specific direction - like a fan blowing outside. In fact, if you have a BBQ or hot plate, consider doing as much cooking as possible outside.
Tip I learned from a friend going through menopause: get a brand-new bundle of bar rag style towels (usually come in 20 packs) from Walmart or something. Fold them, stack them, and stick them in your freezer, dry. If the heat gets completely unbearable, you can grab one, put it on the back of your neck to lower your temperature, and fold it back up to be put back into the freezer (if itâs not too grungy). Obviously, this only works if you have power.
Speaking of power, if you have a car, they have all sorts of inverters. You can charge your phone off of your car, or even have power to chill some water if you have a desktop mini-fridge.
If youâre like me and you work from home, and youâre not leaving any time soon, wear like⊠The bare minimum. I am currently wearing thin leggings and a tank top with flip-flops. I havenât left the house in two days. On days where itâs super hot? Iâll literally just wear my underwear unless I have to be around our roommate.
If you have pets, change their water out as frequently as possible, and top it off regularly. Theyâre (possibly) covered in fur and definitely not feeling awesome. If you have outdoor pets, keep them indoors with fans on, or pen them in a shady spot. Many fruits and veggies are pet-safe - ask a veterinarian or rescue group what would be best to feed to your particular pet cold. Dogs like frozen treats. Cats do too. There are tons of recipes out there.
If you feel overheated you probably are. Drink water and follow all of the advice in OPs post. If youâre able to, a quick sluice in a cool shower will help. Air dry, donât towel off.
If youâre feeling dehydrated, you probably are. Donât guzzle the water if you feel like you may be dehydrated. Slow, small sips until you start to feel better, or small slices of melon, apple, or orange.
Avoid caffeine where possible. If you must have it, have it cold and follow it with an equal amount of water. If, like me, you have ADHD and have to take amphetamines every day, drink like⊠A lot more water than you think you should. You should probably always have a bottle of water in your hand and just be sipping it constantly.
This is the time to stop giving a fuck. An undercut haircut will make you feel SO much less overheated. If youâre OK being bald, buzz that shit (and use good sunscreen or get a hat, bc your scalp will burn). Hair is heavy and, by nature, designed to hold heat in. An undercut is a good balance for people who arenât comfortable going bald. Another option is just to get thinning shears and go to town.
Charge all of your shit every day, even if itâs not your habit. You never know when your power is gonna go out - rolling blackouts are the norm in drought/heat wave conditions. And you will be bored as FUCK, so make sure you have books, cards, etc. on-hand.
Because of the power issue, try and stock up on stuff you can eat without needing to heat it up (that lasts for a while). Snack foods like chips, crackers, granola bars, etc. Are a good option, but donât forget canned stuff - itâs all pre-cooked. Itâs not the most pleasant or healthy dinner, but Iâve definitely made myself a meal of cold chef boyardee ravioli and canned green beans. Itâs calories.
Itâs wasteful, but if you get to a legitimate drought situation youâre gonna need to conserve water so consider getting some disposable plates, cups, cutlery, etc. So you donât have to wash dishes as often. It also conserves your energy, which the heat leeches off of you.
Breathe. Itâs awful but if youâre careful youâll be fine.
So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...
**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.
Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!
I love being an artist
jesus christ this is beautiful I literally canât believe you could put so much into this really well crafted art and only get 600 notes I hope to god that you posted this in the last few minutes