WELL HELO AGAIN!

SMG4 oc and rp blog run by @smiley-face-inc

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Didja miss me?

INTRO:

hey it’s @smiley-face-inc for like the fourth tiiimmmmee

I this is rp blog for Sniper. WPNZ’s younger brother who went a little off his rocker for reasons you can read abt in this fic if ya want cause im not dumping all that lore here. (the makes his appearance in chapter 2) https://archiveofourown.org/works/70147951/chapters/182131191

RULES:

No NSFW

Not all asks will be answered

please be patient if yours DOES get answered

open to interacting with other rp blogs

TAGS:

#noscoped! = in character

#ooc

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Found you fuckin finally-

Yo uhhh I prepared a lunchbox and brought some water too... I don't know what kind of food you're into so I made some basic varied stuff.

I know that first impression wasn't the greatest, but we did mean it that you could reach out to us whenever you need m'kay?

[ @gun-twins-rlz ]

[He tenses up and stares at you like a cat with its back arched, but he can’t help but eye the lunchbox. So without getting closer, his arm extends its length to grab the box. While eyeing you a couple times, Sniper inspects it as if he wasn’t sure what to do with it, then opened it discreetly, surprised that it was in fact, filled with food and water]

[He stares at you again, unsure of what to say. This didn’t feel very real..]

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

I don't need to say anything for you to know why I'm here, right?

FUCK OOOOFFFFF

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

What was your favorite food before all that shit happened?

I miss my ma’s cooking. If it was a special occasion she’d go all out with the Japanese cuisine..

I think…Sashimi. Tuna sashimi was my favorite.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

𝓣𝓱𝓮

…

I can’t read that.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

burger or pizza

can I have both I’m really not picky when it comes to food. Y’know. Hard to come by an actual meal for me.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

STICK.

FUCK

GET AWAY FROM ME

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

I feel like you are the type that eats books instead of reading them

Depends on what kind of paper the pages have.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

you ARE the rabies, actually.

you know what. When you put it like that…

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

You got rabies, that's not even a question

no yeah, i wouldn’t doubt it.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Did you get that big ass scar on your face because of the accident or was it WPNZ?

…

The accident.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

sits ominously in your microwave

"Heat up food often?~"

…

[he sets the microwave to cook for 30 minutes]

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

What's up with you and the sticks?

[ @gun-twins-rlz ]

fuck if I know.

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Truce is over! IT'S TIME FOR THE STICK!!!!!!!1

oh c’mon man,

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Awwwn hey Sniper!

It's good to know you didn't forget about us! From what we saw I already assumed that your memory has already became faulty at this point lol

Don't think we forget about you that easily! Look how much you've grown!

Everyone is sooo proud of you for going this far!

Have fun with whatever you are doing haha! But not too much.

We are dying to see what happens next.

Hitman Inc. - Spokesman º78

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Did you know WPNZ can't swim?

yeah. Neither can I. Why do you think I didn’t know that he’s my fuckin’ brother

[wpnz-unit-sniper]

Do you remember the Hitman Inc's Spokesmen? Have you seen any of them before?

I remember them scaring the SHIT out of me as a kid