WTF APPLE PIE IDEAS

Just twins called Agent A & Agent N ~we post ours and other crazy ideas, plans, and stories~

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Whut

So, I asked my father what he was doing and he meant to text me saying “nothing,” but auto correct changed it to “nut touching”…. awkward…..

-Agent A

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ABFIES

The way of showing: I AM STRONG! I HAVE MUSCLES! 

So yes, Agent A and I have made this into a word. We pondered and pondered, then we came up with the idea! ABFIES!! Mainly guys do this to show off their 6 packs, but anyone can do this! From the preschooler who eats glue to the grandmother making a quilt (please Grandmas, don’t post any :D)!!! Anyways!! Above is the original photo that brought about Agent A’s and my idea! ABFIES!! Tag your abfie pics (#abfies) and add a caption! We’d love to repost some! 

Photo credit goes to owners!

-Agent N signing off for the night

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Update on contact

This is Agent A reporting to you live on Tumblr. Me and contact has engaged in the physical act of wrapping our arms around each other. I, Agent A, forgot who I was for a second and gently grabbed contact's hands with my own hands. I thought I had blown my cover, however, contact seems oblivious to my true identity.

Later the same day, contact wrapped their arms around me again and I felt blood rush to my face. I underestimated contact. Contact must have poisoned me and now I feel a great need for contact.

- Agent A

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Oops, I did it again...

So, I am extremely clumsy... so clumsy in fact that I have spilled water everyday. I shall now sing "Oops, I did it again~" every time I spill water.

- Agent A

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DICKPADS: NOW AVAILABLE People! Tired of those flat pads made only for women? Now there’s DICKPADS!

Put on tube-like pad and peel off with ease! As easy as peeling a banana! Now available in three colors and patterns! Purple puppies, green smileys, and blue flowers!

Ships out in 3-5 business days!

Btw this isn’t a real product. We made these up one late night a few weeks ago.

-Agent N

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Plan: Spider Hand

Agent A will meet contact on bus. After a few minutes of awkward silence, Agent A will engage in conversation with contact and grab contacts hand. Agent A will then pretend that she is looking at his various love, job, and life lines on contacts hand. Will update with results

-Agent N

UPDATE

I did as planned. Contact seems to love me with all their heart and wants to-

Agent A, please stay focused.

-Agent N

Contact did not pull away and seemed to enjoy it…

- Agent A