what

you ever animorph into a dragon in the ruins of an ancient civilization after your comrade kills the pope (part of squaredmemeix)

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I had a dream I slept for like, a month, and I,feel so dizzy, and I

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((i just read “texts” as “ted cruz” i think i should go to bed omfg))

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Handmade! [He fits the arm back into its socket joint, moving it around a bit to flex out its stiffness from reattachment.]

Reeve Tuesti is my Mechanic and, in a sense my father. He built me and, for a while, controlled me. 

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*”controlling” is the literal mind possession thing to estinien, who looks at nidhogg nervously for a moment* Ah, I see. *to be quite honest, most of that flew right over his head* It is good to know that there are other people that put as much heart into their creations as Master Garlond.

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wyrmdale replied to your post:wyrmdale replied to your post:wyrmdale replied to…

I never claimed you were a city state. Rather that you are quite alike to Ul'dahn mammets manufactured by joint labour of the Alchemist’s Guild and the Goldsmith’s Guild in Ul'dah.

[Cait Sith frowns. He then rips his arm off by the joint, revealing all the wires and plates running inside it. He hands the arm to Estinien]

Here.

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*and here we have a very confused 32 year old Elezen Dragoon from Ishgard, that is medieval by all means, stand with a robot arm in his hands, looking wildly confused (judging by what you can actually see from his face)*

... Well, yes. That IS quite alike to what I heard of Ul’dahn mammets, although it appears to be more Allagan in design...

Err...

H-here. *hands the arm back. hes so confused*

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hotheadhelicopter replied to your post:hotheadhelicopter replied to your...

And if he’s ever causin you trouble you can just lock him up in a pet carrier!

Now that would be quite a riot. The Dragonsong War, ended by the Azure Dragoon... by locking Nidhogg into a small crevice.

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Well as long as he’s small and petite he is a very good pet.

.... Pffffahahahaha.

......

Aahahahahah! True, very, very true!

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hotheadhelicopter replied to your post:hotheadhelicopter replied to your post:*i cant...

Oh a dragon? He’s very cute.

... As far as a revenge-driven monster out for an eternal requiem sung for his sister that also coincidentally razed my village to the ground can be, yes. Very cute. Normally he’s, uh... larger. Much larger.

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hotheadhelicopter replied to your post:*i cant believe estinien is now wearing a dragon...

woah cool scarf

Didst thee just call me “scarft” mortal?

*pinches bridge of nose after patting nidhoggs head back down* Oh Halone... That’s not a scarf, I’m afraid. I wish it were, but alas.

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*i cant believe estinien is now wearing a dragon as a cool accessory* *well i mean. nidhogg is about as good a scarf as an aggressive boa constrictor but*

Why.

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Tea? 

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... Perhaps for the dragon, but I’ll have to pass, thank you.

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wyrmdale replied to your post:wyrmdale replied to your post:Shut up. Just shut…

Do not call me your friend. Elaborate how they are the future, however.

Neopets (originally NeoPets) is a virtual pet website. Visitors can create accounts, own virtual pets (“Neopets”), and buy virtual items for them using one of two virtual currencies, one of which can be earned within the site and the other of which can purchased with real-world money.

The website was launched by Adam Powell and Donna Williams in late 1999. Two years later, a consortium of investors led by Doug Dohring bought a controlling interest in the company and in June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for US$160 million.[1] On March 17, 2014, Neopets was sold to Knowledge Adventure for an unannounced amount.[2][3]

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.... Urgh, listen, Nidhogg. I get you’re the great wyrm that desires to lay Ishgard low, and raze us all to the ground, and that you and specifically you and your brood slaughtered my family and all that but...

Could you please stop ranting. I didn’t exactly choose to have you turned the size of a common Nutkin or around at all, yet here we are. Least you could do is cease ranting my poor ears off.

...

That was completely out of line and I shall ignore that. Carrying on, I would very much appreciate it if you did not attempt anything stupid. Once we manage getting back to Eorzea, feel absolutely free to continue your Final Chorus, it shall all be as it was ere we stranded here, but for the time being wouldn’t it be wiser to work together instead of... Please stop chewing on my arm.

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*meanwhile, over with estinien and the small, asshole dragon: estinien tried putting a leash on nidhogg. nidhogg set fire to the leash. its currently burning*

*estinien just looks so exasperated as nidhogg goes on a MORTAL SCUM tirade*

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*estinien, meanwhile, has successfullyapprehended his asshole dragon*

Good grief.

... Do not look at me so, Nidhogg, I am about as pleased about this whole situation as you are.

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We cannot be sure if this will fail unless we try it. Or would you rather have Nidhogg roaming the halls on his own?

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Considering his size there is not much harm he could do, but I would rather not have him flying around causing a ruckus, indeed.

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I think any kind of sweet fruit would do, like apricots or dates.

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Hmm... *estinien dives into some kinda. pantry.* *emerges with fruit* I cannot believe we are attempting to catch the wyrm with fruit.

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I remembering the Warrior of Light mentioning that Midgardsormr was rather fond of Old World Figs, at least. Maybe his child does as well.

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... Hm, that does seem like a sound idea, actually.