I'M DIO BRANDO

it is i dio age: vampire sex: dio location: manly sexuality: im dio brando [voted most likely to be dio brando in jjbagay]

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SHUCKS FELLAS, A GUY KILLS A FEW PEOPLE AND INDOCTRINATES CHILDREN AND ANIMALS INTO A MURDER CULT AND SUDDENLY HE’S THE BAD GUY?

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Hey atleast I'm not dead

THERE IS AT LEAST 1 DIO ALIVE SO ITS FINE

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WHATS THE PROBLEM? ILL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM JONATHAN WAS A SWEET CHILD AND YOURE A CUNT AND YOU USED HIS SWEETNESS AGAINST HIM TO DO SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS LIKE YOU D O N T DO THAT

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MC SCUSE ME BITCH HE WAS TRYING TO BE FRIEND YOU BUT YOU DESTROY ALL HIS SHIT THAN HAVE A BABY WITH HIS OLD DICK

W H A T ‘ S  T H E  P R O B L E M 

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ITS YOUR OWN FAULT DUMBASS

TO GET TECHNICAL JONATHAN IS THE DUMBASS THAT CAN’T KILL ANYTHING

I, THE GENIUS DIO BRANDO, JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS WEAKNESS

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HOW IS IT GROSS

JONATHAN IS A JOESTAR

JOESTARS ARE THE ENEMIES OF THE BRANDOS

YET THEY BOTH EXIST IN THE SAME BODY

NASTY

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SO TECHNICALY BOTHOF YOU ARE THE DADS LMAO

IT’S GROSS 

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WELL IT WAS JONATHANS DICK

HAVEN’T WE BEEN OVER THIS

THE VAMPIRE ESSENCE TOOK OVER JONATHANS BODY, CONVERTING IT TO MINE (DIO BRANDO’S) AND MAKING IT A VAMPIRIC BODY

JONATHAN’S ABILITIES STILL REMAIN SOMEWHAT, AS DISGUSTING AS THAT IS TO ME, DIO

SO IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY THAT IT IS BOTH OF OUR DICKS

GROSS

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HE MAY BE A MAFIA BOSS BUT AT LEAST HES LIKABLE

WELL YEAH

HE’S A BRANDO

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gabunyans replied to your post: “WAIT HOLD ON THERE’S A STAND THATS A RADIO TOWER? A: WHATS A RADIO...”:

the user is in the tower he LIVES THERE

THAT'S TERRIBLE. FOR ONCE, I, DIO, WAS WRONG. THE REAL SHITTIEST STAND IS FUCKING TOWER

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WAIT HOLD ON

THERE’S A STAND THATS A RADIO TOWER?

A: WHATS A RADIO TOWER

B: WHERE IS THE STAND USER

C: WHAT THE FUCK

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HONESTLY

STILL SOMETIMES THINK ABOUT THE WHOLE MONKEY WITH A STAND THING AND KIND OF CRINGE

FEW YEARS IN HEAVEN REALLY LETS YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR PLANS FOR DOMINATION AND HOW BAD THEY WERE

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WELL, GIORNO ISNT A TOTAL PRICK LIKE YOU SO MAYBE HE'LL ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH HIS LIFE

HE’S ALREADY A MAFIA BOSS 

THOUGH, WHEN I, DIO, FIRST STARTED OUT I, THE GREAT DIO BRANDO, HAD ALREADY THROWN AWAY HUMANITY AND BECOME AN EVIL TYRANT

BUT HE’S DEFINITELY GETTING THERE. HE’LL MAKE THE BRANDO LINE PROUD

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DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD BARBER FOR CHEAP

MY, THAT IS TO SAY, DIO’S HAIR IS STARTING TO GET VERY LONG AND CUMBERSOME

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I MEANT GIORNO YOU NERD

OH

WELL, GIORNO DID SURPASS ME, DIO BRANDO, FOR A WHILE

THEN I, DIO, WENT TO HEAVEN AND UPGRADED THE WORLD TO THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN

MAYBE GIORNO WILL DO THAT TOO. THE BRANDO LINE IS ALWAYS FIT TO DOMINATE, AND GIORNO IS WORTHY OF THAT NAME

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Giorbo is better than you in every way

WHOS GIORBO

IS SOMEONE STEALING GIORNOS NAME

I, PROUD FATHER DIO, WILL FORCE THEIR NAME TO CHANGE

(OR KILL THEM)

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sakuya izayoi is calling, she wants her knives back

YOU DO REALIZE THAT THERE’S A LOT OF KNIVES IN THE WORLD

IT’S NOT LIKE THE BRANDO FAMILY HAS A MONOPOLY ON THEM

IT’D BE MORE SURPRISING IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE KNIVES. THEY’RE VERY USEFUL AS EATING UTENSILS