A Tale of Esquire. Beggining in the 12th Century

Fury breaks the chain! Let us go. - Skindred- Rat race Welcome to a Tale of Esquire, an oddly meshed variety of music, pictures, and a few odd text blogs. I'll not expound on the glorious contents any further. If you happen to like the art and such placed here, feel free to follow, I will do the same in turn.

[quietdistaste-deactivated201507]

[door]

[generictempurl-deactivated20161]

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

[ispeakineloquently]

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

[storieswithnancy]

[letsbefans]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/mira-hu-missing_n_7537354.html

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-arcadia-missing-20150607-story.html

Hi California (and West Coast) Friends. There is a girl who has run away from her home in the suburbs of LA, which is near me. I have heard of this from some friends and the news. I just reblogged a post about missing persons and have been enlightened as to the concerns that people may have about abusive relatives and whatnot. From what I gather and accounts of those close to her, this seems to be a purely stress related incident. The pressure that comes with being a high-achieving student is often immense and this speaks for her mental health, and though it is possible that her family puts pressure on her, self-pressure and high expectations are just as dangerous. I don’t want this to be a blame game or turn into some joke about the education-driven stereotypes that exist around Asians. I want to help get a girl with no money, no phone, and no contacts home, safe, where she can get the help she deserves. I am sure her family will be grateful. Thanks. 

[augerer]

Here is a website with contact information !   She went missing on Saturday, June 6, and as of today (June 8) she has still not been found.

[charlesoberonn]

[communitytv]

Let’s binge on paintball. #PaintballLivesOn

[owl-bling]

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

[hellavis-deactivated20171024]

Satan did this

[the-antifeminist-atheist]

Wtf is whataburger?

[wolfrenz0]

PACK YA SHIT MAN WHATABURGER IS THE BEST DAMN BURGERPLACE IN EXISTENCE vikingalitarian explain it to him

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

Whataburger is a fast food chain that originated in Corpus Christi, TX and is the best fast food place in existence. I don’t eat fast food but I love Whataburger.

[ulibeanzz]

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

[bluerunawaydog]

I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard, expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there’s just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says “thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w.” and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what’s wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[illinicoise]

He could’ve closed his laptop

[blackgirlsparadise]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

Why do my parents think they are so funny

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Because they gave birth to a joke.

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

[actuallybenwyatt]

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

[axe-fx-deactivated20200722]

ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

japanese dragon:

- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

[j6]

American Dragon:

- jake long

[fedswatching]

when she say her booty sore

[gothicprep]

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

[extrafabulouscomics]