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Lucah; "The wind extinguishes candles, but it can never extinguish the moon."

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Such an ass. You WERE laughing, you’re horrible why am I with you? I you want to, I won’t object. It is funny, I’ll give you that. Just make sure you guys don’t match at the same time, okay? No I wouldn’t! Girls are just more fun with bows and dresses and stuff.

You can’t even prove I was laughing, you have no evidence. Because I have a good dick game, and am a good looking man that’s why. I will later, just remind me. Oh no we’re matching everyday, he’s getting a leather jacket and combat boots. Yeah yeah maybe baby number two will be a girl.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

YOU’RE LAUGHING AT ME. Stop it or I’ll start crying. You don’t have to do that, I have stuff that’ll get me through. “I did 9 months hard time, now serving 18 years parole.” REALLY? You fucking would oh my god. Where did you even FIND this? I’m not lying to you, when we get back we could know if we’re having a boy or a girl. I’m rooting for a girl.

So hormonal. I am NOT laughing, babe. Well I have shirts I don’t wear much anymore I can dig them out. HEY IT WAS FUNNY, AND HE HAD TO MATCH HIS DAD. I found it at this place in the mall. Of course you would, you’d hate to have a mini me.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

They are that bad and you know it. That’s why you’re laughing at me. Other pregnant women don’t love themselves enough when they’re pregnant apparently. If it really bothers you THAT much I won’t do it. You bought something? What is it, let me see! We might find out the gender at this appointment,  you know…

I’m not LAUGHING, I was just smiling. I’ll pick out things of mine that’s okay to wear. Just some clothes, and toys and stuff.....I kind of just saw some things and went a bit wild. Don’t lie to me now.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Ew no, those clothes are ugly. Besides, we realy shouldn’t be buying a lot of stuff right now. I have sweats and stuff I still fit into. Uh, like, now.

They’re....not bad...I mean other pregnant women wear them and it’ll keep you away from my clothes. But fine true, I bought some gender neutral baby stuff though, although even if it’s a girl she can still have motorcycles in her room. Okay okay, lets go, I’ll get my keys.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Yeah, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t still suck. My favorite pair of jeans won’t zip. By the way, I made an appointment with a doctor around here today, you’re welcome to join me if you want.

We’ll go to a maternity story or whatever they’re cold. And of course I wanna go, babe. What time?

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

It’s finally happened. My clothes have stopped fitting. This is it, this is the beginning of the end. I’m only going to get fatter from here. All my hard work on keeping my figure is gone.

Babe, you know that happens during pregnancy right?

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Stop mocking me! I’d really like that, yeah. Maybe you could win something for our kid, too. Or you could try to win something and when you fail I’ll step in and win it like I did that blue bear back when we went to the State Fair.

It’s what I do best! I did not FAIL, the ring toss is fucking hard, okay? I was simply having an off night. Plus the blue bear ending up being underneath you that one night we had drunk sex, so hes tainted.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Yeah, okay. As long as I’m with you I don’t care where we go.

Yeah okay. Wanna go to a cheap motel, lay around on the beach, and go on some boardwalks? I can win you a stuffed animal.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

You love it, though. Most of the time that would be a horrible combination, but I think it works pretty well for us. Minus the arguing over dumb shit. Yeah, I guess so. Now can we get out of here?

Eh whatever. You start the fights. Yeah, lets find a nice enough motel a couple hours away for a bit...maybe near a beach.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Fuck off, I say it all the time! You’re always a sarcastic asshole, I’ve learned to take nothing you say seriously. I’m really glad my mental breakdown and run away bride-ness worked out for you.

So feisty all the time. And you’re always a stubborn bitch, what a combination, huh? It worked out for me because you’re back with me, didn’t it?

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

I love you, Lucah. That’s not true, I know you a little better than that. If it really bothers you that much, I won’t do it. Okay, okay, I’m packed and out of that damn dress. You’re not going to stop calling me princess, are you?

Now you say it! You know I’m being sarcastic. Nah, I just hope you can sell that dress and get a lot of money out of that disaster. It would help us with the baby I’m sure.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

I can hate you and still want to have sex with you, so yes of course I want to bang later. It can’t be that sickening you have a big ass grin on your face. You’ll figure it out besides, i’m not taking ALL of them, I’m not heartless. Stop calling me princess!!

Nah sorry only bang girls who got feelings for me, sorry. This smile means nothing to my amount of grossed outness. Yeah you’re only gonna take my favorites because you want them. Okay, Princess cmon.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

I’m not lying you’re gross, get away from me. Yeah, and I can guarantee it’ll be our child’s fault. They took control of me and forced me to take it and then you can’t get mad because it’s our baby. Ew, no, that’s gross I’ll just steal your t shirts and sweat pants for the next year. Will you still love me when I’m fat? Yes, sir.

So you don’t wanna bang later? Don’t blame our unborn child for this, that’s just sickening, Delilah I’m shaking my head. What am I gonna wear?! I’m always gonna love you, you goof. Now go pack, runaway princess bride!

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Oh really? Because I’m pretty sure its not there anymore. That sounds like a challenge. One day it’ll go missing and you won’t even know it. Besides I’m gonna be fat soon and my clothes won’t fit me anymore. I fit into a cab just fine in this dress, so I think I’ll be fine in your car.

Stop lying. Oh I’ll know, and I’ll know who to go to. That’s when we buy you those ugly maternity clothes and moo moos. Okay come on, lets take you to Erics so you can quickly pack before the asshole comes home.

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

I actually hate you, I just decided. Wow, you still have this shirt? I’m gonna steal it one day. And by one day I mean probably tomorrow. Also hurry up I want to get out of this stupid thing.

I can feel the passion and love. Yeah, it has some holes but it’s still my favorite shirt. You won’t ever have this shirt. Okay okay, lets go. Are you gonna be able to fit in my car in that thing?

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

Get used to it, because I’m going to say it a lot. Shut up, I always admitted it. Call me princess one more time, I dare you.

I love you too, babe. Whatever you say. And hey Princess, mind handing me my favorite shirt in my closet?

[wtflucah]

delilahfml:

I love you. Yeah, he always was a bit of a baby like that. So are we going or what? I really want to get out of this dress.

Sends chills up my spine when you say that. Oh yeah, now you admit it. Yeah, yeah I was packing calm yourself...princess.