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[wreathed on AO3] Peach. She/her. 30s. Writer and reader of fic. Serial monofandomer. Most posts are queued.

[wreathedwith]

they're playing Fort Knox at ET half time at the (incredible???) Cabo Verde v Argentina game? the hold noel gallagher has over football tunes

[noelhope]

procrastinated on thinking about my dissertation by spending twenty dollars on sample bottles of noel and liam's favorite scents. will report back

[noelhope]

liam (black orchid by tom ford)

trying my best without cheating by looking at fragrantica. as the name indicates this starts off floral, but smells fresh rather than powdery or overly saccharine. presumably there’s orchid in here but possibly also jasmine. it’s initially a little “hollister at the mall” but develops well. definitely something like patchouli in there, it’s got an incense vibe. you are in a new age store by the seaside. after a few minutes warmer notes start to really come out. it turns spicy and a little woody, and the florals recede. its technically a women’s perfume but it reads androgynous. great hold and strong silage — would be great for covering up the smell of sweat after a long gig. my main criticism is that it would be very easy to overdo. this is definitely the perfume of a confident person who cares about their appearance. I can totally picture liam wearing this

[noelhope]

noel (mystère vetivert by azzi glasser)

this is a bright, wintery cologne. smells strongly of pine and sage. underneath are woody notes — very polished, like you just applied a cleaning product to a new piece of furniture. definitely leans masculine. it’s fairly consistent over time, but as it goes on it takes on a “new car” vinyl smell. a very high-end car. you have just entered a porsche dealership and this is the smell that meets you when they open the door to their top-of-the-line display model. compared to black orchid, it’s more subtle in terms of strength and silage. it’s intimate — you have to get in close to get a whiff. I have heard unfounded rumors that this scent was designed specifically for noel, and I would be 100% willing to believe that

[noelhope]

alright I sprayed one on each wrist and rubbed them together to see what they smell like paired. not altogether unpleasant! I feel like I just had sex on top of leopard-print silk sheets covered in petals but it’s january and someone left the hotel window open

[onlyamemorycellphone]

[ostensiblynone]

Shortlist | February 2015 interview by Hamish MacBain photography by Andrew Shaylor

[bjjork]

“Shut up, man.”

“I told you I was gonna say that!”

[aryataras]

[itsfootballbih]

Excuse me???!?!!?😭😭😭

[ukn0vv]

– You're a very nice lady – Thank you very much. You're a very nice man – I'm a nice lady too 🤭🤭🤭

[jesuswasbatman-blog]

[glossymint]

Mans was fully married singing about a love dead in the water? Don't piss me off you old fat fuck

[no-basis-for-it]

Fully married y'all

[maccasmccartney]

1967.

[danaes-silver-hammer]

Oasis documentary teaser tomorrow!

Finally (x)

[thegirlwiththeaxe]

Here Comes Your Man

‘You can, Bri,’ Paul says. ‘Go on. Pretend it’s the day you first saw us in Cavern, when I was nineteen-and-something. You’re watching us from the back and I catch your eye. Pretend you knew I wanted you then. What would you have done with me?’

1967. Paul and Brian come to a new understanding of each other.

[grassy-noel]

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Steve: It's partly the image in your mind, when you're onstage. That's- that's what I'm thinking about. What you've actually got in your head.

Noel: Onstage- onstage, I just want him. And it's like- and there's only me and him, right, that...will ever get this. When he turns to me and I turn to him at, like, one guitar break or whatever, and like, we just like both look at each other. And that's what it's about for us. ... There's like, certain points at certain gigs and y'know, there's only, y'know. I mean, not like fucking dissing the rest of the band or anything like that, but there's only me and him. When he turns to me and goes, "Are ye mad fer it?" and I go, "Aye, cocker!" That's what it's all about, innit.

BBC Radio 1 - October 23, 1997

[grassy-noel]

[spinalrecoil]

liam's well-documented habit of getting a deep sniff of noel is so precious to me. especially bc he was smelling noel concentrate for the first 15-ish years of his life when he was sharing a matchbox with him. nestled into his neck, head resting on his shoulder. that's home, baby!

[wastherethen]

ROCKER NOEL BOTTLES OUT. Oasis star Noel Gallagher dented his hardman image yesterday by ordering a regular supply of healthy mineral water from his milkman. Noel, who has a fearsome reputation for boozing and drug-taking, left a hand-written order on the steps of his £1.5million Supernova Heights home. Noel, 29, who shares the London pad with girlfriend Meg Matthews, 30, wants a case of Evian and a case of Perrier each week. He also asked for a daily bottle of orange juice packed with vitamin C. A pal said: “It might not seem like a rock ’n roll lifestyle but Noel and Meg both believe in taking care of themselves.” (Daily Mirror, Wednesday 09 April 1997)

the note reads:

DEAR MR MILKMAN PLEASE LEAVE 1 × CASE PERRIER + 1 × CASE OF EVIAN PER WEEK AND 1 BOTTLE OF FRESH ORANGE PER DAY THANX

[ksetta]