And For My Next Trick I’ll Need A Gun

You look happier now anyway

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[kuchipachi]

white flag by lucia gallipoli

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[pmamtraveller]

The Mermaid Fountain in Urayasu, Japan

[mevil]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[depsidase]

[carcrashgf]

i love not talking #theobserver

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

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