mess me up

Makayla Karinski. 17. The Popular Kids.

[erraticrandomficwriter]

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“I have a great sense of humor. Except when it comes to that. Well maybe I want to say it 10,000 times? Yes just kidding as in we’re not the best friends in the world. Nah it’s name will be Makayla no matter what. Hey you gave me the idea.”

[wtvmakayla]

“If it hadn’t of made you jealous for whatever reason, you would totally find if funny. I don’t know why you would want to do that. Especially seeing as it’s completely unnecessary. And here I thought we were. Uncool. I’m not sure how I’d feel about you naming a boy dog after me. And I know I did. You think I’d know better by now then to do that.”

[wtvmakayla]

"rover" is extremely like river

“Your point being…?”

[kolwinters]

“You have two hands a phone as well, if you weren’t aware? If you want to order pizza go ahead, but I’m cooking.”

[wtvmakayla]

“Oh shit, no kidding? I actually wasn't aware, no. But thanks for pointing it out for me.-- Oooh wait, what are you cooking though?”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“Umm these are mine.. You can’t have them.”

[wtvmakayla]

“Come on, Charlie. Don’t be rude.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“Okay sorry. I won’t say stuff like that anymore. It’s not funny.  I don’t think you could ever be past apologies. Especially for this. We are the best friends in the world. Just kidding. I will, even if it’s a boy. You’re giving me ideas now.”

[wtvmakayla]

“You’re fine. It’s really not that big of a deal. And where’s your sense of humor, Charlie? It’s funny. Sure you can. Especially if they’ve already been said a thousand times. And just kidding as in we’re not the best friends in the world? No no, not if it’s a boy. You’ll just confuse the poor guy. If it’s a boy you have to name it something cheesy-- like Rover or Buddy or whatever they name dogs now a days. Okay no, no more ideas. That is like the last thing you need.”

[kolwinters]

“Do I look like a Pizzeria, because surprisingly I’m not.”

[wtvmakayla]

“Well no-- but you do look capable of picking up a phone and ordering one. But if that’s too difficult then it's cool.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“Well I’m not sharing with you today.”

[wtvmakayla]

“Oh, that’s cute how you think I was giving you a choice.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“Say it. Please just say it. It’s not funny, it’s weird. I should be put into an insane asylum. I’m sorry. For everything.. I really am. Should I name it Makayla? I think that would be hot. I’ve never had sex in a nursing home. 

[wtvmakayla]

“It’s stupid. I just-- it’s not fair of you to say things like that. Things like ‘how do I know that children aren’t in our future’. Given like, everything. And I’m sure you were kidding and I’m just being stupid. But you asked, so yeah. And come on, it’s a little funny. You totally should be though. I think that'd be very good for you. And we’re a little past apologies aren’t we? It’s fine, seriously. It happened forever ago. We’re friends now. It’s cool. Yes, you should totally name your dog after me. And that is actually very disturbing. I would hope you haven’t, unless of course it was with a hot nurse in a nursing home. That would be a lot more acceptable.”  

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“And now I really want to know. I wasn’t going to tell you even if it was 100% sure that you’d reject him. I might be officially crazy. Do you really think we’d still be together? Yay what should I name it? I can wait for her.

[wtvmakayla]

“It’s stupid. And why not? I think it’s actually quite funny that he apparently had a thing for me. Definitely crazy. Like loony bin crazy. I would’ve never. And maybe. I mean, you never know. But I don’t think I would’ve ever stopped loving you if it weren’t for that. I don’t know, what do you name a dog? Ew, Charlie, no. You do realize that she’s old and if you wait too long the only dates you two will ever have will be in her nursing home.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

[wtvmakayla]

“Sharing is caring, Charlie. Didn’t they teach you anything in Kindergarten?”

[kolwinters]

“I need more food for this conversation..”

[wtvmakayla]

“You need more food for most conversations. But if you’re taking suggestions, I could go for a pizza.”

[ashiana-myers]

I’m huge and feel disgusting, whoever said pregnancy was beautiful is lying out of their fucking ass!

[wtvmakayla]

“Would you shut up? You look hot! Anyways, you won’t be saying any of this once you’re holding that cute little baby in your arms.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“Come on please just tell me. Yeah you did. Why would I tell you back then? I wasn’t going to tell you. I mean why would I tell you my brother had a thing for you? Then you could’ve just broken up with me and gotten with him. Wish you knew what happened to me always thinking of you? No don’t make me do it.”

[wtvmakayla]

“Well now I’ve made it sound like a big deal. And it’s really not. Oh please, you could have told me back then and it wouldn’t of even mattered. If you think I would have broken up with you for your brother then you are officially crazy. Like I said, I was too stupidly in love with you to even think about anybody else. And yeah, I mean, obviously it kind of just stopped at some point. Otherwise we’d still be together right now. Fine, well you can have the puppy now. As far as my mom, you’re going to have to be a little patient."

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“I don’t want to ignore it. I want to know what you were thinking. Nah I’d rather you didn’t go after my secret brother or any of my family. I have noticed that she is. But I think you’re the hottest. The harm was it made me annoyed. He can think you’re hot, but I don’t want to hear him saying that if we weren’t dating he would totally go after you. You were pretty much the only thing I thought about too, and it was very hard to focus on anything except for you. I like whining.”

[wtvmakayla]

“You’re killing me here. And why not? It’s not my fault you were born into a very attractive family. Hm-- well I guess I really shouldn’t argue with that. So thank you. Well you didn’t mention that last bit. Did he really say that? Shit. You mean I had a chance with him back then and you’re just now telling me? Nice looking out. Yeah, I wish I knew what happened to that. I know you do. So whine all you want, but you’re still going to have to learn it.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“No tell me. I don’t you going for my secret brother. You’re the hottest one in your family too. Yes really. It pissed me off for me to hear him talk about you like that. Stupidly? Awh I don’t want to learn how.”

[wtvmakayla]

“It’s not important. I’m just being stupid and sensitive and girly. So please ignore me. And why not? I’m sure your secret brother and I could be very happy together. I don’t know about that though. Marissa is gorgeous, if you haven't noticed. Aw, look at you being all protective. That’s adorable. I don’t see the harm in him thinking I’m hot though. And I don’t mean that in a bad way at all. Just in the way that you were kind of all I thought about back then. Awh, well you’re going to have to so stop whining.”

[charlie-jackson-blog]

“Why can’t I say things like that? I’ll ask. Another brother is always great. Awh don’t go for my secret brother and my dad. Not hotter than me though. Yeah it pissed me off after a while. I don’t want to learn how to be patient.”

[wtvmakayla]

“Nevermind. And yes, especially a hot one. I’d only go for your secret brother though. Your dad’s off limits, remember? And of course not. You’re still the hottest. Really? Why though? It’s not like you ever had to worry about any other guys. I was too stupidly in love with you to even notice anyone else. And maybe not, but it will be good for you.”