Perceptor

Simpático with Brainstorm

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

I rarely draw BUT ☝️ when I do draw it is 90% shitposts

(Ignore the horrid picture quality it is 21:13 and my room is dim)

[wreckerscientist]

@thebetterscientist

[thebetterscientist]

You said you liked my new lipstick!

[wreckerscientist]

I did, it’s a lovely color on you

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

I rarely draw BUT ☝️ when I do draw it is 90% shitposts

(Ignore the horrid picture quality it is 21:13 and my room is dim)

[wreckerscientist]

@thebetterscientist

[mechncheese]

And also fractals

[wreckerscientist]

@thebetterscientist

[mechncheese]

Flashlight blast

[griffinshoardofpencils]

I needed more brainstorm and perceptor from @madamadamiu ‘s lost light cat AU so I drew them. doing things

[wreckerscientist]

@thebetterscientist meow

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wait. Are you leaving me alone with this guy!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll be fine, lad. Now, what's got ya runnin' around universes? I won't tell a spark.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Running away from a real piece of work by the name of Nunya. Last name bizness.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Well that's okay. You don't have to tell me. Just, burden shared is a burden halved an' all that. Are you hungry? It's not easy to find food on the run. That magic spoon looked pretty clean.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

... Gimme the damn food.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

hands him a conveniently packed feast of a lunch box Eat up.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He takes the food in surprise before looking at him suspiciously.

Is this poisoned? No, wait, drugged. Is this drugged?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Why would I drug perfectly good food? I carry spare boxes for exactly this situation. Well, actually, for kids who're hungry and won't make it to a fire station or the daycare, but still!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Once more. Not a kid.

Even so he tentatively took a testing bite.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Shouldn't be too spicy- I don't know who's gettin' these when I make 'em so I lay off a bit on the spices- but it should be good. Eat up, you look like you need it.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He did need it. But he fought down the urge to take big desperate bites. This guy did not need to know how hungry he actually was.

S'not spicy at all. Who'd call this spicy? I mean besides Wildbreak.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Good, I'd worried. Wreckers ain't the best at decidin' where the startin' line is. You need more, I can provide.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... Why're you here? And don't give me all that sparkling crap. I mean the REAL reason.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I ain't got another reason. Wreckers take a lot of lives. The ones of us with a conscious left over after years o' that spend the rest of our lives doin' our best to make sure the next generation don't get saddled with our sins.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip didn't say anything to that. He wasn't sure what he could say. The autobots in his universe certainly hadn't taken that approach. Not that he really thought the decepticons would've done things differently if they'd taken back Cybertron.

Not that that had pertained to him specifically but... Well it's not like it hadn't effected him.

Whatever, he finally said, if that sentimental crap is how you justify giving me free stuff I'm not gonna complain...

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll give ya a whole lot more leeway if you need somethin' else, too. A place to stay included.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Aha! Dragstrip pointed an accusatory finger at Kup, So that's what yer after! You want me as yer underling or whatever! I knew there was something!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I have a big house. It's got a lot of bedrooms. Some of 'em are empty.

[wreckerscientist]

*Perceptor finally came back with the spoon and some other device attached to it.* Sorry, took longer than expected. With this calibrator it should be easier to control what portals you open and show you how long until you can use it again

@ask-the-neo-stunticons

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He took the spoon and looked at it. "It aint gonna blow up on me at some point right? Never used this junk before."

[wreckerscientist]

Most of any exploding parts should have been taken out. But just to be safe keep it away from any pineapple juice.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wha- I was joking! Why would pineapple juice make it-.... Y'know what, nevermind. Thanks for the magic spoon with a pineapple allergy.

[wreckerscientist]

*Perceptor nodded, a small grin forming on his face.* If you ever need anything else, Brainstorm and I are willing to help, just be prepared for weird conditions that might make it explode.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... Yeah I'll make sure I keep all that in mind the next time I ever ask you for a favor.

He turned and opened a portal.

Uh... thanks... I guess?

He then turned and stepped through.

[wreckerscientist]

You’re welcome, and good luck with your multiversal travels.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wait. Are you leaving me alone with this guy!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll be fine, lad. Now, what's got ya runnin' around universes? I won't tell a spark.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Running away from a real piece of work by the name of Nunya. Last name bizness.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Well that's okay. You don't have to tell me. Just, burden shared is a burden halved an' all that. Are you hungry? It's not easy to find food on the run. That magic spoon looked pretty clean.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

... Gimme the damn food.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

hands him a conveniently packed feast of a lunch box Eat up.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He takes the food in surprise before looking at him suspiciously.

Is this poisoned? No, wait, drugged. Is this drugged?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Why would I drug perfectly good food? I carry spare boxes for exactly this situation. Well, actually, for kids who're hungry and won't make it to a fire station or the daycare, but still!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Once more. Not a kid.

Even so he tentatively took a testing bite.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Shouldn't be too spicy- I don't know who's gettin' these when I make 'em so I lay off a bit on the spices- but it should be good. Eat up, you look like you need it.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He did need it. But he fought down the urge to take big desperate bites. This guy did not need to know how hungry he actually was.

S'not spicy at all. Who'd call this spicy? I mean besides Wildbreak.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Good, I'd worried. Wreckers ain't the best at decidin' where the startin' line is. You need more, I can provide.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... Why're you here? And don't give me all that sparkling crap. I mean the REAL reason.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I ain't got another reason. Wreckers take a lot of lives. The ones of us with a conscious left over after years o' that spend the rest of our lives doin' our best to make sure the next generation don't get saddled with our sins.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip didn't say anything to that. He wasn't sure what he could say. The autobots in his universe certainly hadn't taken that approach. Not that he really thought the decepticons would've done things differently if they'd taken back Cybertron.

Not that that had pertained to him specifically but... Well it's not like it hadn't effected him.

Whatever, he finally said, if that sentimental crap is how you justify giving me free stuff I'm not gonna complain...

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll give ya a whole lot more leeway if you need somethin' else, too. A place to stay included.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Aha! Dragstrip pointed an accusatory finger at Kup, So that's what yer after! You want me as yer underling or whatever! I knew there was something!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I have a big house. It's got a lot of bedrooms. Some of 'em are empty.

[wreckerscientist]

*Perceptor finally came back with the spoon and some other device attached to it.* Sorry, took longer than expected. With this calibrator it should be easier to control what portals you open and show you how long until you can use it again

@ask-the-neo-stunticons

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He took the spoon and looked at it. "It aint gonna blow up on me at some point right? Never used this junk before."

[wreckerscientist]

Most of any exploding parts should have been taken out. But just to be safe keep it away from any pineapple juice.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wha- I was joking! Why would pineapple juice make it-.... Y'know what, nevermind. Thanks for the magic spoon with a pineapple allergy.

[wreckerscientist]

*Perceptor nodded, a small grin forming on his face.* If you ever need anything else, Brainstorm and I are willing to help, just be prepared for weird conditions that might make it explode.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wait. Are you leaving me alone with this guy!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll be fine, lad. Now, what's got ya runnin' around universes? I won't tell a spark.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Running away from a real piece of work by the name of Nunya. Last name bizness.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Well that's okay. You don't have to tell me. Just, burden shared is a burden halved an' all that. Are you hungry? It's not easy to find food on the run. That magic spoon looked pretty clean.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

... Gimme the damn food.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

hands him a conveniently packed feast of a lunch box Eat up.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He takes the food in surprise before looking at him suspiciously.

Is this poisoned? No, wait, drugged. Is this drugged?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Why would I drug perfectly good food? I carry spare boxes for exactly this situation. Well, actually, for kids who're hungry and won't make it to a fire station or the daycare, but still!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Once more. Not a kid.

Even so he tentatively took a testing bite.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Shouldn't be too spicy- I don't know who's gettin' these when I make 'em so I lay off a bit on the spices- but it should be good. Eat up, you look like you need it.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He did need it. But he fought down the urge to take big desperate bites. This guy did not need to know how hungry he actually was.

S'not spicy at all. Who'd call this spicy? I mean besides Wildbreak.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Good, I'd worried. Wreckers ain't the best at decidin' where the startin' line is. You need more, I can provide.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... Why're you here? And don't give me all that sparkling crap. I mean the REAL reason.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I ain't got another reason. Wreckers take a lot of lives. The ones of us with a conscious left over after years o' that spend the rest of our lives doin' our best to make sure the next generation don't get saddled with our sins.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip didn't say anything to that. He wasn't sure what he could say. The autobots in his universe certainly hadn't taken that approach. Not that he really thought the decepticons would've done things differently if they'd taken back Cybertron.

Not that that had pertained to him specifically but... Well it's not like it hadn't effected him.

Whatever, he finally said, if that sentimental crap is how you justify giving me free stuff I'm not gonna complain...

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll give ya a whole lot more leeway if you need somethin' else, too. A place to stay included.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Aha! Dragstrip pointed an accusatory finger at Kup, So that's what yer after! You want me as yer underling or whatever! I knew there was something!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I have a big house. It's got a lot of bedrooms. Some of 'em are empty.

[wreckerscientist]

*Perceptor finally came back with the spoon and some other device attached to it.* Sorry, took longer than expected. With this calibrator it should be easier to control what portals you open and show you how long until you can use it again

@ask-the-neo-stunticons

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He took the spoon and looked at it. "It aint gonna blow up on me at some point right? Never used this junk before."

[wreckerscientist]

Most of any exploding parts should have been taken out. But just to be safe keep it away from any pineapple juice.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wait. Are you leaving me alone with this guy!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll be fine, lad. Now, what's got ya runnin' around universes? I won't tell a spark.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Running away from a real piece of work by the name of Nunya. Last name bizness.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Well that's okay. You don't have to tell me. Just, burden shared is a burden halved an' all that. Are you hungry? It's not easy to find food on the run. That magic spoon looked pretty clean.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

... Gimme the damn food.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

hands him a conveniently packed feast of a lunch box Eat up.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He takes the food in surprise before looking at him suspiciously.

Is this poisoned? No, wait, drugged. Is this drugged?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Why would I drug perfectly good food? I carry spare boxes for exactly this situation. Well, actually, for kids who're hungry and won't make it to a fire station or the daycare, but still!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Once more. Not a kid.

Even so he tentatively took a testing bite.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Shouldn't be too spicy- I don't know who's gettin' these when I make 'em so I lay off a bit on the spices- but it should be good. Eat up, you look like you need it.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He did need it. But he fought down the urge to take big desperate bites. This guy did not need to know how hungry he actually was.

S'not spicy at all. Who'd call this spicy? I mean besides Wildbreak.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Good, I'd worried. Wreckers ain't the best at decidin' where the startin' line is. You need more, I can provide.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... Why're you here? And don't give me all that sparkling crap. I mean the REAL reason.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I ain't got another reason. Wreckers take a lot of lives. The ones of us with a conscious left over after years o' that spend the rest of our lives doin' our best to make sure the next generation don't get saddled with our sins.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip didn't say anything to that. He wasn't sure what he could say. The autobots in his universe certainly hadn't taken that approach. Not that he really thought the decepticons would've done things differently if they'd taken back Cybertron.

Not that that had pertained to him specifically but... Well it's not like it hadn't effected him.

Whatever, he finally said, if that sentimental crap is how you justify giving me free stuff I'm not gonna complain...

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

It'll give ya a whole lot more leeway if you need somethin' else, too. A place to stay included.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Aha! Dragstrip pointed an accusatory finger at Kup, So that's what yer after! You want me as yer underling or whatever! I knew there was something!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I have a big house. It's got a lot of bedrooms. Some of 'em are empty.

[wreckerscientist]

*Perceptor finally came back with the spoon and some other device attached to it.* Sorry, took longer than expected. With this calibrator it should be easier to control what portals you open and show you how long until you can use it again

@ask-the-neo-stunticons

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Wait. Are you leaving me alone with this guy!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’ll be fine. Worst thing that’ll happen is adoption and Kup is a really good parental figure for anyone

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[thebetterscientist]

Can I help

[wreckerscientist]

Yes you can dear.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Heard an un-parented youngling and had to check it out!

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrips jaw clenches and he glares. I ain't a 'youngling' 'sparkling' 'kid' or any of that shit! I'm a grown ass bot dammit!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Everyone's a youngling to me, and parenting doesn't end when they're grown. Astrotrain wouldn't have a room at my house if it did. And that unparented youngling could, for all I know, be somewhere deep inside you, still waitin'. I know that's what Misfire had.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Dragstrip stares at him for a moment before turning back to @wreckerscientist and shoving the spoon under his nose

Help me get my aft outta here!

[wreckerscientist]

I tried to warn you. Now give me at least 30 minutes, I should have some results.

*He took the spoon and went to his lab to start figuring out how it worked.*

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

UNICRONS AFT! Where did you come from!?

[wreckerscientist]

Oh yeah. This is Kup. Told you. He tends to appear out of nowhere

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

..... What the hell is a Kup?

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

appears

[wreckerscientist]

He’s basically the father to all wreckers, myself included.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Ah-hah! Dragstrip raised a finger, yer gonna take the spoon and leave me stranded her in a cage, right? There's always a catch!

[wreckerscientist]

Only catch here is if you’re an unattended bot hanging around a bit too long, Kup might appear out of nowhere with intentions of adopting.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Errr, dragstrip tightened his grip on the spoon. What's the catch?

[wreckerscientist]

That you let me study it to understand its powers and how it works. There’s still so much we don’t know about the multiverse and that needs to be remedied.

[wreckerscientist]

A portal opens and yellow Decepticon jumps through looking awkward.

Ah geez that was awkward. Sucks to miss out on those cupcakes but I had to get outta there. Where'd I end up this give?

((dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons is now in your universe))

Oh, hello there. Didn’t expect any visitors today. Watch your step- by the way- I’m trying to clean up the place before the sparkling comes.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

He jumps in surprise. Was there always going to be someone when he came out of one of these portals!?

Er... He looks around him frantically, wh-where am I!?

[wreckerscientist]

You’re currently in mine and Brainstorm’s habsuite. Very interesting you chose our world to enter, there’s not much going on except sparkling preparation.

[ask-the-neo-stunticons]

Choose is... Not really applicable here. This damn spoon doesn't really have any controls on it. Friggin anons. Shoulda known there was a catch..

[wreckerscientist]

Struggling with some tech? Let me take a look at it, one of the side projects going on has been about multiversal travel