Viktor:
There’s a spectacular irony in being late anywhere when it comes to Viktor, considering his claim to omnipresence; for his part, in one second he was entirely absent, and in the next, with a shimmer of light, he is not. He even has the audacity to flicker to life already in his chair, rather than pretend to use the door like a normal, corporeal person. Sheesh.
“My timekeeping is offset by three minutes. UTC plus zero and fifty-seven. You were just early.”
This cheeky bastard is truly out to annoy her, isn’t he? Maybe that’s just the impression she’s getting at this very moment while already in a state of agitation, but Viktor better be thanking whoever over the fact she can’t do anything to him currently.
“ No, I was not! Peter gave us a time to meet up and you are supposed to keep track of what time it was in your own timezone! ” she hisses, eyes narrowing into a full squint.
“ -- Also, can you behave like a normal person for a moment? The door is right there. ”















