Would Your Blorbo Hate The Gays

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Welcome to the blog! This is where we ask the question: would your favorite character from the year 1899, or the one living in rural Texas, be okay with their friend you headcanon as gay? We’re mostly dealing with characters who might be a “product of their time” or just live somewhere that being gay is a lot less acceptable in, but I have a feeling I’m going to be desperate for interaction so submit anyone to the askbox.

CALLOUT POST (characters who are officially homophobic) below

Shaw Moore (Footloose)

Clyde Barrow (Bonnie and Clyde)

Mr. Mushnik (Little Shop of Horrors)

Dallas Winston (The Outsiders)

Chad Danforth (High School Musical)

Shakespeare (Something Rotten)

Amos Hart (Chicago)

Orin Scrivello (Little Shop of Horrors)

Professor Callahan (Legally Blonde)

Random Ass Background Newsboy (Chicago)

Buttons (Newsies)

Spot (Newsies)

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Would George Washington (Liberty Kids) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

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spot conlon newsies 1992

Would Spot Conlon (92sies) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 24, 2025

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Would Buttons (Newsies) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance

Voting ended onMay 23, 2025

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Would This Random Ass Background Newsboy (Chicago) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 22, 2025

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Would Professor Callahan (Legally Blonde) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Gay and European

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

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Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom

Would Vlad Masters (Danny Phantom) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 20, 2025

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love it when one of my mutuals follows me. do they know

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Would Cherry Valance (The Outsiders) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 19, 2025

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girl help we have a tie

uh! I think im going to keep the Lego guy as not homophobic? mayhaps? unless someone is strongly opinionated

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Orin scrivello DDS from little shop of horrors (the dentist)

I don’t know how I didn’t notice this ask… how long has it been here- im sorry-

Would Orin Scrivello, DDS be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

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r.e. fendrich from lego city adventures

Would R.E. Fendrich (Lego City Adventures) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 17, 2025

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hey it’s me again, the silly goober

anyways

captain caviar from cookie run kingdom

Would Captain Caviar (Cookie Run Kingdom) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 16, 2025

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Would Amos Hart (Chicago) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 15, 2025

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Would Shakespeare (something rotten) be homophobic

Would Shakespeare (Something Rotten) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 14, 2025

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Would Elmer Kasprzak (Newsies) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 13, 2025

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Would Audrey (Little Shop of Horrors) be homophobic?

Yes

No

Gay and homophobic

Nuance?

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025