How do you run from what's inside your head?

I really am crazy

[writing-bandit-ig]

Caspian: "Oh, and put in an order for a new hat."

Astrid: "Please."

Caspian: Please, my darling Astrid, treasure of my heart, won't you do the honor of acquiring me a new hat?

Astrid, bitterly: Have a long flight down.

[writing-bandit-ig]

Daniel: But if Hadrian kills us all, I’m going to get Astrid's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Caspian: I’ll just hire Theo's ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.

Theo: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

[writing-bandit-ig]

Aiko, to Suzume: You should visit me in Morri. We could could have so much fun together.

Astrid: How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?

[writing-bandit-ig]

Hadrian: it's not natural for women to fight.

Theo: it's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, yet there you stand.

[writing-bandit-ig]

Caspian: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Theo: Knife to the throat?

Alek: Gun to the back?

Astrid: Poison in his cup?

Daniel: You're all horrible.

[writing-bandit-ig]

(Post-DotS)

Theo: Where did all the money go?

Alek: Guns?

Caspian: Ships?

Suzume: Bombs?

Astrid: Political Bribes?

Danny: ...

Astrid: This is where you tell us how awful we are.

Daniel: They all seem like practical choices.

[aroloverboy]

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

[davepetasprites]

SHOUT-OUT TO DA ACES AND AROS ILY

[romantichopelessly]

[cocaineteas]

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

[sushinfood]

[caterpolarisii]

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

[pizzaforpresident-moved-blog]

[theminingengineer]

[belovedgoofball]

[oh-boi-here-we-go]

How Lorcan Salvaterre sees Aelin Galathynius..

[writing-bandit-ig]

That voice had me shoookk

[writing-bandit-ig]

But, like, does lorcan really see Aelin as this weird gremlin girl who likes chocolate? Like, I totally get it, but...

[oh-boi-here-we-go]

How Lorcan Salvaterre sees Aelin Galathynius..

[writing-bandit-ig]

That voice had me shoookk

[theaurorasky]

The Umbrella Academy 2x05 “Valhalla”

“How Do You Guys Deal With This?”

[writing-bandit-ig]

He's not wrong, tho...

[captain-watercress]

Did season two of The Umbrella Academy come out yesterday? Yes.

Did I finish season two of The Umbrella Academy yesterday? ...also yes.

[writing-bandit-ig]

... what? Huh no, I didnt day anything... dont know what you're talking about...

[galaxyhearth]

Also can I just point out whenever the siblings were in the same room as Reginald literally all of them froze up, every single time. That's abuse, kiddos

[writing-bandit-ig]

Childhood trauma be like

[theaurorasky]

The Umbrella Academy 2x05 “Valhalla”

Vanya Apologizes to Diego

[writing-bandit-ig]

C'mon, you cant just leave out Elliot saying something along the lines of "I want to see the energy tentacles" and then everyone just yells at home to shut up.