Wrong Thinking

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The Finale Episode of Community

Abed walking the halls of the school with a rifle, briefly interviewing each character and then executing them. Last frame is black after he shoots himself. Epilogue is Abed in a mental institution sitting in the day room with the paper-foldy thing used in the opening credits. No dialogue, he just sits there doing the permutations, silently counting. Maybe all the other characters (plus Harmon) are in the dayroom, not interacting. Chevy Chase is an M.D., walks through with a clip board.

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So is it KOOK-inelli, COOCH-inelli, or CUCK-inelli? 

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Oh, NOW people want to try to stop shopping-mall massacres. 

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Can't believe it took the Jews so long to get Helen Thomas. :(

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Now on the other hand, Rock Music definitely had the right to Stand Its Ground against this guy. 

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Hey when chimpanzees learn how to speak, are they going to be bummed out about being called chimps? Is chimp a pejorative?

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Oh good.

I look forward to hearing everyone's stories about their personal connection to historic West, TX.

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If O. HENRY were around now?

Do you think he would write a story about a pedophile who discovers the child pornography he has been looking at contains pictures of himself when he was a baby.

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R.I.P. Ebert. Meanwhile, I would like to know how he managed to stay fat with no jaw.

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Hey New York TImes, here are the eye-tracking results.

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Do you think Nelson Mandela really is sick, or do you think he just wants a few of those easy hospital sponge-bath squeezers?

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Somebody should make the porn parody of Game of Thrones, like "Game of Bones," where it's just everyone going around naked and lots of hard fucking all the time.

What?

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Both sides agree that by the 20th month the pain is transferred.

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Hearing rumors the ASME is adding an Ellie category this year just for Aaron Swartz profiles.

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They should make the bail for Blade Shooter his legs.