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What are you doing today
I am not answering questions. I am actually getting on with my work.
where can i buy a blue frog (not for sexual reasons)?
You can find a blue frog in many locations (usually where beer is sold). It is vitally important that you get the frog's content before taking one home for any reason at all.
Are Eggs Real?
Yes, eggs are real. They were invented in 1632 by Granny Cluck. The shape they have today was introduced by the Peckpick Corporation shortly after the second world war.
2+2
In higher dimensions, this equals a fish. In hour dimensions the upper bound is 5 for exceptionally large values of 2; the lower bound is 3 for unusually low values of 2 (usually found at low tide as trapped higher dimensional fish).
components
Only on Sunday
why is sulfur yellow?
The Chemical Colourant Act of 1726 required it and yellow has become a tradition.
why is there a small handle on the maple syrup bottle?
So the house elves can drink it at night while you sleep. They infuse it with magic and then return it tot he bottle (you don't want to know how).
capybara
Copy Bara? Only when I did not revise for the test.
"Wa weg" board is that how you spell the evil game thing
I spell it Uuaay uuieiegax but that's just my personal eccentricity.
Covid shots or back shots
yes, except on Fridays
why is 911 used as the emergency number in north america?
When picking the number, they wanted a number that was not a multiple of 9 and summed to less than 12.
what are word concepts
A delicious snack that goes well with cheese.
what is 1+1
1+1 or, more accurately, ├┼┤ is the solution to the 6000-year-old question "how do you get four people to work in an office together without talking". This being the configuration of lava walls required to keep workers task-focused. Due to the cost of keeping rock melty and red, most offices opt to use the slightly less dramatic free-standing office dividers.
Who is Alexander lukashenko
That is the stage name of Bob from accounting. Bob uses his stage name as part of his improve group's Saturday show.
Does dolphin man exist
I phoned dolphin man up and he says that, yes, he does exist except on Tuesdays.
Where am I
You are currently in Jar number 719533001 which is in room 17 row BF11 shelf 4. Your perception probably differs from this considerably.
What is 2+2?
That depends. For extremely large values of 2, the answer is 5 but for infinitesimally small values of 2, the answer is π.