Well First of All How Dare You

 Shits bad man.

[myturtlespeedy]

I literally spit water all over my screen.

[thesevenumbrellas]

For context

[arsanatomica]

Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

so disappointing to hear people poke fun at “apple fanboys”. there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a nice honey crisp. i prefer them sliced

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[gigglesister]

theyre really gonna do it. theyre really gonna fucking do timotree charlamagne in his onceler cosplay going to africa and gathering up a fictional pygmy tribe to make into his factory slaves

[polyhexian]

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

[mousenemy]

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

[val-ritz]

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

[baronmagikcarp]

Folks, this exists and it's called Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

[mousenemy]

Hey what the fuck

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dr Emmanuel Bronner's wikipedia image

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[sharper-and-bigger]

Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists

[wigglys]

griffin mcelroy was in an episode of the show big city greens and its about as cursed as you would imagine

[zonerbonerz]

[yugirimistwalker]

[stinkylittlegnome]

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

[stinkylittlegnome]

[jupitervenusearthmars]

Puppet History out of context

[valtsv]

don't fuck with me boy. i know of mushrooms that could fix your marriage, and i also know mushrooms that could destroy it in seconds.

[redbelles]

THE MUMMY (1999) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp. & insp.

[ace-trainer-risu]

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

[moonblossom]

I feel very called out by this post

[bewbin]

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

[omofish]

[ansonmount]

THE DEATH OF STALIN (2017) + letterboxd reviews

[ttzsource]

“Its initial inspiration, appropriately enough, was the old Twilight Zone episode ‘Mirror Image’,” which Peele saw as a kid. In it, a woman encounters her duplicate in a bus station and becomes convinced it arrived from a parallel universe, bent on replacing her. “It’s terrifying, beautiful, really elegant storytelling, and it opens up a world. It opens up your imagination.”

– Jordan Peele on inspiration for his movie “Us”