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Steph (SparkCircuit) - 29 - Female (She/Her) - Graduate of the University of Portsmouth. Feel free to ask me anything! (Profile Picture from Pokemon Pokopia, Display Picture from Rain World, and Theme Design by stylizedthemes on Tumblr.)

[dykescooby]

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

[mahgck]

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @euvipon)

[kosmogrl]

I love life even if it breaks my heart all the time

[sylestial]

[sreegs]

You should take some time to read @3liza's post documenting the Phantom Report Bug (which she deserves praise for doing, thank you eliza) and see how fucking broken Tumblr's report tool is. I also want to reiterate something she is once again correct about: no one files bug reports. I have first hand experience working at Tumblr and I remember having to tell web devs on Staff "i saw a post about someone talking about a bug" and they were unaware because no one followed through to file a bug. I have fixed bugs that I saw people posting about that were in my domain (I'm a mobile dev) but were not in the system. No this is not an endorsement of "complain about it enough and eventually someone will see it", this is an endorsement of "file a bug report directly to computer companies and people will most likely read it and probably fix it". I mean it this is not a Tumblr-only thing. I've seen this at every company I've worked for. Just fucking file a bug report please I beg you, software gets complicated and the devs are just unaware that there's a bug until you bring it to your attention. And they want to fix the bug! I promise!

[3liza]

WHAT AM I ALWAYS SAYING TO YOU PEOPLE. COMPLAINING GETS THE GOODS. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD UNTIL YOUVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PROBLEM TO SOMEONE WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIX IT

[3liza]

POLITELY

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[local-ragamuffin]

She would absolutely pull this shit.

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[spark-circuit]

Gabriel third boss fight idea: you try to Whiplash him and at any random point he can just grab it, swing you in a random direction and slam you into the wall/floor/arena objects, dealing a chunk of hard damage (scales with difficulty)

[utaufanclub]

yes i would love to take ibuprofen with you teto

[greenlabcoat]

in 3 days pjackk will return from the dead to usher in a new era for mankind. #disciple

[greenlabcoat]

okay hes actually just really dead #sorry

[greenlabcoat]

sorry i meant 3 months #disciple

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[internet-sentences]

Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out

[internet-sentences]

[3liza]

i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well