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TEXT; mami/dad(dy)/baby g/papi's b*tch

Vana: [message read]

Mac: wtf

Mac: dude don't ignore me

Mac: who tf are you murdering???

Mac: vana?

Mac: VANA

#text: nirvana #texts #n IRVANA SIT DOWN AND BREATH

Text // mac

Em: good

Em: thanks

Mac: cool

Mac: ur welcome

#text: emily #texts #yes he already did i hate him

TEXT; mami/dad(dy)/baby g/papi's b*tch

Vana: if you hear someone screaming dont react

Mac: wait what

Mac: wait wtf vana

Mac: are u going to beat your sister with a fuckin baseball bat wtf

#text: nirvana #texts #its like coop is the chilliest of all ur charries and he's not even chill liKE

TEXT; mami/dad(dy)/baby g/papi's b*tch

Vana: do ya got a baseball bat?

Mac: .. why?

#text: nirvana #BASEBALL BAT WHAT #NIRVANA WHY #NIRVANA CHILL #texts

TEXT; mami/dad(dy)/baby g/papi's b*tch

Vana: [message read]

Mac: ur welcome

#text: nirvana #texts #HE'S SO MEAN THO LIKE LOL DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH IM TELLING HER

&&. TEXT; mac aka sexy back

Vana: (daddy)

Vana: im waiting

Vana: fuk c my fukcing bra i n otu

Vana: ok

Mac: yes, babygirl?

Mac: im comin

Mac: see u and ur lips and ur fukcing bra in five mins

#text: nirvana #texts #sO FCKIN DUMB I HATE THEM THEY'LL GIVE ME LIFE AND ALSO HURT ME #LIKE NO I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS BYE////#ALSO THE HEART EMOJI #SON DONT///

TEXT; mami/dad(dy)/baby g/papi's b*tch

Mac: yo your sister is dying

Mac: ok she's not but she is

#text: nirvana #texts #btwnirvana #is2g he's worse than lennon omf

Text // mac

Em: shut up okay

Em: just don't tell nirvana what i told you.

Mac: ok. only bc idc really

Mac: sure

#text: emily #texts #y tell him that #he's like oh she's hiding it for vana oh ok //ha//

Text // mac

Em: shut up, I'm fine.

Em: because the will over react when im okay.

Mac: right where are you again?

Mac: but you're not okay.

#text: emily #texts

&&. TEXT; mac aka sexy back

Vana: (fuck me)

Vana: hm, okay you got five seconds

Mac: (beg me)

Mac: im coming over

Mac: and ill have your not facial lips

Mac: on my face

Mac: ok? ok

#text: nirvana #texts #omFG YES #tryin to be like normal couples and going on dinner dates and movies and shit and it's just so awkward like '...ok yeah this is not working'#and then they fight bc they like each other and they want shit to work and then they cuddle and they're like 'yEAH SEE THIS IS WORKING'#and then mac bein a trashcan #bc like #'you went on cute dates with lennon and u can't with me..oh ok'#cRYING CAN THIS HAPPEN

Text // mac

Em. Yes

Em: apparently im too underweight for my height but they know fuck all

Mac: apparently they do if you passed out in a gym

Mac: anyway why not tell nirvana? or midge?

#text: emily #texts

&&. TEXT; mac aka sexy back

Vana: baby(boy)

Vana: guess you wont see my new not facial lip job then

Vana: on your face

Mac: (papi)

Mac: no wAIT LISTEN

#text: nirvana #texts #theyre so dumb i want them to fight and date and fight and fcK

"i dont habe a drush on nirvana"

What even.....

#q's #on the outisde: what even #on the inside: wHO DIS #WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU QUOTING ME #CUS HELLA ACCURATE #HELLA DRUNK IN DENIAL!MAC

Text // mac

Em: because I passed out at the gym.

Mac: really?

#text: emily #texts

Text // mac

Em: douchebag

Mac: why are you in a hospital, em?

#text: emily #texts

&&. TEXT; mac aka sexy back

Vana: daddy pls

Vana: beg me

Mac: dad(dy)

Mac: what no

#text: nirvana #texts #LMAO THEY R THEY RLLY ARE I HATE THEM BOTH #THEY TRYNA BE BETTER THAN NENNON #LIKE NO U R BUT UR NOT//

&&. TEXT; mac aka sexy back

Vana: hm, i dont know can you?

Mac: may i, /dad/?

Mac: may i see your new not-facial lip job?

#text: nirvana #texts #he's like tf is that a dad joke bUT LIKE WTVR YES

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