...Squirrel!

Xander Branstad. 18. Future... something or other.

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Text: Xander---Open

Xander: mm... intrigued

Bryce: By what exactly?

Xander: Your residence in the closet

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Xander: I wouldn't say obsessed

Bryce: what would you call it then?

Xander: mm... intrigued

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Xander: I've had better

Bryce: then why so obsessed

Xander: I wouldn't say obsessed

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Xander: no problem. What's yours?

Bryce: Was I that good that you can't leave me alone

Xander: I've had better

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Xander: Oh i would

Bryce: what is your problem?

Xander: no problem. What's yours?

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Xander: make me

Bryce: you'd like that

Xander: Oh i would

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Xander: it sure is true

Bryce: shut up

Xander: make me

[xanderbranstad]

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Xander: except for the part where you're not straight

Bryce: you sure want to believe that

Xander: it sure is true

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Xander: so not well?

Bryce: it's always gone great

Xander: except for the part where you're not straight

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Bryce: as well as it's always gone thanks

Xander: so not well?

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Xander: I'm sure I used them correctly

Bryce: okay

Xander: so how is the straight thing going

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Bryce: I'm not sure you know how to use quotes

Xander: I'm sure I used them correctly

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Bryce: You know for a porn star you still really have a way of coming off desperate. It's almost impressive.

Xander: for a straight "heartthrob" you really have a way of being a bottom. It's almost impressive.

[xanderbranstad]

Text: Xander---Thea

Xander: I mean I know it's nice but that's a little weird

Thea: just a little?

Xander: a Lot

[xanderbranstad]

Text: Xander---Open

Bryce: Don't text this number

Xander: Is this not the number of the guy who goes crazy when I'm in him?

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Text: Xander---Thea

Thea: Honestly, not shocked over that X. lol

Xander: I mean I know it's nice but that's a little weird

[xanderbranstad]

Text: Xander---Open

Xander: I just had someone come up to me and tell me my dick is their phone wallpaper...