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victusinveritas

eatpussypraylove

Favorite adderall review

joebidensbignaturals

ralfmaximus

You have to watch the dosage.

mortimermcmirestinks

You have to watch the dosage.

only-tiktoks

devantnuit-ladeluge

cryoverkiltmilk

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

Disappointed to learn that Ark Encounter, the creationist theme park in Kentucky whose primary and by primary I mean only attraction is a replica of Noah's Ark built with public tax incentives & that pitches itself as a field trip destination for public schools, has abandoned their plans to build an "immersive" Plagues of Egypt ride, but delighted to learn the Bible theme park is building a Tower of Babel instead

lizardsfromspace

This wasn't a bit btw. The Ark Encounter creationist theme park is showing their strong commitment to Biblical literalism by building a new Tower of Babel

"Lord willing, we hope to build a reconstruction of what the tower of Babel might have looked like at the Ark Encounter." I mean the Lord was very much not willing the first time around. Like I know what you mean but when it comes to the Tower of Babel the Lord was very much not Ο Γιάννης είναι ο τράγος φοβάστε το ελάφι

overpoweredoriginalposter

God: I have used the Tower of Babel as a cautionary tale

Evangelicals: At last we have built the Tower of Babel, from the classic Bible story Don’t Build A Tower of Babel

catchymemes

sometiktoksarevalid

sasquapossum

This needs to be part of our lexicon. "Jumping the shark" already exists for shows that drag on too long. Now we have "kicking dogs" for the opposite - shows that wrap up too quickly. I really hope Wheel of Time doesn't kick the dog.

kvotheunkvothe

biiiiiitch, get outta here, Wheel of Time shot the dog in the face when it was published

energyprison

polymoth

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

bane-of-technology

scottandhiskind

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

moth-grrrl-mavis

People here are hating on finnster so I guess I'm gonna remind y'all that gender expression is a massive pile of horseshit and people who treat it like a game are pretty cool, regardless of how they identify

Also

bumblebeerror

If you hate finnster for his frankly hilarious gender, I personally want nothing to do with you. His work normalizing men wearing whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want to wear it is vitally important to trans acceptance, and it’s also really fucking funny that he does it just because he likes how his twitch chat reacts. Mans puts on makeup like a pro because his chat likes it when he does girl month. That is objectively funny.

gerardpilled

depsidase

viktor-sbor

A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.