i destroyed the bond

of friendship and respect

[stuckinapril]

i have so many psychological issues. who wants to make out with me

[wrestleman]

coach is incapable of being normal // cakotopia​:

   “Whell, String Bong, yoou’re nat worng abort that!” Strong bad, this is a man who willingly drinks Listerine like its booze.

“ Sometimes the crap you eat reminds me of the KOT, sometimes, ” said by the man that ate legos out of advent calendars.

“ Strong Sad too, he ate chalk before y’know? Yeah, nearly killed ‘em. A shame really. ” Whether the shame part was about Strong Sad surviving or the idea of him nearly dying was debatable.

[wrestleman]

@cakotopia​ // coach z whatcha have for me

“ Z, I wouldn’t be surprised if you ate lightbulbs normally. ” He literally had no room to speak, he drank suudsu with The Cheat and liked it.

[sanguimania]

make room !!! make room !!! down on the coffin,​ there’s a coffin or two. dead chic, so cool. the cannibals are starving when they’re looking at you !!

[plasticage]

kick his shin or tread on his face!! pull his nose all over the place!! he can’t disfigure, or disgrace!!

[wrestleman]

//teehee

[mortemania]

Heyyyyy so I started posting my strongstar fic

[wrestleman]

//I'm on mobile rn but happy birthday to SB on this blog (and happy 21st birthday to sbe.mails as a whole)

[wrestleman]

maybe a zombie... // reaperheir​:

For  some  reason,  that  caused  Nervous  to  glance  down  at  his  feet  -  which  were  concealed  by  boots.  “  I  -  don’t  think  I’m  much  like  your  brother,  then…  ”  &  if  he  would  be  honest,  Nervous  is  quite  grateful  for  that.

“  …  What  ?  ”  He  questioned,  insult  in  his  face  by  the  accusation.  “  I  wouldn’t  -  !  Why  would  I  lie  about  that  ?  I  don’t  kn  -  know  what  I  am,  my  parents  never  elab  -  elaborated  on  that.  Only  told  me  that  I’m  special  &  -  &  different.  ”

However,  it  didn’t  take  long  for  Nervous’  face  to  soften.  Oddly,  he  didn’t  experience  any  offense  from  the  suggestion  of  being  a  zombie.  &  he  even  tapped  his  foot  in  consideration  -  WAS  he  a  zombie  ?  “  I’m  not  so  -  sure…  even  if  that  would  be  pretty…  pretty  cool,  I  don’t  really  have  an  appetite  for  brains.  I  don’t  think  my  conscience  could  handle  eating  one…  ”

“ Oh, so I guess that crosses weird ghost-elephant thingy off the list. ”

The tiny wrestleman huffed loudly and dramatically rested his gloves on his hips, exaggeratedly rolling his eyes. “ I dunno, man! Some people are like weird and sensitive about that sorta crap, so they lie! ”

He noticeably perked up when Nervous mulled over the notion of being a zombie. Cool, so being a zombie wasn’t totally outta the question, that’s good. He snorted and crossed his arms, shooting the much taller human a scrutinizing look. “ Conscience, shmoncience, eating brains is totally cool. Like. The coolest, you shouldn’t be a baby about it. I’d totally eat so many brains if I were a zombie. ”

[wrestleman]

//okay so a couple things, one, I’ve been slowly working on a fic behind the scenes, keep your eyes peeled for it and two, bc I have a handful of personal blogs following me here rn: THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG !!!! I BEG THAT YOU PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF THIS WHILE FOLLOWING ME !!!!!!!!

[wrestleman]

◎ 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚀𝚄𝙸𝚁𝙺𝚂 & 𝙷𝙰𝙱𝙸𝚃𝚂.

likes artificial watermelon |  sleeps in what they are already wearing |  eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds |  hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight  | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts over pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse |  uses the same password for everything |  can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘ I love you ‘ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure |  can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salads | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games  | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream best | doesn’t cuss |  memorizes song lyrics |  collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | listens to music with headphones | owns a hoodie |  would rather own cds than online copies | has written a poem |  can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine |  double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

Tagged: @cakotopia​ (technically i stole it but ya know <3)

Tagging: the person reading this >:]

[wrestleman]

MEAN LITTLE GIRL. // cakotopia​:

   “Hmmmm. I doubt it.” she’s so mean, and for what?

He gasped dramatically in a mix of mock and genuine offense. “ Take that back! ” he demanded while stammering for a good comeback. As much of a bully as he generally was, he admittedly wasn’t a fan of being mean to kids. It felt like a low blow for him, plus it didn’t feel as good as picking on someone around his own age did.

[wrestleman]

zombie???? zombies are cool // reaperheir​:

What  -  ?  Who  said  that  -  ?  Nervous  takes  a  few  quick  glances  around,  trying  to  find  the  source  of  the  voice  (  hoping  it  wasn’t  all  in  his  head.  Which,  actually,  caused  him  to  feel  a  bit  anxious.  )  Finally,  he  looks  down  &  makes  an  acknowledging  “  oh…  ”

“  I,  erm  -  ”  his  ‘ parents ’  did  warn  him  about  this  -  judgment  from  other  people.  They  told  him  he  was  different  from  every  human.  That  he  was  only  safe  from  harm  in  the  lab.  How  ironic.  

But  then  again,  the  much  shorter  person  didn’t  exactly  look  like  regular  humans,  either.  “  How  should  I  know  -  ?  !  ”  It  came  out  ruder  than  intended.  “  If  you  -  you  have  a  kid  brother  wh  -  who  looks  similar,  then  I  gu  -  guess  some  people  just  naturally  look  like  th  -  they’re  dying.  ”

“ Yeah, but he also has creepy elephant feet and a weird softserve flip on his head! ” He said this like it was at all relevant to his point, it really wasn’t.

“ ‘sides, whaddya mean by ‘ how should I know ’? It’s like your deal, if you don’t wanna share, just say that, ” he mimed the air quotes with his boxing gloves as he spoke, a gesture that looked odd given his lack of visible fingers. Despite all signs pointing to Nervous’s ignorance on the subject, Strong Bad still felt the intense need to pry. He was pretty nosy after all.

“ Are ya a zombie? Like the groaning, brain-eating sort? That would be cool, zombies are pretty awesome. ”

[wrestleman]

//happy pride month, this is a gentle little reminder that strong bad is gay and trans

[wrestleman]

@reaperheir​ // starter call !!

" Woah. What’s your whole deal, dude? You look like you’re dying or some crap like that. Er, at least as much as my stupid kid brother, who I’m sometimes convinced is a ghost! ”

[xxlisagamerxx]

[mortemania]

Their dynamic literally reminds me of this image so much it’s unreal 

(original under cut)

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