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Liv: Hey guys! How've things been since I was awa - OH MY GOD why is our enemies list so long???? WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO? Finn: Rey's adopted a LOT of kids.
Rey adopted all of AAA, the Judgement Day is fuuuuuucked
Punk: Why are you like this?
Seth: It's called a manic episode and you're getting three more seasons!
Maxxine: Sooooo…all your kids have nicknames?
Becky: Of course they do! I love and cherish every demon we've collected over the years
*Seth and Becky are getting home from a tour and the house is trashed* Seth: ...Well that's unfortunate. Where should we start cleaning? Becky: Yeah, no, tits to that. Headaches assemble! *the kids come to the entrance*
*Maxine is on her phone updating her relationship status* Becky: So you're dating my son now? Maxine: Yep! What're you gonna do about it? Becky: ....Nothing. I think you're gonna suffer enough. Maxine: Wait, why? Becky: 'Cause now you have to hang out with Logan Paul. Maxine: SHUT UP I DO NOT.
Bianca: Hey, Asuka, can I ask you for a favour? Asuka: Maybe. What is it? Bianca: Well, since I'm off with this stupid hand injury anyway, I've decided I want a baby. Asuka: ....Why are you asking ME? Bianca: Becky. Lacey. Peyton. Billie. Carmella. Alexa. Emma. Naomi wasn't FEUDING with you but she used to be your tag partner so I'll throw her in too. Asuka: Huh. I'll see what I can do.
I WAS JOKING.
Speed: I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life
Paul Heyman: Why did you attack us???????? Seth Rollins: Well there were the obvious reasons but for the Chamber specifically, that THING hurt my son! Je'von Evans: Thanks dad!
Seth: Okay, kids, you wait here. I'm gonna figure out how to break this to Becky. Becky: Break what to Becky? Seth: *deep breath* Hunter knows about the school kids. He went absolutely insane. It's all Roman's fault, not mine! Becky: Huh. Alright then. Seth: ...? That's way less of an explosion than I thought there'd be. Becky: Yeah, well, what can ya do? Seth: Okay, now I'm really worried. Becky: ...Look, if he's freaking out about the school kids then we can just sneak Je'Von on the list without him having to have a separate freak out. Seth: Oooh, good plan! Je'Von: Mom's smart. Becky: Yes, she is. Now eat your potatoes, you have a big match tonight.
Triple H: Hey, good job today. Heather: Thanks, sir! Seth Rollins: Y'know, I'm impressed you guys have managed to keep the whole family quiet from him for this long. Heather: Thanks, Dad, we try. Triple H: I HAVE *HOW* MANY GRANDCHILDREN? Seth: Oh no. Heather: *whimpers* Triple H: HEY EVERYONE! Seth: WHO TOLD HUNTER?!! Heather: Not me! Roman: Hey, so, remember when you told him about my kids to get him off your back? Well, I'm trying to get ready for Mania and he was annoying me. Seth: BRO. UNCOOL. Roman: Payback's a bitch.
Bianca: Hey, Asuka, can I ask you for a favour? Asuka: Maybe. What is it? Bianca: Well, since I'm off with this stupid hand injury anyway, I've decided I want a baby. Asuka: ....Why are you asking ME? Bianca: Becky. Lacey. Peyton. Billie. Carmella. Alexa. Emma. Naomi wasn't FEUDING with you but she used to be your tag partner so I'll throw her in too. Asuka: Huh. I'll see what I can do.
Liv: Hey guys! How've things been since I was awa - OH MY GOD why is our enemies list so long???? WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO? Finn: Rey's adopted a LOT of kids.
Dominik: My father was Eddie Guerrero. Randy: Dude, if that were true he'd have knocked you on your ass a long time ago.
Dominik: Guys, guys, guys, we have a problem! Finn: Oh, I'd say we have a few. Where would you like to start?
Adam Pearce: Rey, the Judgement Day is annoying me. As the General Manager of Raw, I order you to adopt someone. Rey: Wha - now??? Kinda short notice. What, do you people think I can just make adoption papers appear like magic? Adam: *stares* Rey: Well, I can't! I blew through my extra stack when we bought Triple A! Adam: *stares* Rey: Look, Zelina's husband is back on Smackdown, will you take a son-in-law? Adam: Only if he calls you dad. Alastair: Fine. Adam Pearce: Deal. *he leaves* Rey: Uh, thanks Alastair. Surprised you'd do that. Alastair: Zelina said to do it in front of the Judgment Day because Dom's an annoying little brother and she's mad at him. And she wants you to owe her one. Rey: Should've seen that coming. Okay, Zelina, what do you want? Zelina: The house has turned into a dude's club. Next time you adopt, I want more sisters. Rey: Why do you think I'm gonna adopt more - yeah, okay.
The Rock: It's getting too chummy on this roster. Fix it. Adam Pearce: Alright. *to the roster* Hey, gentlemen, who's the biggest 'That's My Wife' guy in this locker room? CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Randy Orton and the Miz: ME!! *two seconds and then the locker room turns into pandemonium* The Rock: Wow. Good job. Adam Pearce: Thank you. The Rock: Maybe too good. What's the off ramp? Adam Pearce: Off ramp? The Rock: Right. Hunter - HUNTER PUT THAT CHAIR DOWN.