Hulk Hogan

[robinhoodinpanties]

wwfhulk​:

“Oh Brother! That ass!” Hulk sauntered over, passed the crowd of gawking onlookers. If he saw something he liked, he wasn’t going to sit around and stare at it, he was going to go get it. “You’ve got the whole room looking at your butt. Seems like you’re just waiting for someone to come take you to the mat.”

Robin couldn’t help but laugh at the weirdness of Hulk Hogan complimenting his ass. “Yeah, that was pretty much the idea,” Robin laughed, and shrugged his shoulders. “That, and letting people see how awesome my bulge is,” he grinned.

[wwfhulk]

Of course his eyes went straight to said bulge. It did seem rather impressive. “Ah you had the same thought I did,” he chuckled, gesturing to his own bulge in his skin tight pants.

[cyrano-nose]

wwfhulk​:

“Deal!” Hulk knew he was right. He’d stayed clean all night and he knew that was too good to be true. “Dammit! Alright deal. I’m leaving towards drinks because even Hulk can’t take on someone with 8 arms.”

“Yeah… yeah, sorry. Thems the breaks Mister Hogan.” He raised his inflatable arms and laughed. “Damn straight. Human’s got nothing sea creatures.” He danced around like a deranged boxer for a moment then laughed. “But honestly dude, come find me later. I’ll make it up to you unless you manage to get rid of it. Then the both of us will owe someone else a drink.” 

[wwfhulk]

The costume was so ridiculous that Hulk couldn’t help but laugh. “Ok ok just stop dancing or whatever it is you’re doing right now,” he said laughing and holding his hands out to try and stop the starfish. “Deal. I’m ordering top shelf too, so be prepared.”

[enteratyourownperil]

wwfhulk​:

“Hmmm” Hulk smirked. “I’m thinking I go get a cock whip.” He laughed and flexed his muscles. But he was already on his knees and it seemed a shame to waste this chance. “Or I could blow you.”

The evampire stepped forward a bit and pressed the head of his cock on the man’s lips. “I’d go with the second one.”

[wwfhulk]

“It takes a lot to get the Hulkster on his kneees. I’ll give you this one, Vamp.” He cleared his throat then leaned in to kiss the tip of his cock before taking him in his mouth to slick him with his saliva. He hummed as he worked the man’s member up and down with his hand and teased the tip with his tongue.

[secretangelman]

wwfhulk​:

“Why are you so determined to be boring?” He countered, prodibgbyhe Angel into the maze ahead of him. It was creepier than he’d imagined it to be and he was suddenly glad he wasn’t alone. Truth be told, he’d been glad he wasn’t alone for an hour now. Standing awkwardly alone at parties was not his thing. “Ohmygod!!” He jumped back clinging to the Angel’s jacket as a creepy clown popped out from the hedges beside them. “I do not like this.”

“Why are you so determined to believe that only what you do not like is boring?” he asked, finding most of what he was dragged to by the man boring himself. Though, most earthly celebrations were boring to him. Castiel wanted to make a comment as the wrestler started to become scared shitless, but the truth was, the angel wasn’t caring for any of this too much himself. He flashed his blade a few times at things that turned out to be shadows or moving branches. “This may have been a terrible idea,” he said, walking through the maze with the man behind him as quickly as he could to get them out of there. 

[wwfhulk]

“Because nothing about me is boring. I’m the champion! I’m the sex symbol of wrestling. I am the Hulk! How could anything I like be boring?” His bravado faded quickly as they crept through the maze. Everything seemed far creepier than ever before. Finally, light at the end of the tunnel showed them the way our. “Jesus fuck. Let’s not do that again. That was not fun.”

[enteratyourownperil]

wwfhulk​:

Suddenly glad his costume included knee pads, Hulk dropped to his knees. His eyes focused on the Vampire, never veering to the sides as he fished through the costume to find the man’s cock. “Is this what you wanted to show me?”

The vampire grinned. “You asked to see it. The question now is what you want to do with it?”

[wwfhulk]

“Hmmm” Hulk smirked. “I’m thinking I go get a cock whip.” He laughed and flexed his muscles. But he was already on his knees and it seemed a shame to waste this chance. “Or I could blow you.”

[cyrano-nose]

wwfhulk​:

“That would be an incredibly costume!” He genuinely hoped that one of them would do that next year, if they remembered. The hulk was caught a bit off guard, finding the kiss rather random. “Oh? Alright then, wait…. fuck. Did you just infect me?”

“Right? If we’re both still here next year we can thumb wrestle to see who gets to do it.” He did have the humility to at least look contrite, though the wrestler couldn’t see that through the costume. “’Fraid so. You can’t trust zombies. Even starfish zombies.” He shrugged. “Tell you what when this is all done and we can tell each other who we were you can either kick my ass or I’ll take you out for a drink.” 

[wwfhulk]

“Deal!” Hulk knew he was right. He’d stayed clean all night and he knew that was too good to be true. “Dammit! Alright deal. I’m leaving towards drinks because even Hulk can’t take on someone with 8 arms.”

[cyrano-nose]

wwfhulk​:

“Better than sex? That’s a bold claim for an asexual creature..” he teased, then took the offered treat and plopped it in his mouth. From the first bite he understood. “Fuccck these are good!” He flexed his muscles and cheered out, “oh yeeeah!” Then laughed at himself, “that was more Koolaid man than Hulk Hogan, wasn’t it,” he said, breaking character. “Still aren’t as good as sex though. If you think that, you ain’t doing we’d right. Maybe I should show you..”

The starfish had to laugh too. “Definitely very Koolaid Manish. And you maybe just gave me an idea for next Halloween. The wrestler’s words reminded him that he had been on a mission when the snack table had called to him. “Oh yeah?” He leaned in and through the fabric of his costume he laid a kiss right on the Hulkster. 

[wwfhulk]

“That would be an incredibly costume!” He genuinely hoped that one of them would do that next year, if they remembered. The hulk was caught a bit off guard, finding the kiss rather random. “Oh? Alright then, wait.... fuck. Did you just infect me?”

[enteratyourownperil]

wwfhulk​:

“Here? Here. Okay here,” he said gathering up his courage. He was no sissy after all. He stepped into the Vampire’s space, meeting his eyes, faces close together. “Go on then, show me,” he taunted.

He looked right into his eyes, then reached down and undid his pants. “You really want me to do all the hard work?” He grinned. “Get down and get a look, Hulk.”

[wwfhulk]

Suddenly glad his costume included knee pads, Hulk dropped to his knees. His eyes focused on the Vampire, never veering to the sides as he fished through the costume to find the man’s cock. “Is this what you wanted to show me?”

[robinhoodinpanties]

Robin Hood was wearing the archer’s outfit for his torso, and only a pair of panties for his lower half. He walked out into the masquerade, wearing his domino mask and grinning as he attracted some attention. He loved this kind of attention. Robin Hood walked over to get some punch, well aware that people were continuing to check him out, just an archer in panties.

[wwfhulk]

“Oh Brother! That ass!” Hulk sauntered over, passed the crowd of gawking onlookers. If he saw something he liked, he wasn’t going to sit around and stare at it, he was going to go get it. “You’ve got the whole room looking at your butt. Seems like you’re just waiting for someone to come take you to the mat.”

[secretangelman]

wwfhulk​:

“Shocking! The Angel man doesn’t like something. Total surprise,” he said sarcastically but still determined to make this man have some kind of fun. “The Hulkster does not like getting his mustache wet. To the hedge maze then! You can be my protector,” he said, pushing Angel out in front of him this time as a human shield.

The angel glared through his mask, “Shocking, the loud wrestler has an opinion.” He was about ready to walk away, having been done with this man when he was pushed again, “Why are you so aggressive?” he asked, taking small steps into the haunted maze, his hand ready on his angel blade in case anything were to happen.

[wwfhulk]

“Why are you so determined to be boring?” He countered, prodibgbyhe Angel into the maze ahead of him. It was creepier than he’d imagined it to be and he was suddenly glad he wasn’t alone. Truth be told, he’d been glad he wasn’t alone for an hour now. Standing awkwardly alone at parties was not his thing. “Ohmygod!!” He jumped back clinging to the Angel’s jacket as a creepy clown popped out from the hedges beside them. “I do not like this.”

[enteratyourownperil]

wwfhulk​:

“So you’re a twerp under that cape? Oh brother, you better watch your back! No man or beast or evil will stop me from body slamming you like I did Andre the Giant at WrestleMania 1!”

The vampire raised a brow. “That sounds like quite the feat, signore. I don’t know where the fun would be in slamming anyone on anything, unless you’re either fucking them or sucking their blood, but if it makes you happy I respect it.”

[wwfhulk]

“It was! It was the most incredible moment in Wrestling history!” Hulk claimed, flexing to show off once more. “The Hulkster is down for fucking for sure, maybe even sucking.”

[enteratyourownperil]

The vampire grinned and reached out to brush his fingertips on the man’s bicep. “You have my full attention, signore Hulk. You want to come with me to a more private place so you can show me all those things you down for?”

[wwfhulk]

Hulk nodded so hard his bandana nearly flew off. “Lead the way, blood sucker,” he said cheerfully. “Don’t have to be all that private either. Hulk hogan is used to the limelight.”

[enteratyourownperil]

The vampire had already started walking when what the other said made him stop. “You are? There’s no need to make it private then.” He stepped back and leaned on the wall. “Right here.”

[wwfhulk]

“Here? Here. Okay here,” he said gathering up his courage. He was no sissy after all. He stepped into the Vampire’s space, meeting his eyes, faces close together. “Go on then, show me,” he taunted.

[secretangelman]

wwfhulk​:

“Point?! There’s no point, it’s just fun! Being human means having fun doing pointless things sometimes. How have you not learned that yet?” He grabbed another pumpkin and let it fly, cheering “oh yeah!” As it exploded. “Okay, next up: Apple bobbing!”

“Oh no,” he said shaking his head, “I tried that apple bobbing earlier and it is difficult and I do not understand it. I also don’t care that much for apples to begin with, it seems. But if you would like to try, I can watch.”

[wwfhulk]

“Shocking! The Angel man doesn’t like something. Total surprise,” he said sarcastically but still determined to make this man have some kind of fun. “The Hulkster does not like getting his mustache wet. To the hedge maze then! You can be my protector,” he said, pushing Angel out in front of him this time as a human shield.

[enteratyourownperil]

wwfhulk​:

“So you’re a twerp under that cape? Oh brother, you better watch your back! No man or beast or evil will stop me from body slamming you like I did Andre the Giant at WrestleMania 1!”

The vampire raised a brow. “That sounds like quite the feat, signore. I don’t know where the fun would be in slamming anyone on anything, unless you’re either fucking them or sucking their blood, but if it makes you happy I respect it.”

[wwfhulk]

“It was! It was the most incredible moment in Wrestling history!” Hulk claimed, flexing to show off once more. “The Hulkster is down for fucking for sure, maybe even sucking.”

[enteratyourownperil]

The vampire grinned and reached out to brush his fingertips on the man’s bicep. “You have my full attention, signore Hulk. You want to come with me to a more private place so you can show me all those things you down for?”

[wwfhulk]

Hulk nodded so hard his bandana nearly flew off. “Lead the way, blood sucker,” he said cheerfully. “Don’t have to be all that private either. Hulk hogan is used to the limelight.”

[cyrano-nose]

wwfhulk​:

Hulk was hanging around mostly trying to figure out who people were while he stole handfuls of chips, but his guessing was interrupted by moans nearby. His ears perked up. “That good huh? You sound like Jake the Snake after I hooked up him with Randy Savage’s ex wife at Wrestlemania 3. What’s making you moan like that Pat?”

Swallowing his food, the star nodded, his inflated head bobbing excitedly. “Man, Hulk, you gotta try these. They are better than sex!” He snaked his hand out the hole in the costume and handed one to the wrestler. 

[wwfhulk]

“Better than sex? That’s a bold claim for an asexual creature..” he teased, then took the offered treat and plopped it in his mouth. From the first bite he understood. “Fuccck these are good!” He flexed his muscles and cheered out, “oh yeeeah!” Then laughed at himself, “that was more Koolaid man than Hulk Hogan, wasn’t it,” he said, breaking character. “Still aren’t as good as sex though. If you think that, you ain’t doing we’d right. Maybe I should show you..”

[secretangelman]

wwfhulk​:

“Did you spend so much time watching people love you forgot how to do it yourself,” he spit back at the Angel, getting more and more annoyed that this man wasn’t loosening up despite all his efforts. “Look Brother, you’re on Earth. When in Rome, yeah? Live a little then maybe you’ll understand us better.” He took the pumpkin from the stand and simply smashed it on the ground with great satisfaction.

“I am not human, there was nothing to forget,” he reminded the very loud man. He watched as the other placed his pumpkin and it sailed through the air and land with a huge crash. With a sigh and a shrug he picked up his own pumpkin and placed it on the platform and pulled the lever and watched once again fly through the air and crash. “Well, it is cerrtainly interesting, but I still do not see the point of it. Kind of fun though.”

[wwfhulk]

“Point?! There’s no point, it’s just fun! Being human means having fun doing pointless things sometimes. How have you not learned that yet?” He grabbed another pumpkin and let it fly, cheering “oh yeah!” As it exploded. “Okay, next up: Apple bobbing!”

[secretangelman]

wwfhulk​:

The third picture snapped was one of a very disgusted and disappointed Hulkster judging the Angel man hardcore. “Reflection!? Good Lord, Brother. You need to let this human teach you how to live!” He flexed for the last picture then dragged the Angel out of the photo area by the collar again. “Come on, use those puny of yours, let’s go?” He guided the Angel toward the pumpkin chucking area and tossed a pumpkin into his arms. “Come on then. Let’s see what kind of aim angels have.”

“I think I live just fine,” he said softly, getting increasingly more irritated and trying to determine if he could just end this human’s life considering how he was far stronger than any human. But then he knew that taking a life would be frowned upon and decided against it. He did not care to be dragged around by the collar of his coat at all and then be demanded to throw gourds. “Did no one teach you manners, human?”

[wwfhulk]

“Did you spend so much time watching people love you forgot how to do it yourself,” he spit back at the Angel, getting more and more annoyed that this man wasn’t loosening up despite all his efforts. “Look Brother, you’re on Earth. When in Rome, yeah? Live a little then maybe you’ll understand us better.” He took the pumpkin from the stand and simply smashed it on the ground with great satisfaction.

[secretangelman]

wwfhulk​:

Comic that he was, Hulk grabbed a few props for Angel, most notably a headband with devil horns. He shoved it on the others head with a satisfied grin. “Angels really don’t have any fun, do they?”

The photo after the horns appeared would likely be with a very disgusted face as he took the horns off, “That is not funny, giant yellow haired human,” he said as another flash went off. “I have plenty of fun. Just because my fun is not your fun does not make it less so. I enjoy sitting in self reflection quite a bit.”

[wwfhulk]

The third picture snapped was one of a very disgusted and disappointed Hulkster judging the Angel man hardcore. “Reflection!? Good Lord, Brother. You need to let this human teach you how to live!” He flexed for the last picture then dragged the Angel out of the photo area by the collar again. “Come on, use those puny of yours, let’s go?” He guided the Angel toward the pumpkin chucking area and tossed a pumpkin into his arms. “Come on then. Let’s see what kind of aim angels have.”