[ruffivn-deactivated20180420]

You’re not going to college? Are you serious? I would get major disappointed looks from my parents. I already do, but they would literally kill me. Even if college sounds like a complete drag, I might as well go—Why aren’t you going?

[sororityhalseys]

As serious as a heart attack. I've learned not to care about my parent's thoughts, they're old anyways, so they don't understand. I'm sure they wouldn't kill you. Sometimes it sounds fun though, minus the classes and all that. I'm going to pursue my music career. It sounds hard, but I might as well, or else I'm going to do nothing with my life.

[ruffivn-deactivated20180420]

Even if they didn’t—there is always a way to get college textbooks without buying them in the store or online. It’s a simple step by step hack that you could easily use or I could show you, I’m rambling about computers again.

[sororityhalseys]

Easy, yeah, that's the word to describe it. That's nice and all, but I don't think I want to go to college. Ah, it's okay. It's something you love, talk about it all you want.

[ruffivn-deactivated20180420]

I may be on a computer most of the day, but there are these things called PDFs you know. 

[sororityhalseys]

Well, let's hope they have college textbook PDFs so you can stick to your technological ways.

[xandersux]

I’ve found a weak spot, then. Credit for what? I don’t think I need to give myself any credit for being human. Of course I want your attention. I can’t have my trusted lab partner ignoring me. We’ll never pass this class if that’s the case. We’re not attracted to eachother. Simple enough?

[sororityhalseys]

You are the literal worst, in all honesty. Not every human is clever, Xander. In that case, we'd have way too many evil masterminds running around the world with plans all over the place. That would be horrid, but I could if I really wanted to. Plus, I'm not doing too good in any of my other classes either, so this wouldn't make that big of a difference. Yeah, makes sense.

[xandersux]

Nothing. You just implied it. I was being inquisitive. I wouldn’t call me clever, Miss Mendez. I was trying to see if I could get your attention with a little conversation and it seems to have worked. Oh, don’t worry. I can assure you that things between us won’t get too ’spiced’ up.

[sororityhalseys]

I'm not at my best when being interrogated, so.. Well, then you're not giving yourself nearly enough credit. So, now you want my attention all of a sudden? And, what makes you so sure? Please enlighten me.

[sunspilled]

But you don’t have to. I want to help. No, no. I don’t drink cocktails of any kind. I’m strictly clear liquor and martinis.

[sororityhalseys]

I know you do, but I don't need anybody's help. It's nice, but you don't need to worry about me. Ooo, so she drinks.

[cigarettesnotcaviar-blog]

Can you not ruin my dreams? Thanks. Getting my license is a milestone.

[sororityhalseys]

Well, excuse the fuck out of me, ma'am. It's a milestone in every teenager's life. Did you at least take driver's ed?

[xandersux]

I’m sure the all the boys just gravitate toward you, right? Mm.. just thought It’d be nice to spice up our relationship, since we’ll be seeing each other for two hours every other day. You wouldn’t want me to ruin the mystery, would you? Where’s the fun in that?

[sororityhalseys]

Some more than others, but what's it to you anyways? Aren't you a clever one for thinking of that, Mr. Graham? But the teacher might make us switch partners if we got too 'spiced' up. Well, I'm a mysterious girl, so I guess not. 

[cigarettesnotcaviar-blog]

I can’t wait until I can drive. I’m so sick of begging my mom to drive me places.

[sororityhalseys]

You say that until your mom wakes you up a couple of hours before the time you usually wake up to go get her a carton of milk because she doesn't have any to put in her Special K.

[xandersux]

Afraid? Of you? No. Honestly? What do you want from me? The only thing I can offer is either to replace your things or lick your pussy clean until you scream and never want to look at me again. I know you’d like to lean more toward option number two, but I don’t negotiate sex.

[sororityhalseys]

Good, because it's not my job to scare boys away anyhow. Well, that escalated very quickly. And what makes you so sure I would never want to look at you again after all of that? S'kinda heartless. Well, then there's nothing you can do for me, because all I do is negotiate sex.

[sunspilled]

Well I don’t want you to get in trouble. You’re not a bad person, all you did was put a little jiggle in the juice.

[sororityhalseys]

I'm perfectly fine of taking care of this by myself. I'm always fine. Jiggle in the juice? And this is why you need some of the punch.

[jackielivingston-deactivated201]

I didn’t mean to offend you by calling it cliche, but okay. 

[sororityhalseys]

None taken, sometimes I just like to say stuff to throw people off.

[xandersux]

Well.. that’s good. I hope I won’t get to see that side of you.. but since we’ll occasionally be lab partners, that might be unavoidable. I don’t know. I could.. replace all of your things for you?

[sororityhalseys]

Maybe you will, maybe you won't. What, are you afraid? Nope, too easy. Try again, and think a little harder this time, honey.

[sunspilled]

Carissa. That’s not good, what if people get really drunk? Or if one of the chaperones finds it?

[sororityhalseys]

That's the point, Athena. Live a little, m'kay? And if they do, I'll be the only one punished anyways.

[jackielivingston-deactivated201]

I honestly don’t understand the cliche about spiking the punch. 

[sororityhalseys]

Well, because it gets people going and only one person has to smuggle some alcohol in here. I honestly don't understand the cliche of calling things that other people like to do cliche, but that's just me.

[mousylittlediana-blog]

Look, not all of us can be as pretty or free-spirited as you, okay? I was kinda forced to come because I don’t do social events that don’t involve things that normal people find strange. Well, outside of going to the movies anyways. I’m attempting to be social to shut my parents up. I get kinda rude when I’m nervous, I’m really sorry.

[sororityhalseys]

Well, thanks for calling me pretty, at least. But, this is kind of the beginning of a story that I never meant to flip the cover open to. Here's a piece of advice, if you wanna be social, at least don't come in acting like you hate the entire universe. Maybe act like you're at least tolerating being here. Apology accepted. 

[mousylittlediana-blog]

Wow, thank you Captain Obvious! Your continual servitude to the masses knows no bounds.

[sororityhalseys]

Well, you seemed as if you were lost or as if just being here was killing you by every second. Just doing my job as Captain Obvious and a productive member of society to give you options of where you could be instead of being in constant misery. But if you want to continue doing this and melt like a witch on the dance floor, you do you.