Hello, there! Here ✨L✨ and ✨B✨ from the collective THE HIVE MIND speaking to explain the crazy AU!✌️✨
First things first: This is a CRACK (in case it wasn't obvious yet) Mother (1+2+3) AU featuring:
★ Lucas: A lawyer with a thirst for justice and a heart of gold that ends up stuck in another universe after trying to expose the king of the criminal underworld.
★ Claus: Lucas' twin brother, a landscape artist (a renowned gardener) and a single father of one (a dilf, if you will).
★ Ness and Paula: They are from another universe, and their oficial title is "Royal Guard", but they are essentially cops, they go around keeping the order instead of defending the king. They fall head over heels for the cute foreign lawyer!
★ Ninten and Ana: A pair of doctors from Lucas (and Claus)'s OG universe. Ninten is a sweet doctor who will soon realise that he may be kinda of a moronsexual. Ana is his bestie, she takes every single chance she can get to tease her bestie. People say she came up with the nickname Trolluncle, but sush, you can't tell that to the head doctor of the hospital.
★ Giegue/Giygas: Ninten's (troll) uncle, head doctor of the hospital where Ninten and Ana work and ẗ̸̬̥̥́͊̽̈́́̕͠h̴̨̨̘̣̬͙͕̳̲̮͇͔͂̂̏̈́̕͝ȩ̶̨̞̠͚͉͖̤̦̀͊̽̀̾̔͝͝ͅ ̸̨̳̪̼̞̙͙̠̭̮̕͝k̸̨͙͔͔̗̰̜̓̔̑͆̿͋͗̐̚͘͜i̸̧̡̛̠̼̙͇̱̒͊̍̅͊͜͠n̸̠̬͔̱̯͈̪̫͓̠̽̃̿̀̾̀̑͗͜g̴͚̓̓ ̶̫̙̜͙̩̀̆̇ͅỡ̸̢̖̗̈́͊̏̃̍̅͛͘ḟ̷̡̡̛̱̦̪̻̖̟͖̳͖̃̀͒́̌̎̀͠ ̵̛̲̮͖͐̊̈̈́̔̐͗̃̈́̅͝t̶̢̖̹̙͎̩͑̋͝h̴̝̪̜̮͊̏̿̔̌̎̓̃͗͠͠ę̵̧̮͎͉̥̜̲̜͇͂̈́̅̏̿̐̂̓̄̈́̊͜ ̵̢̡̧͓͎̩̞͎̈́̅͛́͋̀ç̸̰̺͈̈́̾̂̄̑͗̏͌̚r̶͓̹͈̗͌͗ȉ̸̧̢̛̟̜̫̦̻̺̺̠̏͗̌̓̇́͐̌͜͜m̷̨͋͑̃̄̽̏̂̈́̀́̂ĩ̶̗̍̏ņ̷̨̲̘͉͓̻̺͕͛̔̊̈̇͗͘͜a̵̢̟͉̦̱̬͙̓̿̒̉̑̏̃̇͝l̶̖̩̖͉͕̰̤̹̖̻̘͉̊̄̆̈́̽̚͝͠ ̵̧̢̝̺͚̘̞͉̙̻͉̹̌̋̿͋͆͋͘̚ų̸̛̬̯̘͇̭̹̰̱̬͍̽͆́͐̀͗̀̕͜͠͝n̵̪̰͕̜̟̒̏͋̒̈͑͝ḍ̵͙͍̯̭͑͒ȩ̷͓̰̮̭̣̠̈̐̇͗̏̂̕͘͠͝r̷͈̟̄̉̑͒͒́͆̿͘̚͘͝ͅw̸̛̫̥̘͈͍̓̈́̔̓̋̈́͌͗̽̚͜o̸̩͑̊r̷̮͚̩̫̤̐͐́́l̴̗̠̣̮̪̱͛d̶̺͈̩̪̲̆̏̊́̿.̴͍̗̦̅̀͗͛̈͆͌̅̒̒͝ ̴̔̈͛̔͝ͅ
Note: he also happens to look like any common human with magnificent red hair.
★ Kumatora, Duster and Wess: A dangerous group of thief's from Lucas's dimension, or are they not? That information is CLASIFFIED, we don't have the credentials for this yet.
★ Lloyd, Tony and Teddy: They are from the special task unit in charge of investigating Giygas and work alongside Lucas. We present the elite police force! Loyd the Criminologist! Tony the good Cop! And Inspector Teddy! They are very worried for their missing lawyer friend.
★ Poo: The ruling King of the country where Ness and Paula are from. Gives the title "Royal" to anyone of his trust, as of recently and because of a certain someone, he is reconsidering the privileges of the title.
★ Jeff: Royal Scientist at the service of Poo, if you need something, anything at all, Jeff is your guy. As of late there is a rumour that he is committing tax fraud and using public funds to finance his personal projects.
★ And many, many more!🌈💖✨
We, THE HIVE MIND hope that you enjoy of our shenanigans🌈💖✨
WARNINGS: THIS BLOG WILL HAVE MANY, MANY SHIPS (though mostly Nesscas/Paucas/Clausten) also be wary of [̷̨͕͎̹͉̣̊́͗̆Ŕ̶͈͖̳̼͂̔͆͋̾̌͐͝Ę̸͖̟̟͈̎̋̃̈́̕D̴̡̨͇̗̝̝͙͆Ã̴̘͍̥̠̘̗̞͚̤̤̐̃̾̌̋̌̇̈́̈́C̷̠̠̭̬̬̠͖̣̤͗̄͝͝Ţ̶̢͇̬̠̤͓͔͗͋̊͋̍̏̅̀Ĕ̸̹̲D̵̛͙̠̱̦̱̎̇̅̅̅̽́̋͝ͅ]̶̦̖͖̲͚̤̆́̐͜
THE HIVE MIND dictates that Luness (Monday) is a sacred day🌠 And for this, the hive shall unite once a week to feed you these LUNESS goods.
Le Index
The cryptic compendium known as "A Colletion", made with real AO3 magic and bee honey 🍯🐝🌻
The hive wishes you a nice day and eat shall your honey keep you well fed!🍯🐝🌻
Here ✨B✨ from the hive mind 🐝🍯 posting to wish y'all a very happy Christmas 🎄🎁 and winter holidays ☃️❄️💙
We wish y'all a chill day with your beloved ones (not necessarily family) and also a gentle reminder that you are loved and must drink water or some liquid despite the cold! (Also eat!) ☕🍲☃️💙❄️
One of the many cliches in romantic movies is that when two friends like the same person their friendship will be put to test, these movies tended to end in two ways. In one ending their friendship broke beyond the point where they could mend it and the best guy ended with the love interest. In the other ending they are still friends by the end of the movie, but one of the friends realise by one reason or another that his friends like their love interest more and takes the L, and ends sad but also happily looking at the loving pair.
When Lucas came to know that the two people courting him were BEST friends, he thought about those chicles in movies, and he felt bad. He didn’t want to hurt either of their feelings, Ness and Paula had been nothing but kind to him. But he thought that if in his world those movies were so common then it was for a reason, and he started to prepare himself, because truth be told he liked them and he couldn’t leave them waiting for ever. He had to choose and correspond to their feelings accordingly. He had never been in a romantic relationship before anyway, his best guide were those movies, and he decided to trust them.
Lucas was a fool. He was in a whole other world. Heck he was in an alternative universe, and both knights would soon teach him the meaning of it. And they did, sooner than Lucas could have ever expected, he was proven how wrong he was not soon after the whole “courting” began. And because life likes to be funny it showed him how wrong he was with another cliche: a bouquet of flowers and chocolates for the love interest.
Not long after Lucas had settled in one of the many rooms of Poo’s Palace, Ness and Paula decided to meet up at the entrance of the Palace. They were wearing casual clothes, but both were in their best casual clothes. Casual, but fashionable all the same.
“Watches ready?” Asked Paula, Ness smiled and showed her three different watches on his right wrist. “A little overkill, but good”
Ness saluted and started to approach the main door to the palace, she did the same. “See you here in an hour and a half.” Said the raven boy with the overconfidence of the captain of one of the best baseball teams in the country.
“Just make sure to not get late.” She said with cordiality, the same one she used before importing justice into criminals. They were on the street and suddenly started to run in opposite directions. It was left unsaid, but they both left thinking ‘Just don’t cry when I come back with the best present!’
Ness turned around a corner and as soon as he was sure he was outside of Paula’s detection range he teleported to a hill full of wildflowers. He smiled and took a nice transparent paper from his pouch. Nothing better than natural flowers to show how much you love someone!
Paula ran with determination, she had planned the best route in advance. All her preparations allowed her to arrive at her favourite flower shop in record time. She greeted the employee and took her book with the meaning of flowers. She was going to select every flower herself and show her love with a bouquet full of meaning! There was no better way to show love than this! The employee approached and as soon as he saw the book he knew the deal, time to show why he worked at the best flower shop!
An hour and a half later they arrived in perfect synchronisation to the main entrance of the Palace. Ness’s clothes had a bit of dust, but Paula knew that only to the charm of a bouquet made with beautiful wildflowers. Ness looked at the obviously expensive bouquet, he couldn’t say anything tho, he knew that every single flower there had a very deep meaning and that Paula had probably spent all night planning her gift.
“Tch.” They said. Both gifts were wonderful in their own way.
They entered the palace and casually showed each other their box of chocolates, it was the same brand and the same flavour. They let their head fall, of course they would buy the same, both like the same type and brand.
They arrived at the main stairs and stopped for about 1.56 seconds. There was no warning before they sprinted their way up. Both gifts were great, the only thing left was to give them to Lucas first!
They reached the top of the stairs and went in opposite directions, the couple of friends were pridefully thinking the same thing. ‘Ha! I know the fastest route!’ They eventually halted in front of Lucas’s dorm at the same time, and in silence took time to recompose themselves. ‘How did they get here at the same time as me?’ They asked themselves at the same time. Once they recovered their breath and checked on their bouquets (that had somehow survived their crazy run) they knocked at the door simultaneously. They stood up straight and put on their best smile. When the door finally opened Poo looked at them utterly confused.
“Ah… What are you doing here?” Asked Ness, his voice carried no respect for the king. Who could blame him? He was here for Lucas, not work. Poo crossed his arms and gave him a date glare but said nothing and neither let them in.
Paula sighed. “Hiding from work again… your highness?” She made a dramatic pause, letting their friend and king know that yes, they respect him, but she was here for Lucas and she wanted to give him her gift.
Poo nodded and let them in, with sour expressions they entered the room, ready to get Lucas's whereabout from their king even if it meant getting in trouble. In the couch, looking at them was Lucas, the blond blushed a little at seeing them enter with flowers and their expression changed immediately. Eagerly the pair forgot everything about their king and walked towards the cute blond lawyer that swiped their feet.
“Lucas! I got you flowers! I went to pick them up myself!” Ness gently presented his bouquet.
“Lucas! This bouquet has a deep meaning. I know you wanted to learn more about our world!” Paula gently presented her bouquet.
Their smiles grew when they saw the blond faint grow exponentially to tomato red.
“I got you chocolates too!” They presented their chocolate box. Their eager smiles lived very shortly, as a worried expression took over Lucas’s face. The blonde looked to the side and then took a deep breath. He looked at them, blushing but clearly deeply troubled.
“I’m flattered that you got me flowers and chocolate, but… but I can’t accept them! I’m not sure… I’m not sure about my feelings yet.”
They left their gifts in the free space on the couch and smiled. Lucas was so cute and silly.
“That’s alright Lucas, we are courting you, so you fall in love with us after all.” Said Paula calmy.
“Yeah, we can keep doing this until you fall for us, no biggie.” Said Ness in a relaxed way.
Their reassurance didn’t seem to work, as Lucas seemed as troubled as before.
“I know, but… it doesn’t feel right to receive such thoughtful gifts when I can’t even begin to choose between you. I can’t do that, I can’t accept your love, if I will have to choose one of you and hurt the other!”
The lawyer ended up shouting, he closed his eyes and the cute blush on his face disappeared.
“Choose what now?” Said Ness, expressing the confusion for them both.
Lucas opened his eyes reluctantly, still deeply troubled. “Choose. Don’t make me say it out loud! It’s embarrassing.”
Paula cleared her throat and as gently as possible said. “Lucas, you may need to say it loud because neither of us are getting why you need to choose.”
They looked at each other, and shrugged, then they looked back at Poo. The king was drinking tea and shrugged, also unsure of what the problem was.
This finally made Lucas’s expression change, the blond now looked at them as if a second head had grown on each of them. They weren’t sure if this was good or bad.
“Maybe it’s a cultural difference.” Said Poo casually, used to deal with stuff like this in diplomatic meetings.
“You may be right!” Said Ness. He went around the couch, moved his gift and sat beside Lucas.
“Lucas, can you tell us how relationships are in your world?” Asked Paula as she sat at Lucas’s other side.
The blond looked at them a bit unsure, and after a moment of silence explained how people dated where he was from. The basics of it was that for century relationship were between women and men only (a couple of eyebrows were raised there, but they let continue), and for a couple of decades same sex relationship were finally (Lucas put emphasis in finally) accepted as something normal, so two men or two women together were accepted by society in general. Lucas explained them with patience and answered their questions, but what picked up their attention the most was that Lucas always spoke about relationships as something between only two people.
“Is there a reason why you only speak of romantic relationships as something for pairs?” Finally Paula decided to ask.
Lucas looked at her confused again. “What do you mean?”
And it clicked for everyone in the room what the problem was.
“We can date with more than one person here; you don’t have to choose.” Said Ness with the happiness of the man that states the most obvious and most simple answer to all problems.
“Indeed, we do mean it when we say we want you to fall for us both. We want you to love both of us.” Paula took Lucas’s hand in hers, hoping that the blond would accept their way of living.
Lucas blushed. “Like a harem?” Multiple images of sultans with various women crossed his mind, but in his head, there were two sultans, and he was the “woman” of the harem.
“What’s a harem?” Asked Ness.
Paula nodded. “You sure have names for everything in your dimension.”
Lucas, still blushing, explained what a harem was. By the end of the explanation Ness laughed. “I think Paula and I would think of you as this ‘sultan’ and us the harem.”
“Yes, we want to shower you with affection. I think you as the sultan it's more accurate.”
And with a R18 image crossing by his head Lucas decided to hide his blushing face.
“I don’t think you understand what you say, but I get it that here monogamy is not necessarily a thing. Just… just…” He put his hands down and decided to look them to the face. “Can you give me some time to think about this?”
They looked at each other and smiled, relieved to see that the crisis was averted, and that Lucas did not ask them to stop their advances.
“But of course!” Ness happily said.
“What Ness said.” Paula Nodded.
They spent the rest of the evening together, eventually Poo left to continue his work and he took the two knights with him. Mostly to give Lucas some room to think, but also, because the king was not the only one slacking today.
When they left the room the couple of best friends decided to talk about what they had learn today about Lucas’s culture and came to the same conclusion. They had to eliminate Monogamy to speed up their courting process and find this sultan to ask for relationship advice.
Later that night Lucas entered his room with two pots and gently placed his bouquets beside each other. Ness and Paula made his heart race. As he looked at the beautiful flowers, he took one of the boxes of chocolates and opened it. He was glad he had met the pair of knights, his stay here would be too painful otherwise. His mind inevitably went back to thinking about his brother, Claus, he hoped that Giygas’s threat had been in vain, and that his dear brother and Lil Marsh were alright. His mind was full of worries, but the flowers in front of him gave something beyond comfort, it gave him hope. He believed in Ness’s and Paula’s promise that they were going to find a way for him to go back home.
The End
Happy Luness! 🥳 The collective celebrates this monday with the OT3 of this Au, we left him a lit on the side but today we bring it back to celebrate! ~ヾ(＾∇＾) The collective hopes you enjoyed to see some subtle difference between Ness and Paula when it came to flirting ( ु•⌄• )✧♡
Hello everyone! The Collective has an announcement!
First... Happy Luness everyone! 🥳 °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Just like we did with our dear lawyer, we are also compiling the stories related to the most adorable doctor! The collective presents you The Book of Anatomy! This book has also been added to the mystical thing called A collection! Always so convenient ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Just like the previous book this is a lil collection with all the stories related to Ninten prior to Lucas return to his dimension. We hope you enjoy it. If you ever want to revisit one of our smol stories we are going to compile them in books like this. Thank you ao3 magic!
We learn new things every day, don't we? And that is a wonderful thing, and today we will learn a something new too! Today's lesson is *drums please* Every day is Luness! Happy Luness everyone! 🥳 Let's celebrate all the love we have for Nesscas and/or Clausten, yay~ °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Anyway, ✨L✨ forgot to this on Monday, so here she comes with a late update. Forgive her, she was tired 🥺
We are starting to compile our short stories! The hive mind presents you the first book! The Book of Wright this book has also been added to the mystical thing called A collection! Oh boy, how convenient ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
This is a lil collection with all the stories related to Lucas prior to him returning to his original dimension, we hope you enjoy it. If you ever want to revisit one of our smol stories we are going to compile them in books like this. Thank you ao3 magic, you sure are magical, just like honey! 🍯🐝🌻
It was break time, and Ana wasn't in the break room yet. Ninten, tired and exhausted after a busy morning as an intern took a piece of paper and did something he hadn't done not even in high school. The paper said in neat and aesthetically pleasant hand writing.
Dear Claus, do you like me?
Yes
Absolutely!
Lets marry next week <3
He didn't bother to sign it and he decided it was better to hide it before Ana saw him indulging in his lil crush.
He went on with his day, and during lunch he went out to see if he could find Claus in one of the gardens of the hospital. He checked the usual spots where the ginger usually rested, but he didn't find him. Without him noticing his note feel off from his pocket.
Later that day Claus sat down on a bench and noticed a small piece of paper beside him. Curious, he picked it up and smiled upon reading it.
Ha! He could finally show Ninten that he was dating material! Noting more flattering than a love letter from a girl. It was a shame that it didn't have a name or anything, but now he could shut up that dork and establish dominance in the handsome department.
HENLO! ✨B✨ here to present our magnificent (and very cursed) brand new banner/header/whatever you call these and to wish you (yes, you in specific) a Luness as marvelous as yourself✨
If you asked Ninten which food is his favourite the answer was a no brainer. Prime Rib. But if you asked for his favourite dessert, well, it was a no brainier too! Flan, he loved flan. Soft, sweet, perfect to enjoy on every season!
He loved a good portion of ribs, but besides the type of meat, ribs were essentially ribs, all you could do to change it was to change with what you served it. It wasn’t something bad per se, but he liked that flan came in many forms, you had the classics vanilla and chocolate flan with caramel, but you could also make it with coffee or cheese, and even combine them! It was a dessert of endless possibilities.
So, it was no surprise to anyone (but Ana) that he felt more than a personal offense, more than just an attack, but betrayal itself when uncle Giegue one day searched on his freeze, took one of his precious flans, opened it, smelled, made a disgusting face and threw it to trash.
“Nephew, you had something dusting here, I threw it away for you.”
Ninten was so shocked by what he heard and by what he had witnessed, that he was frozen in place as his uncle happily grabbed some cookies from the cabinet and went outside to talk with his mom.
The hurt of the betrayal had been so big that Ninten was sure he had developed some kind of PTSD. Why do you think he thinks that? Well, because right now, his secret crush (a secret for anyone but Ana) was looking at him, pretty mad, like about to commit murder kind of mad. And why was his crush looking at him mad?
Well, long story short he had bumped into Claus at the hospital, both of their shift had ended at the same time. Taking his chance Ninten had decided to walk with Claus to his car, and this way he could make as much small conversation with him as possible before he had to leave to pick his daughter. In that small walk, of not more that 5 minutes Claus had casually mentioned that he and his brother loved omelettes, and Ninten, with the gracious of a cat on catnip falling from a roof he had jumped to the chance of talking about flan.
But man, oh dude, he did more than that.
Before Claus could said anything else, like, for example, that he didn’t like flan, he continued talking, and talking, eventually Claus told him he had to leave, and he simply got on his car and accompanied him to get his daughter, and he keep talking about flan! But he like, couldn’t stop you know? What if Claus didn’t like flan too? He couldn’t live with that! So, he kept talking, and accompanied Claus to the kindergarten to get Lil Marsh, and he just couldn’t shut up about flan.
So now with Marsh looking at him weirdly (not good if he wanted to score points with her) he kept talking and talking. And they continued their journey, all the way back to Claus’s and Lucas’s flat. And now, an hour later, with daughter, father and a Ninten sitting at the table, he finally shut up.
By the end of his over an hour-long monologue, Marsh passed from obvious confusion to smiling. Luckily for Ninten she was finding the whole thing hilarious, Lucas was working late, so he was saved from embarrassing himself in front of the twin, and Claus.... oh sweet, adorable Claus. He had been probably plotting his murder for the last 15 minutes or more.
Marsh left her fork and giggled. “Can you rep-” Claus put one of his hands over her mouth and looked at her as if saying. ‘Don’t you dare do it!’ Lil Marsh simply laughed, for the little kid the whole situation was extra super dupper funny. Claus sighed and pointed his very sharp knife at him.
“My favourite flavour is vanilla with caramel, do this again and I will stab you with this.”
Ninten could care less about the threat. Claus liked flan! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! He got so excited that he started to ramble about flan yet again, to which Claus slammed his head against the table, and by this point Marsh was having the perfect night! Daddy’s boyfriend was funny!
That night they all eat flan, and Ninten decided, that although all flans were great, vanilla flan with caramel was now his favourite.
Now, if only he could get Claus to stop calling him dumbass that would make everything perfect.
The End
Happy Luness wishes you the hive mind! And surprise! The super duper important pool was to choose Ninten’s favourite flan 😎 Because ✨B✨ and I couldn’t decide for ourselves akskd Thanks for voting! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*💕
PapaClaus😎: I’m going to the grocery store on my way home, anyone wants anything?
💕Marsh💕: I want choco cookies!!! 🍪🍪🍪 and cake!!!! pls 🎂 pls 🍰 pls 🥺
MomLuke🌻: Marsh we have sweets home.
PapaClaus😎: Listen to your mother Marsh *wink wink*
💕Marsh💕: Ok dad :c *wink wink*
MomLuke🌻: Claus, if I see a single new package of cookies or whatever, you are sleeping in the car.
PapaClaus😎: You wouldn’t do that to your own brother 🥺
💕Marsh💕: Dady I think mom knows about the wink 😣
PapaClaus😎: I think he does 😣
💕Marsh💕: F cookies 😢
PapaClaus😎: You will be remembered 🤧
💕Marsh💕: 🫡
Lucas smiled at his phone, he may buy a small cake on his back anyway. A new notification popped up. The chat belonged to the special task force of the police department. Just in case Marsh wanted to play with his phone he named it something lame like work.
He opened the chat called Work.
Teddy: Lucas, I sent you some stuff, please review it asap. I think your suspicions were correct.
Lloyd: I sent you the results from forensics too. This bastard is sick.
Tony: And that is saying something considering our usual cases.
Luke: Ok, I will review everything now.
He put his phone down and concentrated on the documents. This damned psychopath, he always regretted being right in cases like this. If it weren’t for some documents that he had access thanks to his profession as a lawyer, they may have never figured out he targeted kids too.
Filled with determination and anger he started to make all the mental note necessary to help the team get proof without falling in some kind of legal loophole that could harm the designated prosecutor’s case later.
The cases they dealt were so delicate that even the police needed direct assistant in some legals matters. He was so focused on what he needed to say that he opened the first chat in his list, without realising that the order had changed while he review the documents.
Opening chat: Fam
💕Marsh💕: And tifanny said that may dress was cute! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° 🥰 💞
PapaClaus😎: I’m glad sweety. See? What did your dad say? You rock all looks! 😎
💕Marsh💕: Thanks dady! 😽💖
MomLuke🌻: That motherfucker is fucked, wait a minute I will send you something, this bloody asshole is going down.
💕Marsh💕: Curse words! 😧
PapaClaus😎: Bro! Wrong chat! Don’t curse here dude!
💕Marsh💕: Mom is a bad example 😢
PapaClaus😎: We are having a LONG chat when you get home. Like seriously Lucas, check your app before sending stuff.
💕Marsh💕: Dady what does fuck mean? 🤔🤔🤔
PapaClaus😎: … Do you see what you did Lucas? 😑
Lucas was screaming as silently as a grown-up man in his personal office could do. He was so screwed!
MomLuke🌻: Sorry… I will be more careful next time.
This message has been deleted
PapaClaus😎: 😒
💕Marsh💕: 😒
Opening chat: Work
Luke: I will send you a document soon, wait a minute please, something came up.
Tony: What happened?
Teddy: Are you alright?
Lloyd: ????
Luke: I accidentally cursed on my family chat thinking I was talking with you guys.
Tony: 🤣
Teddy: 🤣🤣
Lloyd: 🤣🤣🤣
Teddy: Alright, go and make some damage control 😂
Luke: 😓
Opening chat: Fam
MomLuke🌻: What if I tell you that I will buy cake on my way home?
💕Marsh💕: Cake! 🍰 Thank fuck! We have cake dady! ❤️🎂❤️
PapaClaus😎: … Do you see what you did? 😒
MomLuke🌻: I’m so sorry! 😱
Lucas left his phone aside and let his head rest in his hands. Was it too late to say that he was going to arrive late home today? Probably it was.
His phone’s screen lit up; Claus send him a direct message. He was not hearing the end of this soon, wasn’t he?
Happy Luness everyone!
This thime, and I think that for the first time ever in a fanfic? We introduce you Claus's daugther! Li'l Miss Marshmallow! (and in some future Ninten's daughter too asdasd)
