say it ain't so?

@xandergasm: for the last time.. i was not named after the guy who invented the fucking telephone

[lcrelai-blog]

“Sure, kiddo. You’ve known me this long, you should know that by now. God, my jokes are pretty fuckin’ stupid, honestly. I dunno why the hell you laugh. What if you get me a horribly styled backpack and I hate it? Then you’d be wasting that money of yours.” She bit her lip and rolled her eyes before bumping her hip against his. “Don’t call me sweetheart.”

[xandersux]

"What's that? What'd you say? I didn't catch any of that, sorry. Well, yeah. That's sort of the point. Yes, your jokes are stupid, but stupid jokes are the best kind. Therefore, laughter. Pfft. I doubt you'd hate it if I got you the same one. Unless you hated your old bag. That's when I'd be stuck in a pickle." He chuckled and put her in a teasing headlock. "Aw come on, sweetheart."

[xandersux]

h e y   b a b e s !  i've got class in an hour so.. i'll work on replies later [ xo ]

[sororityhalseys]

I’m not at my best when being interrogated, so.. Well, then you’re not giving yourself nearly enough credit. So, now you want my attention all of a sudden? And, what makes you so sure? Please enlighten me.

[xandersux]

I've found a weak spot, then. Credit for what? I don't think I need to give myself any credit for being human. Of course I want your attention. I can't have my trusted lab partner ignoring me. We'll never pass this class if that's the case. We're not attracted to eachother. Simple enough?  

[sororityhalseys]

Some more than others, but what’s it to you anyways? Aren’t you a clever one for thinking of that, Mr. Graham? But the teacher might make us switch partners if we got too ‘spiced’ up. Well, I’m a mysterious girl, so I guess not. 

[xandersux]

Nothing. You just implied it. I was being inquisitive. I wouldn't call me clever, Miss Mendez. I was trying to see if I could get your attention with a little conversation and it seems to have worked. Oh, don't worry. I can assure you that things between us won't get too 'spiced' up.

[sunspilled]

You know how you can do something? You can apologize. And guess what — you already did that. There, problem solved. Alright, and how will he make it up to her? Will he help her in the bake sale or set up for prom? Or maybe he can accept a prom king nomination this year. It’s completely nonconformist. Or - I think this is the best idea - he can not speak in the third person.

[xandersux]

Ha. Ha. Go ahead. Crush my dreams of ever becoming a comic book character. Actually.. I'd rather you forget I said that and never mention it again. Anyways.. back to how I can help you. I could help you with the bake sale. I make the most bomb brownies — according to my mom. As for the prom king nomination? I didn't accept it last year and I can do the same this year..

[cigarettesnotcaviar-blog]

I can’t wait until I can drive. I’m so sick of begging my mom to drive me places.

[xandersux]

Well, you have me to drive you places. Obviously not to places where you and I both know you'd get caught in a sticky situation then have me clean it up for you, but you still have me.

[sororityhalseys]

Good, because it’s not my job to scare boys away anyhow. Well, that escalated very quickly. And what makes you so sure I would never want to look at you again after all of that? S’kinda heartless. Well, then there’s nothing you can do for me, because allI do is negotiate sex.

[xandersux]

I'm sure the all the boys just gravitate toward you, right? Mm.. just thought It'd be nice to spice up our relationship, since we'll be seeing each other for two hours every other day. You wouldn't want me to ruin the mystery, would you? Where's the fun in that?

[sunspilled]

You and I both know that it wouldn’t put a dent in either of our bank accounts. Yeah, you got it all over my books, but don’t sweat it. We’ve got the rest of the semester and if you keep going at this rate, I’d rather make you pay for something a little more expensive.

[xandersux]

Okay.. okay. It still bothers me knowing that I haven't done anything to help. Deal. Athena Kelley will add up the total of how many times Xander Graham has fucked up in the lab by the end of the semester and he'll promise to make it up to her. See what I did there? Third person.

[lcrelai-blog]

"Is that sarcasm I detect? I’ll have you know, that’s my native tongue. Well, yeah, it kinda soaked through my stuff, totally ruined it. Are you sure? I feel bad when people spend money on me, dude. A little trouble’s never hurt anyone but sure, I don’t care. My parents don’t get home until late and I don’t work tonight so just…stop by whenever."

[xandersux]

"Pfft. Nah. I was being my most genuine. Oh it is, now is it? Too bad, sarcasm doesn't go well with everyone. It sucks because think of all the jokes you could make, but your company is the serious type. Boring. Of course, I'm sure. You'll be putting it to good use, so I'll know that I didn't waste my money." He laughs, giving her a wink. "Alright. See you then, sweetheart."  

[xandersux]

S A D L Y, i am off to class. it’s morning here in the good ol’ phils. replies later? love you babes xo

[sororityhalseys]

Maybe you will, maybe you won’t. What, are you afraid? Nope, too easy. Try again, and think a little harder this time, honey.

[xandersux]

Afraid? Of you? No. Honestly? What do you want from me? The only thing I can offer is either to replace your things or lick your pussy clean until you scream and never want to look at me again. I know you'd like to lean more toward option number two, but I don't negotiate sex.

[bornlycan-deactivated20160819]

"You could let me pour chemicals over everything you love."

[xandersux]

"Okay.. how about we not make that an option..”

[lcrelai-blog]

"Yeah, they’re assholes. Well, most of them. That Axel kid doesn’t seem too bad. I got paid on Friday, I can just…stop by Walmart and buy a new bag, it’s no biggie, really. We do have a test tomorrow, I think…well, okay, fine. Are you gonna sneak into the teacher’s lounge and copy the notes?"

[xandersux]

"Oh yeah. Total assholes. I feel you on a spiritual level on that. Wait.. you need a new bag? I could replace your old one for you. It is a biggie. I ruined your bag. Sneak into the teacher's lounge? Trouble isn't really my forte. I have a copier at home. I'll just drop them off at your house later? If that's alright with you, I mean."

[sunspilled]

It’s fine, I can buy new notebooks. You know that if it were my skirt, I wouldn’t be so understanding. But really, Xander, it’s okay.

[xandersux]

It was my fault. Let me buy them for you. Please..? It's the least I could do.

[sororityhalseys]

You are the worst, but it’s fine because everybody can’t be a chem wiz like me. Nah, I suck. We probably weren’t even doing the shit right anyways, to be honest. Hm, I don’t know if I’m feeling dominatrix enough today to think of anything, what do you think you can do for me?

[xandersux]

Well.. that's good. I hope I won't get to see that side of you.. but since we'll occasionally be lab partners, that might be unavoidable. I don't know. I could.. replace all of your things for you?

[scotschloe-blog]

Well that’s what you think but I”m not going to get into proving you wrong right now, besides I can tell it was at least under ten. When people buy enough expensive shit they learn a thing or two.

[xandersux]

You see? That's the thing. No one else would care how much this shirt cost me. Hey, I could be shirtless. You know how much that would cost me? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. No one would even question it because I'd be shirtless.

[ovmarlene]

The shirt is already ruined, so you have nothing to do now Xander. You should be happy I actually like you, because if it was anyone else I would probably charge them. 

[xandersux]

You wouldn't.. would you? Come on, Char.. that's low.