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[dailygrantgustin]

[dailygrantgustin]

[xanderbeaumont]

"impromptu photo shoot" (02.23.15)

[xanderbeaumont]

[TM] Too bad, it's already been done. If I made you something for Valentine's would you accept it?

[Text]: Depends on what it is.

[xanderbeaumont]

[TM] Boops your nose.

[Text]: My nose is not for booping.

[xanderbeaumont]

[text] Never mind.

[Text]: K bye.

[xanderbeaumont]

[text] Hey.

[Text]: What do you want?

[jessest-broadway]

I'm putting on some music and cleaning.

[jessest-broadway]

Oh, Xander, honey, no, this is Tumblr. I know it’s confusing because it starts with the same letter, but no, no, this isn’t Twitter. The name of the website is right there in the corner, those big white letters? That says T U M B L R. It’s okay, though, reading is hard.

I know your reply was an attempt to show what you consider to be a caustic wit, but really, what’s lame is taking the time to reply to a post that you clearly don’t care about in a bid to insult me. It just shows how little else you have to do with your time. 

[xanderbeaumont]

Bitch pls.

[jessest-broadway]

I'm putting on some music and cleaning.

This place hasn’t been thoroughly done over in far too long — there’s dust on top of the cabinets, the carpet is in desperate need of a vacuum, and don’t even get me started on the kitchen.

Now the only question is music selection.  

[xanderbeaumont]

Thanks for the lame Twitter update.

[kyle-sinclair]

Roxy is making me watch the Grammy red carpet show. Why not, I guess. 

[kyle-sinclair]

[xanderbeaumont]

Someone's whipped.

[dailygrantgustin]

[xanderbeaumont]

[TM] Still sucks

[Text]: I know :/

[xanderbeaumont]

[TM] I want. I don't see you much anymore and it sucks.

[Text]: Well, we're both busy, so it's understandable.

[xanderbeaumont]

[TM] You sure? Can I come see you then? I can bring the twins and Gia.

[Text]: If you want.

[xanderbeaumont]

[TM] Meh? What's wrong?

[Text]: Nothing. Just lazy.

[xanderbeaumont]

[text] I obviously don't know you at all. Next time I need a kidney I'll call Ashton.

[Text]: Pls I wouldn't give you a kidney anyway~

[xanderbeaumont]

[text] Are you fucking kidding me right now? Are you even a person? Did someone replace you with a cyborg when Vanessa broke your heart or were you always this fucking heartless.

[Text]: You obviously don't know me very well.

[xanderbeaumont]

[text] Yeah, whatever. I was in a fucking motorcycle accident. You never call. I shouldn't have expected anything else.

[Text]: Now you know that riding a motorcycle in New York is dangerous.