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Voting ended onApr 15

Ok guys I might be crazy and schizophrenic but I once saw a small headcanon or fic about obey me but I can’t find it anywhere so Ima just write what I remember from it

The general idea was that Mc is pretty popular in the Devildom, so imagine there’s fanfics of them now. Although weirdly enough, they are all pretty fluffy and there’s no nsfw works because they see the human as ‘pure’ and they shouldn’t ruin that reputation.

EXCEPT there is one author that starts coming out with amazing fics of mc but lots of them are smut, and guess who this anonymous author is…..SIMEON. The writing is very detailed and strangely accurate…and horrendously (affectionate) filthy.

PLEASE someone tell me if they know the post I’m talking about I really want to see if they expanded on that idea. Now that I think about it, it also could’ve been on ao3.

But just imagine Simeon writing out all the depraved things he wants to do to Mc and just releasing it as an x reader….how much he- no sorry the reader wants to lick down your jaw, taste the sweat rolling down your beautiful skin. He’s- no the reader is grinding into your thigh, the bulge in the readers(his) pants desperate for attention as he gropes the soft flesh underneath his body. Finally- oh finally, taking off the last bit of clothing separating the two of you. Releasing himself and now he’s about to connect and become one with y- oh whoops, he started writing about you and him specifically, now he has to rewrite the paragraph, (again for the third time) but no worries!! He’s sure it will be perfect by the time he plans on publishing :)

yameiiissocoolio

im gonnna make out with mammmon in the new obey me game sloppy style

eevwrites

every nanami headcannons post i see is like “nanami is a provider, nanami is a breadwinner...”

ARE YOU KIDDING. NANAMI NEEDS A WOMAN WHO MAKES BAG SO HE CAN QUIT HIS JOB AND BE A HOUSEHUSBAND.

this man HATES work and you’re telling me that he wants to be the sole provider? PLEASE be real for a second. nanami was built for domesticity. he needs a girl who can buy a cute little house by the sea where all he has to worry about is reading his books and loving his woman.

like this man will make sure you come home every night to a clean house and a warm dinner and then eat ur pussy like a champ. his girl takes care of him so he’s gonna take care of her and he’s gonna take care of her good.

service dom to end all service doms. you want dick after a long day of work? he’s gonna make you see stars and then take care of you like a princess. you want to be slapped around? sure. he’ll tie you up and use you, but best believe your cumming at least 4 times. you want it soft and gentle? that’s what you’ll get. anything for his hard working baby.

and once you're nice and worn out and sleeping comfortably in bed, he's going to the kitchen to make ur lunch for tomorrow. complete with a little note on the napkin reminding you how much he loves you.

nanami deserves a life as a malewife. keep that man barefoot and in the kitchen.

this is the correct opinion and i will not be arguing my point any further at this time. thank you for listening.

voiold

Incase anyone didn’t know…. I love barbatos….

A sane amount btw

HEHEHE HSHAHAI I LOVE BARBSTOS!!! HASASHH

corvus-for-ddd

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

space-arcanist

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

the-doctored-pepper-deactivated

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

spark-circuit

what are we.

deviouz

can you imagine how mean sebastian would be once he notices you have a thing for his hands?

he starts becoming more meticulous about his manicures, nails always coated in an inky black and cuticles pushed back. he had donned rings every now and then prior to his realization, but they become much more frequent once he noticed your squirming at the saloon. he’ll settle a hand on your thigh, fingers dancing along the hemming of the pretty little sundress you wore to escape the summer heat. while abigail and sam had missed the flustered expression etched into your features, sebastian definitely hadn’t. when he’s walking you home, hand curled around your waist because “it’s what a good friend would do” as he ignores the way you sneak glances in his direction. you’re not sure how, but the night somehow leads you pressed against the blossoming apple tree with a hand nestled between your thighs, skilled fingers dancing across your folds expertly enough to have you gasping his name in between kisses. he’ll make you beg for more, have you all teary eyed and desperate pleas as his fingers curl just right.

“‘s the matter, sweetheart? all you have to do is tell me what you want.”

alphacrone

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care