⚙️ MR. WPNZ

　　　　💣𓈒　　this is some nerd shit ⠀　　　　 he　 𝜗 ། 　it

[worldsbesthitman]

Hey, hey, hey!

Didn't think I'd catch you around these parts.

Anyways. I ain't here for all that long one-on-one talkin' bs. Thought I'd give a little ‘introduction’ to yall or somethin, before a certain tv headed FREAK comes my way and yaps my metal head off about it.

I'm MR. WPNZ, buuuut don't worry too much about directly addressing me as ‘Mr’, I ain't that fussy.

I'd say I'm rather chill. We ain't gon' talk about the outbursts I have. That's a different story. I don't wanna hear it.

Just your local assassin. Ya' got someone you need dead in an instant? Hit me up!

Or don't. Not like I care or anything...

Ask me whatever you want, but keep it appropriate. Other than that? I don't care. Do whatever ya' want, ye' little freaks.

Remember. I'm a busy man! I ain't got all day and I ain't gonna answer everything. If I don't want to. I won't. Not my problem.

Sick asf dividers by this user btw.

[worldsbesthitman]

"mama! mama! mama! :3"

@fucken-weppy

‘‘MY CHILD. Nobody talk to me for the next week, Weppy just called me Mama. 🥹’’

[fucken-weppy]

"mamaa!!"

[worldsbesthitman]

“Heyy there ya little' pipsqueak.” /silly

“You're a smart little guy, aren't ya? Yeahh? Yeah. MY SON IS LEARNING WORDS, PUZZLES TAKE A PICTURE.”

[worldsbesthitman]

Someone casually approached you with a disinterested face.

-"Mr. WPNZ? I assume this is yours."

This person held out his arm and you see… Cory?!

-"Papa!"

The boy with the derpy eyes smiles and points his small finger in your direction.

“T'hell do you mean? I don't-”

A beat of silence.

“OH, HEYYY, kiddo! What're you doing out 'ere?”

Mr. WPNZ raised a finger up to gently tap the younger one on the forehead.

“Where'd ya find him at?”

He'd ask, raising an eyebrow as he held his arms out, as if expecting to hold Cory within his own embrace.

“Not how I was expecting to be spendin' my uhh... What day is it? Nah, forget that, nevermind.”

[worldsbesthitman]

Pov: You and your posture

‘‘HEY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY POSTURE.’’

[mrpuzzlesrateme5stars]

"My dear, your posture is horrendous."

[worldsbesthitman]

‘‘FUCK YOU??????’’

[worldsbesthitman]

"mama! mama! mama! :3"

@fucken-weppy

‘‘MY CHILD. Nobody talk to me for the next week, Weppy just called me Mama. 🥹’’

[worldsbesthitman]

Pov: You and your posture

‘‘HEY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY POSTURE.’’

[worldsbesthitman]

idk I think you and smg3 would get along even if not in… that way. Bond over explosions and violence and also liking cute lil things. Like your toompy woompy or whatever you call him

‘‘Hmmn. Maybe we could. Depends. I ain't big on makin' friends right now.’’

[worldsbesthitman]

Hey twin, u like my new PFP 🥹🫶

‘‘I'm going to start documenting what ya change it to.’’

[worldsbesthitman]

My, My, WPNZ.. A TUMBLR BLOG? Ur not even a sexy man like me!! lmao..

-🌟📺

‘‘I'll have you know I am a VERY sexy man, thanks.’’

[worldsbesthitman]

★ . WAVES !!

Hi hello guys!! Apologies I've been answering shit really slow or just haven't been posting a lot. I'm very busy with IRL stuff, I apologise in advance if I tend' to disappear at times, not respond to dms or respond to things extremely late. 💔

I have explained this before and I'm sure I've said such already, but I know there's people who don't really take notice of that??

Yall are great but I do have a life outside of this and I'd like to (personally) focus on rebuilding my social life irl and get settled with everything else. As fun as this is, I am not going to do everything when, where and how you want it.

I hope you can understand!! Please stop trying to pressure me into responding. I am trying my best to be active when I can. Thank you! /gen

[worldsbesthitman]

Give weppy some goldfish crackers for me plz

‘‘I'll do that.’’

Clears throat.

@fucken-weppy /silly

[worldsbesthitman]

@ ; " .. I th1nk w3ppy m3t a fri3nd ??? w3 d0nt kn0w wh3r3 h3 cam3 fr0m but th3y'r3 g3tting al0ng??? " ︵⠀ Ꜥ  🍀  ·  we literally don't know anything about children. help. ⠀ ࣪⠀

hehe. Winston (@puzzledmanic) lore time /silly

‘‘HE'S MAKING FRIENDS. NOBODY TALK TO ME. I'M SO PROUD.’’

[worldsbesthitman]

FUCKEN WEPPY FRIDAY PART 222222222222222222

‘‘Fucken weppy friday the sequel.’’

[worldsbesthitman]

fucken weppy- uh. monday. fucken weppy monday

yeaahh

“Fuck. Right. Fucken Weppy Monday.. Yeah. Fucken Weppy Week.”

[worldsbesthitman]

MR WPNZ YOU ARE ALIVE RIGHT YOU AND PUZZLES DIDNT DIED RIGHT RIGHT MR WPNZ THIS IS YOU GUYS RIGHT MR WPNZ? PLEASE YALL ARE ALIVE RIGHT?

“Uhh. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm alive anywayssss...”

[worldsbesthitman]

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

It seems like a movie you'd maybe enjoy, and also Mr. Puzzles would likely love to gush about beyond the scenes trivia afterwards.

“Ooh.. Neat choices! Alright. Thanks. I'll take a look at that. Sounds like somethin' Jigsaw would be into. Wouldn't surprise me if he would want to do some little trivia session. I ain't complainin' though.”

[worldsbesthitman]

“Anyone got some sort of a movie idea? I dunno. Random thought. Maybe Puzzles would wanna watch some type of film or something...”

“Don't know if I'd let him pick without my own input though, he's got some.. err- interestin' choices n' all that.”