Wyrmguard Secrets

Submit a secret. This may be done anonymously. Secrets can be IC or OOC. Only one rule: No named secrets. If you're here to call out something horrible and want names attached, see this post.

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I get it, you're mad. Just go tell your mommy and she'll tuck you in for a nap. Maybe she'll even change your diaper after you shit your pants about someone's character not fitting your expectations.

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I'm so sick of that annoying growth pot bitchy manari. We get it, you're mean. Go back to Goldshire.

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For once. Can you roll an edgy worgen that doesn't have white fur? Please? Can you do the mange fur? Or the green? The orange? And can you PLEASE stop making them rogues or death knights?!

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"Weird leap"

It was one of the most basic assumptions of that scenario. Just because it wasn't your first thought doesn't mean it was weird. Like legit if someone is following to that degree the default thoughts are stalking or cheating.

People thinking slightly differently than you isn't weird.

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I have heard six seven come from just about every age of person now. Each generation is bound to this fate, this one doom.

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"Our generation is amazing!" Meanwhile the same generation: SIX SEVENNNNNNNN"

Gen alpha isn't gen Z. Try not sounding like a complete dumb fuck before you call someone as dumb as you.

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Im so tired of Algorithm-speak. Im fucking tired of people saying unalived, sewer slide, its fuckin stupid. If a word triggers you thaaaat badly than I, a person who has attempted suicide before. Thinks you need more therapy than I did. It belittles the struggles people have gone through because REMINDER THAT SHIT EXISTS BECAUSE "~oo meh GAWD I WAS demonitizatED ON THIS VIDEO~". you let greed and algorithms tell you language is bad. You fucking idiots. Ive literally seen unalived used in rp b4

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"If I waste their time fighting me and getting them constantly banned and blocked, it means they have less time to be a douche to someone else."

Lmao please stop acting like you're doing a public service. You pick fights with peoole on this blog all the time. Just another clown who argues incessantly with people, the mentally ill gnoll is just easy pickings. You are both cringe af.

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Oh look, yet another <Fel/Void/Death/etc> spellcaster that expects instant sympathy for their tragic backstory and calls everyone else ignorant for not liking their magic and isn't corrupted at all (except in ways that are totally sexy and harmless!) but they're uber mega ultra powerful anyway.

This isn't even a select group of weirdo outcasts anymore. This is just standard fare.

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Your character can have personal issues with a specific person for personal (nonmagical) reasons. But god forbid your Draenei have issues with demons. God forbid your holy priest not want to hang around someone drenched in void. God forbid your Quel'dorei has a distaste for Death Knights.

Make sure your character ignores their history and accepts all walks of life or you're not allowed to have any roleplay because your character gets called a "bigot" lmao

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[A voice ref from a league of legends character is an immediate red flag lol] I have never played LoL in my life, have zero desire to, and know next to nothing about any of the characters. But, I do like the way some characters' voices sound. Might just be a you problem, OP.

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People who complain about Goldshire accounts are like the worst self-reports out there.

Like vacationing in Amsterdam but complaining about all the sex work.

Why are you there? For the 'community'? Absolute waste of a secret to read about them.

If you're there, if its a pedophile, report them.

If you're there and its some hyperdong worgen male or draenei, maybe try not having your smoking spot be outside the BDSM club.

I understand the games a teen rating but even I tell my nieces and nephews to avoid Goldshire and if I see them there, their parents are getting a phone call.

Complaining about Goldshire is a lost cause, and this is the only time I'll personally complain about it here.

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Crashout Vulpera has a new pet it seems. Person who is ICly an adult, wanting to be a child with daddy issues. Kinda fitting match for the pair. Both drama loving weirdos

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A lot of people seem to think even /targeting someone is akin to endorsing everything that person does (you targeted a player I think is bad, so you must be bad!) or is a committed act of IC interaction ("How dare you look at me! You insult me -- die!")

Silly people.

Here's some ways to view a TRP without /targeting for those of us who just want to take a chill break to people-watch and skim profiles:

Did they speak? Right-click their name in your chat window and select "Open Profile"

Do a /who on on their game name (or part of it), then right-click their name in the results and select, you guessed it, "Open Profile"

Hover over them long enough for the summary window to show up, then open the TRP3 main window. Pick "Directory" from the left side, then enter part of their name at the bottom to search for the profile.

Enjoy!

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[wyrmguardsecrets]

[im gonna hazard a guess you made this before we corrupted three world files with mods.] honestly i didn't keep track of how many worlds were lost, so... yes *fingerguns* you know it. though now that i'm here, i am reminded to rewrite the signs for when you log in tomorrow >:3

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I honestly think players who rush pregnancy storylines within weeks are afraid the volatile friendships they’re anchoring them to won’t still exist nine months from now.

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[Must be a coincidence that once the racist crashout scarlets (who’re known zoophiles) vanish from the blog, a crashout Gnoll ERPer suddenly shows up.] This doesn't narrow the guild/people down. While I've known a couple scarlet guilds that can keep the racism IC, they're all zoophiles.

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