where are all the sour patch parents

[ruinedchildhood]

remember when Helga fainted after catching a glimpse of Arnold’s dick?

[blackness-by-your-side]

This commercial spills so much tea 👆🏾

[literaryanxiety]

DUUUUUDE. I’m going to show this to the next batch of Ignorants who go “Wow! Your English is very good for an Asian!”

[ruinedchildhood]

Please rise for the national anthem.

[dr-phrasing]

[shuseph]

Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person

[mrpibb]

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[incorrect-vast-error]

“My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revenge… We’ll see about that.”

— Taz

[unslaad-krosis-deactivated20140]

“Tumblr is a hate-free environment!”

….

[donutsornonuts]

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

[memesforplebes]

[lincolnbayou]

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[wvaqu]

Martin Luther King didn't die for this segregation.

[wvaqu]

The worst people are discovered when one notices that they have set a ringtone when they get a notification on they're phone. As I beg for death Tik Tok by Kesha plays in the background. While my sister keeps texting. There is no God

[cosmicallyavg]

the straights are at it again

[love-geofffree-deactivated20190]

Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

DON’T TOUCH MY PRISMS I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL BREAK YOUR HANDS

[wvaqu]

Bruh this is a joke from the comedian Demetri Martin 😒

[ruinedchildhood]

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[gahdamnpunk]

People who wouldn’t perform abortions or treat trans patients should probably have chosen a different career

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go