“This is why I hung out with Oliver last week. He says nice things about me.”
“Yeah, because dickhead’s been fucking whipped for you since we were six years old.”
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“This is why I hung out with Oliver last week. He says nice things about me.”
“Yeah, because dickhead’s been fucking whipped for you since we were six years old.”
“Sure we wouldn’t be. You know, you should tell me what else you love about me. Otherwise I mightn’t believe you.”
“Are you using me to groom your ego? Fuck you!”
“I dunno, it feels a little like you’re just using me for my sexual prowess.”
“Cute. Come on, Ems-- we both know if I was using you just for sex, we wouldn’t be right here, right now.”
“Merlin, you know how to make a girl feel cheap.”
“Oh, come on-- you know I love you.”
“I might just have to teach you some patience.”
“I’d say you should, but I’m pretty sure that’d mean we’re not banging today, and... that’d suck, to say the least.”
“I figured we’d at least have breakfast first.”
“Nah. That’d include waiting, and I’ve never been too good at that.”
“Oh. Oh. This definitely works.”
“Figured it would. Was this what you had in mind for us to do today?”
“Dunno. That’s for you to figure out.”
“Is this working?”
“Hm… I think you’re being sarcastic again.”
“And how would I prove I’m being sincere?”
“I cuddle you when Tris has to leave for work early in the morning?”
“Oh yeah. I do really appreciate that, you know. Means the world to me.”
“Uh… beats me. I’m cute?”
“Nah, that’s why I’m dating Tristan. Try again.”
“Not exactly. Only started last year and really, I only meant it to be a one-time thing but since I don’t get to see him as much any more I figured I might as well make it a yearly thing.”
“... Why am I dating you again?”
“Friendiversary! You know, when we first became friends and all that. I’d make you celebrate ours but my parents don’t remember the exact date we first met.”
“And you’re telling me that you’ve celebrated this... every year? How have I never noticed? We’ve spent like, every day together since we were seven.”
“You cannot use that against me! Tuesday was our friendiversary.”
“Sorry, your fucking what?”
“Let’s do something! No, I see you thinking– no excuses, Avery. I know you have nothing on today. Come on, it’s the first time in ages we’ve had a day off with just the two of us.”
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“We had a day off together last fucking week, you just decided spending time with your not-boyfriend was more important than spending time with your actual-girlfriend. I will not be your sloppy seconds, Emilie Fawley.”
“Yet? So there’s hope.”
“Well, yeah. Gotta go out with a bang, right? Be a bit boring otherwise.”
“Well, maybe not in money. I have other methods of payment, though.”
“We’re not having sex on my desk, Ems. I don’t want to get fired. Yet.”