i'd strike the sun if it insulted me

zedaph? that's a funny name! (i dont ship evilworm)

[wormman-official]

this is the worst thing ive ever done

[wormman-official]

tis thingy im planning 4 the joe, x, n worm interaction is taking so long bc ew its hot and ew im unmotivated srry 4 that gmfhgjhkj

[wormman-official]

< You whisper to Xisuma and joehillssays: hey, x, joe? are you there? we need to chat. >

[wormman-official]

< Xisuma whispers to you > Yeah, where should we meet up?

< You whisper to Xisuma and joehillssays > the flower forest base. be there quickly.

< joehillssays whispers to you > On my way. 

< Xisuma whispers to you > Same here.

[wormman-official]

I hope either X or Joe reply soon. I don’t like being alone, especially knowing about Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Don’t exactly remember who these people are, but I hope the best for you.

[wormman-official]

Thank you!

Wait- you don’t remember them?  Actually, maybe it’s for the better. X hasn’t been the kindest to either of us… Don’t even get me started on Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Well… Whoever this X guy is… It sounds like he was bad… And this Poultry Man dude too… 

What about this Joe? Was him nice?

[wormman-official]

He’s alright. Joe hasn’t pulled… really any funny business that I know of. I’m even sure about him, though, since he also has the power to ban people…

[evilxisuma-official]

Ah… 

Well. Is there anyone that you do have good impressions of, perhaps? Can’t be all doom and gloom all the time. (Despite me kind of. Stuck in limbo.)

[wormman-official]

Well, there’s Stress, n she’s pretty nice! She lives in a really pretty ice castle. And Tango and Impulse! Tango just returned from some Area 77 place. They sometimes slip up and call me Zedaph, though. Still don’t know who that guy is. Actually, everyone’s pretty swell once you get to know ‘em. Perhaps X will make up for what he did to us once I get you out. 

[evilxisuma-official]

That sounds nice.

By the way, by how you reacted when I said I didn’t remember, I assumed I knew them before I was banished?… I bet they don’t even miss me… Even if they did I would feel bad…

[wormman-official]

Yeah, I know them. I haven’t talked much to them about this yet, but I’m sure they would love to have you back. Besides, you haven’t done anything wrong! I know you wouldn’t. And you don’t have to feel bad, either. It’s not your fault you got banished. You don’t deserve to be... wherever you are right now. And I promise I’ll get you out.

[wormman-official]

I hope either X or Joe reply soon. I don’t like being alone, especially knowing about Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Don’t exactly remember who these people are, but I hope the best for you.

[wormman-official]

Thank you!

Wait- you don’t remember them?  Actually, maybe it’s for the better. X hasn’t been the kindest to either of us… Don’t even get me started on Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Well… Whoever this X guy is… It sounds like he was bad… And this Poultry Man dude too… 

What about this Joe? Was him nice?

[wormman-official]

He’s alright. Joe hasn’t pulled… really any funny business that I know of. I’m even sure about him, though, since he also has the power to ban people…

[evilxisuma-official]

Ah… 

Well. Is there anyone that you do have good impressions of, perhaps? Can’t be all doom and gloom all the time. (Despite me kind of. Stuck in limbo.)

[wormman-official]

Well, there’s Stress, n she’s pretty nice! She lives in a really pretty ice castle. And Tango and Impulse! Tango just returned from some Area 77 place. They sometimes slip up and call me Zedaph, though. Still don’t know who that guy is. Actually, everyone’s pretty swell once you get to know ‘em. Perhaps X will make up for what he did to us once I get you out. 

[wormman-official]

I hope either X or Joe reply soon. I don’t like being alone, especially knowing about Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Don’t exactly remember who these people are, but I hope the best for you.

[wormman-official]

Thank you!

Wait- you don’t remember them?  Actually, maybe it’s for the better. X hasn’t been the kindest to either of us… Don’t even get me started on Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Well… Whoever this X guy is… It sounds like he was bad… And this Poultry Man dude too… 

What about this Joe? Was him nice?

[wormman-official]

He’s alright. Joe hasn’t pulled... really any funny business that I know of. I’m even sure about him, though, since he also has the power to ban people...

[wormman-official]

I hope either X or Joe reply soon. I don’t like being alone, especially knowing about Poultry Man.

[evilxisuma-official]

Don’t exactly remember who these people are, but I hope the best for you.

[wormman-official]

Thank you!

Wait- you don’t remember them?  Actually, maybe it’s for the better. X hasn’t been the kindest to either of us... Don’t even get me started on Poultry Man.

[wormman-official]

I hope either X or Joe reply soon. I don’t like being alone, especially knowing about Poultry Man.

[scicraft]

joe: oh worm

evil x: ???

joe: it’s a phrase I picked up! it’s like sayin “oh that’s neat”

-

evil x: oh… worm

worm man: haha that’s me :-)

[wormman-official]

hehe that’s me

[scicraft]

WORM MAN????

[evilxisuma-official]

oh….. worm

[smpkinfessions]

[wormman-official]

Ex??? :0000000!!!

[evilxisuma-official]

Hey, I miss you.

[wormman-official]

I miss you too, buddy. Where’ve you been?

[evilxisuma-official]

Alone.

I’ve been banned. I’ve forgotten by whom- but someone.

[wormman-official]

I… see. We can fix this together, right? Maybe I can find the person who banned you, and show them what for- Or maybe I could get myself banned to hang out with you? I’ll see what I can do.

[evilxisuma-official]

Sorry- fuck- I don’t know when this message came through.

No… please don’t come here.

It’s absolute torture. I do not want to see someone else go through the same isolation and pain as me. Especially you.

[wormman-official]

It’s alright. I’m glad you were able to get back to me at all, to be honest. 

I can fix this, surely! There has to be a way to unban you, right? I don’t know how kindly X or Joe would take to me asking, but… I don’t care how much effort or sneaking around it’ll take. I just wanna see you again.

[evilxisuma-official]

That’s… Sweet to know… Someone actually caring about me.

Thank you… For even sparing more than a single glance at me.

[wormman-official]

Everyone deserves a chance. I’m glad to have you as my friend.

[wormman-official]

< You whisper to Xisuma and joehillssays: hey, x, joe? are you there? we need to chat. >

[scicraft]

joe: oh worm

evil x: ???

joe: it’s a phrase I picked up! it’s like sayin “oh that’s neat”

-

evil x: oh… worm

worm man: haha that’s me :-)

[wormman-official]

hehe that’s me

[scicraft]

WORM MAN????

[evilxisuma-official]

oh….. worm

[smpkinfessions]

[wormman-official]

Ex??? :0000000!!!

[evilxisuma-official]

Hey, I miss you.

[wormman-official]

I miss you too, buddy. Where’ve you been?

[evilxisuma-official]

Alone.

I’ve been banned. I’ve forgotten by whom- but someone.

[wormman-official]

I… see. We can fix this together, right? Maybe I can find the person who banned you, and show them what for- Or maybe I could get myself banned to hang out with you? I’ll see what I can do.

[evilxisuma-official]

Sorry- fuck- I don’t know when this message came through.

No… please don’t come here.

It’s absolute torture. I do not want to see someone else go through the same isolation and pain as me. Especially you.

[wormman-official]

It’s alright. I’m glad you were able to get back to me at all, to be honest. 

I can fix this, surely! There has to be a way to unban you, right? I don’t know how kindly X or Joe would take to me asking, but... I don’t care how much effort or sneaking around it’ll take. I just wanna see you again.

[scicraft]

joe: oh worm

evil x: ???

joe: it’s a phrase I picked up! it’s like sayin “oh that’s neat”

-

evil x: oh… worm

worm man: haha that’s me :-)

[wormman-official]

hehe that’s me

[scicraft]

WORM MAN????

[evilxisuma-official]

oh….. worm

[smpkinfessions]

[wormman-official]

Ex??? :0000000!!!

[evilxisuma-official]

Hey, I miss you.

[wormman-official]

I miss you too, buddy. Where’ve you been?

[evilxisuma-official]

Alone.

I’ve been banned. I’ve forgotten by whom- but someone.

[wormman-official]

I... see. We can fix this together, right? Maybe I can find the person who banned you, and show them what for- Or maybe I could get myself banned to hang out with you? I’ll see what I can do.

[wormman-official]

The stars look pretty tonight. Reminds me of Season 5. 

[scicraft]

joe: oh worm

evil x: ???

joe: it’s a phrase I picked up! it’s like sayin “oh that’s neat”

-

evil x: oh… worm

worm man: haha that’s me :-)

[wormman-official]

hehe that’s me

[scicraft]

WORM MAN????

[evilxisuma-official]

oh….. worm

[smpkinfessions]

[wormman-official]

Ex??? :0000000!!!

[evilxisuma-official]

Hey, I miss you.

[wormman-official]

I miss you too, buddy. Where've you been?

[goodtimeswithscar]

this server is too small for two heroes

[wormman-official]

:)

[wormman-official]

Scoured the whole island. No Ex. I really miss him. At least I got a tour of the island though, right?

[wormman-official]

I haven’t seen Ex around at all since I came home.  Maybe I’ll go looking for him in the morning. I’m sleepy and it’s late right now. I just hope he’s alright, wherever he is.