Trans Backwards Is Snart

Nowhere, they/them, adult || bi aro nb || actor, consumer of media, absolute genius || sanspants radio, cookie run ovenbreak, taz:b, speed running of all kinds. not very consistent with tagging. will tag nsfw pics but not text. ALSO I DO MATH HELP, dm me!!

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[thelambliesdown1974]

modern patrick bateman sees FINANCE BROS = CHUD sharpied on a public bathroom stall and then brutally executes a grubhub delivery bot in the street

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today

[pekingopera]

[fuchsea]

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[shamebats]

There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

[shamebats]

They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...

[shamebats]

Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.

Archive link: https://archive.is/dwVgu

[shamebats]

[moose-mousse]

Fun, insane, sourced!

This is a fucking beautiful piece of internet right there!

[betazeds]

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[louisegluckpdf]

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

[louisegluckpdf]

jpgs that radically altered my worldview

[rna-world]

oh my god I’ve had the evil version of this image for like 3 years I was wondering where the original was

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Disco Grover

[bunniope]

everyone shut the fuck up its Disco Grover Tuesday

[omtai]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[omtai]

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[pjackk]

Do u guys even like me or am i a paraya