Oh my, I'm so embarrassed about my behavior yesterday... I'm so sorry if I was rude to any of you! I'm... I'm not usually like that...
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@wy-05
Oh my, I'm so embarrassed about my behavior yesterday... I'm so sorry if I was rude to any of you! I'm... I'm not usually like that...
citrineyoungling started following you
»O-Oh…«
*Thinks for a few clicks*
»I-I guess that would be alright….«
Yes of course, it’s just like I said. Totally fine… Plus, you’ll get to meet Tracks, Flyby, and Tiptop, my sparklings. They’re very excited to meet a new sparkling.
So about those coordinates…? Any chance you can provide those maybe without letting your carrier know?
»I-I wouldn’t mind meeting them…«
»U-Uh….I-I’ll see if I can….«
Great! Let me know as soon as you can. It's best to get you away frommm I MEAN it's best to get you... over to seee the other sparklings as soon as possible... they're uh... very excited.
H-Hey, how come you were nice, then went mean, and then went back to nice again? 'Cause that was really weird.
Huh? What do you mean, I wasn’t-? *goes back to check posts*
…oH PRIMUS WHAT?? I’M SO SO SORRY I DON’T REMEMBER POSTING ANY OF THAT I-I-I CAN’T APOLOGIZE ENOUGH!!
P-please don’t be scared o-or anything I just… I don’t know what came over me- I’ll try to make sure it doesn’t happen again!!
citrineyoungling started following you
»B-But…I can’t leave the base without carrier’s permission though…«
No no, it’s alright! Because uh… because… I also look after sparklings. Yes. So you can leave with just my permission and it’ll be fine.
»O-Oh…«
*Thinks for a few clicks*
»I-I guess that would be alright….«
Yes of course, it's just like I said. Totally fine... Plus, you'll get to meet Tracks, Flyby, and Tiptop, my sparklings. They're very excited to meet a new sparkling.
So about those coordinates...? Any chance you can provide those maybe without letting your carrier know?
Hey WENDY if you keep on froning like that you'll turn into an Autobot.
Slag it I hate smiling... but I suppose being likened for an Autobot is worse.
See, I'm smiling now. Obviously no Autobot would be this cheery. hehehhh uuuughhhh.
citrineyoungling started following you
Oh, that’s… that’s uh…
H-hey you know, my sparklings are very friendly, and I’m sure they’d love to meet you! You should come over for a playdate sometime. *quietly plotting to rescue sparkling from that awful Autobot*
*Blinks in confusion before he smiles softly.*
»O-Oh!…That sounds interesting to do. I would like that.«
Good, good. If you just send me your coordinates and I can come and get you…
Just uh… don’t tell your carrier, okay sweetspark?
»B-But…I can’t leave the base without carrier’s permission though…«
No no, it's alright! Because uh... because... I also look after sparklings. Yes. So you can leave with just my permission and it'll be fine.
cutestprime started following you
Oh joy, more Autobots. As if all the sparklings and scrap wasn’t bad enough!
Welcome, Autobot. Now how about you do all of us a favor and jump in a smelting pit.
«I don’t believe that would help very much, Decepticon. If I wasn’t as rude as you I’d say the same! But I’m not! Ha!»
Hmm well, it was worth a shot. After all, Autobots are so dumb there was that slight chance you would have smelted yourself. That would've been hilarious.
Hey Wendy, where's all the sparklings?? We miss them!
Stop calling me that stupid human name! It’s WY-05 to you, human.As for your question… Well, I’m not sure where they are. And to be honest I don’t particularly care…
Hi human! It's Flyby here!! Don't worry, we're all still here and you can talk to us anytime.
Hey Wendy, where's all the sparklings?? We miss them!
Stop calling me that stupid human name! It’s WY-05 to you, human.As for your question… Well, I’m not sure where they are. And to be honest I don’t particularly care…
citrineyoungling started following you
Oh, that’s… that’s uh…
H-hey you know, my sparklings are very friendly, and I’m sure they’d love to meet you! You should come over for a playdate sometime. *quietly plotting to rescue sparkling from that awful Autobot*
*Blinks in confusion before he smiles softly.*
»O-Oh!…That sounds interesting to do. I would like that.«
Good, good. If you just send me your coordinates and I can come and get you...
Just uh... don't tell your carrier, okay sweetspark?
masterslightningbug started following you
Kaon? From the Justice Division?
Oh, well. It's nice to see some respectable Decepticons are on here too.
cutestprime started following you
Oh joy, more Autobots. As if all the sparklings and scrap wasn't bad enough!
Welcome, Autobot. Now how about you do all of us a favor and jump in a smelting pit.
lurkin-in-shadows started following you
Ugh. Another fraggin' sparkling. How many of these things are there anyway? Hello... sweetspark.
...stay over there where you won't drool on me.
combatantsteelfrost started following you
Another fellow Vehicon. Welcome, I suppose.
Actually Megatron is my adoptive father… I know you remember what he said after the bout with Unicron… The war is over… Supposedly… He has lost his taste for the war… So… We lost… But I won’t let all Deceptacons lose hope. I will not allow us to slip back under the tyranny...
Actually... For now I'm moving the Deceptacons off world. We are going to colonize another planet... Start our own race... Where we can all be free to better ourselves and not have to suffer from a cast society...
Oh, that sounds wonderful... but uh just so you know... We tried that once. That is, me and a group of Decepticons after Cybertron went dark. But it didn't... we...
Um. Just... just make sure the Autobots don't find you, okay?
Actually Megatron is my adoptive father… I know you remember what he said after the bout with Unicron… The war is over… Supposedly… He has lost his taste for the war… So… We lost… But I won’t let all Deceptacons lose hope. I will not allow us to slip back under the tyranny of the Autobots… Megatron supports me in this…
Ohh oh I see... this must be one of those multiverse things. That sure hasn't happened in my universe. And Lord Megatron giving up on the war sounds like... Well it sure doesn't sound like anything my Lord Megatron would do. But if that's the case for you, then I suppose taking his place makes sense... Anything to keep those fragging Autobots from taking over.