writing promgpts for your creagtive flow

just some good o'l fashined creative writing prompts!

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a pandemic wipes out 40% of the world’s population. the name of the disease: Banker’s Dick

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the government passed a new law requiring all dildoes to be registered just like guns.

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scott pilgrim vs your ass

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the year is 2029 and emperor trump has collected all of the world’s gold to make his fading body a perfect cast so that his golden behemoth sarcophagus may continue to rule.

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im keep growing more powerful and more expansive

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mcdonalds but for glue

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yo gabba gabba with special host donald trump

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president trump declares fanfiction illegal

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What If Spanish Was French Backwards

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fuck! fuck fuck shitter fuck!! god damn fucking asshole piss shit FUCK! for 400, alex.

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your grandma calls to tell you how beautiful you are but your grandma has been dead for eight months

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I awaken. I don't know it at the moment, but this day marks my fourth straight year of existing in the dogscape.

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alternate history where instead of spices people traded toenails

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you open the fridge and it’s full of dildoes. nothing to eat again!

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the man on the moon wakes up

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idol anime but with ska instead

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linguists discover the letter e is just the letter b again, what a problbm