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@cambam: exciting news !!!!!!!

@cambam: the next season of #thenotsosimplelife will be following me as i travel around the world !!!!

@cambam: we have so many AMAZING things planned out already and thank you @ParisHilton for letting me do this !!!

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hey guys, so as most of you know, i’ve been having some serious issues with cami lately and i tried so hard to power through them, but it’s just not working at all

every time i try to do something with her, i feel like she falls flat and idk i just feel like i need to let her go for a while. so idk i guess i’m going to say that she’s decided to do the next season of her show traveling around the world or something to explain why she’s gone

maybe she’s someone that i’ll bring back later, but i honestly have no idea for sure. it’s like the if you love someone-- nah that’s too sappy and cami would hate me if i said it all

ok and i’m also dropping eli bc no muse at all

buuuuuuuut i think im about to bring a cindy k in and im honestly so excited about it ?? like i have most of her backstory planned out already and i think she’s gonna be a lot of fun

so it’s not goodbye, but i’ll defs be making a new account bc it would hurt my heart and my brain to try to clear almost 2 years worth of shit from this blog

okok ALSO if cami and your chara were friends, she probs is staying in touch with them bc i really dont want it to be like lol she fell off the face of the earth

bc if i ever do bring her back, then i’ll have to go through hell with her making up with everyone all over again

okok see yall on my new account once it’s ready

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@boosheri: @cambam i see you giving me a run for my money

@cambam: @boosheri then hop on a plane and go somewhere

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@cambam: aaaaaaand it's off to fiji ✌🏻

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@cambam: tired of lisbon already,, i'm going to pretend im a youtuber and do a followers control my vacay,, so where should i go next ??

@cambam: vote here [ https://linkto.run/p/JQTQBQ7U ]

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: you didn't have to immediately shut it all off. i was just letting you know. i was trying to do the right thing too, cami.

LINC: have i ever been in a dream with anyone?

LINC: i know it was real, and i know you're being a better cami. you're not a bad person

LINC: what's the fucking problem, cami?

LINC: now you're acting like someone who has feelings for me, so just tell me what the fuck i did wrong

CAMI: knowing that you're planning on possibly getting back together, would you want aspen talking about sucking some other dude's dick? or some other guy talking about fucking her or something? be honest.

CAMI: no one interesting

CAMI: so why are you making such a big deal about me trying to show respect? you know this shit doesn't come naturally to me, but im really really trying here

CAMI: there's not a fucking problem

CAMI: ok fine maybe i sort of felt more than friends for you but like it doesn't even matter because i didn't want to feel it, i was never going to act on it, and i know it was fucking stupid to feel like that at all. so i just wanted to ride them out until shit felt normal again

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: i didn't realize being respectful meant suddenly being rude to me. should i not have told you?

LINC: i don't know if i believe that, babe...

LINC: are you saying you haven't even had ONE dream where we've been together?

LINC: you're not going to get blamed. she's not going to kick your ass, nothing's going to happen

LINC: you can't think of all the shit that could happen

LINC: i know it can't be the same. but we've been able to be just friends before, why is this time any different?

CAMI: how am i being rude to you?? usually i am rude to you on purpose to get under your skin, but now i'm really trying to do the right thing

CAMI: believe what you want

CAMI: not with rihanna and 90s sarah michelle gellar

CAMI: im still not going to send inappropriate shit to you. remember the whole be a better cami thing? that was real

CAMI: maybe not, but if you're even thinking about getting back together with her, i want to try to be supportive or whatever

CAMI: it's not. just forget it.

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: your tone changed as soon as i told you i was going to try and talk to aspen again

LINC: you're saying that ... you lied? so you admit that you've lied before? that's interesting

LINC: i'm happy to be in a dream beside them

LINC: hey, you're not getting blamed for anything

LINC: nothing's even happened yet, cami

LINC: that's because of other shit that was going on at the time. but you're my friend, i'm still going to talk to you

CAMI: i already said im trying to be respectful. im not going to flirt and make innuendos if youre about to be in a relationship

CAMI: im saying that i just told my first ever lie, aren't you proud?

CAMI: i never said you were in the same dreams

CAMI: you already said that she'd kick my ass, that sounds strangely like me getting blamed

CAMI: no, but im sure it will

CAMI: okay, but that doesn't mean that it's going to be the same. it can't be the same. which is fine, we'll just have to find a new way to be

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: hey, i was just teasing. don't get mad at me.

LINC: are you just trying to catch me in a lie?

LINC: i don't believe i'm the only one you dream about

LINC: she'd kick your ass if she knew and we were together

LINC: but of course we can, why wouldn't we be able to? we'd just have to cut out the sex, we've done it before

CAMI: im not getting mad, im just saying

CAMI: wait what ?? no i was saying that i lied when i said i never claimed to be better than anyone, bc i have bc i am. ive just never claimed to be better than you

CAMI: ok tru, i also dream about rihanna and 90s sarah michelle gellar

CAMI: which isn't fair to me when i'm the one trying to stop it

CAMI: but i always get fucking blamed for shit like this

CAMI: bc 90% of our shit is inappropriate, not just the sex

CAMI: and lbr we didn't really talk all that much last time you two were together, but idk maybe we can get better at that this time

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: i'm a little conceited, but so are you

LINC: don't act like you're better than me, cami

LINC: fuck off, i was looking for a dream once a month

LINC: don't get weird on me now

LINC: i don't want to talk about taxes

LINC: we can still be linc and cami no matter what

CAMI: i'm more than a little conceited

CAMI: i've never acted like i'm better than anyone

CAMI: that's a lie. i've never acted like i'm better than you.

CAMI: well you got a daily one instead

CAMI: im trying to be respectful of your potential relationship

CAMI: if you and aspen do work shit out, i know she's not going to want you talking sex shit with another girl

CAMI: can we?

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: isn't that what we're all becoming?

LINC: yeah, as long as you're thinking about me

LINC: do you dream about me too?

LINC: thanks. we can still hang out, obviously

LINC: what about you?

LINC: touche

CAMI: pretty much

CAMI: so conceited

CAMI: oh yeah, some pretty intense wet dreams almost every night

CAMI: and i probably shouldn't joke like that anymore just in case

CAMI: ok

CAMI: i was thinking something about you being in me

CAMI: but ig i shouldn't pull you in the gutter anymore

CAMI: so like... taxes. that's a thing

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: i WAS in new york, but then everyone else decided to bail so i figured i could too

LINC: wouldn't that be something?

LINC: i like the fact that i'm in your imagination

LINC: no, no. of course not. just ... aspen and i are gonna talk, so you never know what's gonna happen

LINC: what was i going to say?

LINC: who said it was a good thing?

CAMI: copycat

CAMI: probably faster than trying to deal with traffic

CAMI: even if you're squirming?

CAMI: oh. well good luck i guess.

CAMI: something about me

CAMI: i didn't hear you complaining

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: how's it get boring? i'm offended :)

LINC: i don't think anyone's ever seen me like that

LINC: we might not be able to

LINC: how's it sad for me?

LINC: i knew what you were going to say

LINC: yeah, that's exactly what i'm saying

CAMI: youre not even in new york either right now, i saw your insta

CAMI: unless you took a plane from jfk to lga

CAMI: maybe not, but i can use my imagination

CAMI: why not? it's not bc of that stupid shit from earlier, is it?

CAMI: because i know you wanted to say it, but can't because you're in public

CAMI: then you're welcome

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sms .:. lincoln log

LINC: it's a you problem, you keep running off

LINC: have you ever seen me squirm?

LINC: it might

LINC: it's only sad for you, i think

LINC: how are you not predictable?

LINC: only because your mind is constantly there

CAMI: new york gets so boring,, i needed to get away

CAMI: no, but i can somehow still imagine it

CAMI: ig we'll find out when i get back

CAMI: nope, for you too. youre just in denial

CAMI: how am i predictable?

CAMI: so my mind forces your into the gutter?