Stop being offensive!
I don’t like offensiveness. It’s not fair that some people should have their thoughts and feelings hurt. Who are you to challenge their thoughts and feelings? You don’t know what it is that is right! You are wrong, cissie!
Whenever I hear a scumbag fuckhead saying something horrible, like “there are two genders,” it hurts me. It hurts me like a three-pronged fork, with one point in each of the three glands: the oestrogen gland, the pineal gland, and the Gay Gland (it’s the gland that makes you gay from birth, and, yes, everyone has one. Even you. Even the old one/twos have one.) These people don’t deserve “free speech” – because these people are wrong.
That’s what Stan Richardson said in school the other day. He turned around to face me in the middle of English Literature (we’re reading act four of Macbeth, it’s good because Shakespeare wrote Lady Macbeth to be a wommyn) and he says to me, “there are only two genders.”
THE SPOON-WHIPPING FOOL HE IS! “Stan,” I bellow,  “that’s really offensive. I cannot believe you’d say such a thing. I cannot! I cannot believe you’d say this sort of thing! There’s more than two genders, Stan! There’s infinite genders! And anyone can be non-binary. So it’s not too late to convert!” And with that last part, I drew a “Become Non-Binary Today” leaflet from the inside of my cute anime leather jacket and slapped it against his desk. I didn’t let go of it at first, I just slapped it against the edge of the desk, then slapped it again and again, whilst Stan watched me with a blank face. It took me four slaps to finally let go of the document.
“I cannot believe you’d do something offensive like that, Stan. I cannot. I cannot believe you would be offensive! Try not to be offensive next time you twist your freakish meatie head 180o around to face me, with the rest of your body still facing the front of the class,” (he actually does this and it’s super gross) “and be offensive!” To which the ugly bastard responded, “free speech! Free speech!” And so on.
But it’s irrelevant that he hammers on about this so-called “free speech.” Even if such a thing were to exist, it wouldn’t matter, because he’s wrong! The fellow is wrong!
He has his free speech, but he is using it to dispense stupidness. He cannot have his free speech and eat it too!
An offensive person is a stupid person. Of course it is. There are too many genders for their stupid brains to count!
See, that’s what wrongness is: stupidness. Some people are just too stupid to know what’s the right thing to say, and because of this, they go ahead and foolishly offend people, like the wolfish fool thing that they are in their very spirit, right in the brain-cells that bound them to stupidness! Oh, only if they were not raised to be such foolish beings! Then they would have the freedom to be non-stupid!
And if such a cis-brained wolfish fool is reading this, here I shall say to you, give it up! Drop the wooden-spoon!
Offensiveness = stupidness
Respect = smartness = freedom for all the genders = opening borders for all non-binaries = mass immigration of gender refugees
No-one gets offended in Heaven. In Heaven, no-one’s offended, because there’s no-one wrong. See, that’s what Heaven is: a place where everyone is a correction, and the incorrections are to be tossed aside into the bubbling Hell-pit beneath them. Avast, faggot!