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guys you gotta understand. eva and grace are like very emotionally attached and love each other very much and are attached at the hip to the point that its weirder that its 100% platonic. its not even friends with benefits, there's no romance, no sex, just two mentally unstable people tasked with saving the world

edit: this is a proud aroace stratt and grace propaganda post, this is about their emotionally codependent queer platonicness

melonwah

keferon

I found a picture I think represents your point

AND I ASK HOW PEOPLE COULD BE SO BLIND TO THE CUTENESS 😭

Peak insect 🤲

what-even-is-thiss

Ugh fixing one problem always reveals another problem doesn’t it. Fixing the walls reveals a termite problem, fixing the anxiety reveals an adhd problem, cleaning out the garden shed releases the demons from the sacred toolbox, it’s never ending.

idrawtooslow

Dare I ask, what demons? What sacred toolbox?

what-even-is-thiss

Ah, ya know. The old demon trap you forgot you had at the back of the shed. I think most neighborhood dads have one.

aussieroborous

...just remembered I need to go and check the demon trap. Thanks OP!

ma91c

Some doodles about movies I watched recently

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

what-even-is-thiss

I love my grandmother dearly but also sometimes I can’t take it anymore

what-even-is-thiss

“I went into Walmart today and it was like walking into another country” she said.

Because they were speaking Spanish. Apparently.

Grandma, this is the US. A room of people speaking Spanish is this country.

what-even-is-thiss

This woman lives in a region that’s almost 50% Hispanic and she’s still surprised when she hears people speaking Spanish.

Dear Grandmother, with all due respect, what the actual fuck.

sistersorrow

Fun fact I just learned: The US has a Spanish-speaking population larger than the entire population of Spain, making it the second largest in the world after Mexico

what-even-is-thiss

Yes this may be an English speaking country but it is also a Spanish speaking country.

And that’s just counting people who speak Spanish at home. The US doesn’t count how many people speak multiple languages so we don’t know how many fluent second language Spanish speakers there are 🤷🏼‍♂️

aropride

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

honeyewesaurus

Expie!!!

For whatever reason I really struggle to draw their tails.....

spontaneousmusicalnumber

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

unwholesome-gay

notahorseindisguise

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly