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N: I've never worn a bow tie, and I never will. What do I look like, a republican? A: but you'd look so cute wearing one! N: I'd look cute voting against women's right, too, but you don't see me doing that, because that's what REPUBLICANS do.
A: You're my favorite. N: You're MY favorite. Well, one of my favorites. I haven't really done a RANKING...but you're the one I want to share my shit with. A: Hey, hey...save something for the vows.
N: Can I ask you to do me a favor that I feel a little weird about because I think it might be unreasonable to ask?
A: Okay.
N: Can you go check to see if the kitchen sink is still broken so I can email the landlady about it?
A: ...
N: There's no reason I can't do it, I just don't want to.
A: Okay. [checks sink] It's broken!
N: Thank you.
A: The reason you thought that was an unreasonable request is because it was unreasonable.
While Trying to Remember the Title of "The Adjustment Bureau"
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The Interference Society
[On Frozen:]
N: so is this “norway”
or “fake magical norway”
A: well she just built an ice castle with her ice powers
so I think fake magical norway
N: HAHAH
no
i mean
okay
like Enchanted
takes place in New York City
and dragons are real
is this named Norway?
or is it just “a place in magical disney”
which is similar to norway
A: I think it’s just like “scandinavia”
wherever aladdin took place
N: “middle east”
A: it’s the scandinavian version of that
A: [about a character on a show]: she has nice beachy waves.
N: Is that code for sex waves?
A: All my beauty blogs are going to be much more fun if I read "beachy waves" as "sex waves" from now on.
N:
the answer to the question that the movie i just inventoried
is
“Very Green”
or maybe, “Not that green”
I don’t know i never saw it
A:
I think it’s “pretty green”
“when you say HOW green”
“do you mean like”
“how VIVID”
“or like how MUCH green was there”
“it’s just a valley”
“it’s got trees and grass"
“you figure it out”
N:
i mean dude
it’s YOUR valley
A:
you’re RIGHT there
N:
it’s not “how green was that valley that we all know about”
A:
just like CHECK
N:
i’ve never even fucking BEEN to that valley
so John Ford, my answer is
fuck your valley, i don’t care
N:
we need a term for "misread URL"
A:
URLPS
N:
URLPS?
A:
that was supposed to be like “oops”
but with url
didn’t work
N:
i think we need something
where IT ITSELF
could be an URLPS
(we're not calling it that)
A:
misandryandroid
that’s mis and ryan droid’s website
N:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
pyramisandryandroid
A:
hahahahahahahaha
N:
it's Pyramis and Ryan's Droid site slightly better because pyramis is a real name "real"
A:
yeah but what’s pyra
N:
NO I KNOW
N:
i ilke that hugh jackman gets to keep chest hair
for wolverine
like I wanna SEE
in film
the scenes where Christan Bale-Batman is like
in front of a mirror
waxing
or Thor is asking natalie portman to pluck his back
i mean THAT MUST BE HAPPENING
because these guys are smoooooooooth
A:
first of all
N:
FIRST OF ALL
anna begins
A:
christian bale batman doesn’t do his OWN WAXING
N:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
because rich guy?
A:
when you’re that rich, all your depilation needs are attended to by attendants
[while watching a scene on Friday Night Lights where Jason asks Lila if she slept with Riggins and Lila acts all hurt and innocent]
A:
YOU'RE CRAZY JASON
N:
Jason
Jason
the lights are fine!
A:
that never happened
N:
what even are you talking about Jason
there is no riggins
who’s Riggins?
A:
tim riggins died 40 years ago
N:
but.....
but you’re TIm Riggins
Tim
*holds up mirror*
OH MY GOD
I AM
[very serious tone]
N: I have to be honest with you. I have NO idea what they're doing with the protagonists on Warehouse 13.
A: That's Shirley Jones. She was in Oklahoma, too.
N: Oklahoma 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold?
A: Oh, is that a park?
N: That's Boston Common.
N: I'm at subway A: I thought you people called it the T N: #RealLifeEncyclopediaBrown N: How did Anna know? A: A Bostonian would NEVER call it the subway A: He must not be from Boston A: And therefore the killer [simultaneously] N: Nobody from Boston would call it the subway, reasoned Anna thus nutty was the one who rigged the contest
N: nothing is like the 5th element A: describing anything as “like the 5th element” just invites a comparison A: that the other thing will inevitably lose A: also it would be inaccurate N: HOW MANY BLUE ALIENS SING OPERA N: IN YOUR LITTLE FILM A: HOW MANY GARY OLDMANS WEARING GAULTIER N: is luke perry even on SET A: you probably have a MONOpass N: how's your Fashion game? N: TIGHT? or CRAZY tight?? A: did you even CALL chris tucker? N: i can't even make a joke about "what's your gary oldman set to: level or next level" N: because he only HAS one level N: and it's next level
N: hey a woman at the library was wearing those things you like.
A: what?
N: Picture pants.
A: ...what?
N: y'know -- pants. but like, with art on them.
A: ...a print?
N: a print.