when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

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when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”
Unpopular opinion,
Too many men are written as “dom daddy” types in fics.
Like be for real, that man would be honored to be your floor mat.
He’s not giving orders, he’s taking them.
Stop being afraid, put on your big boots, and step on that man.
Secret Times: Gentle Dream (145)
"My Dear."
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‼️NORMALIZE NOT ADDING ANGST TAGS TO YOUR SMUT FICS WHEN THERE'S NONE JUST TO GET AUDIENCE‼️
guys please, respectfully, not everyone want to be freaky all the times. imagine craving some sad, melancholic fics but getting a nastiest smut instead like-
... just pls let us have our own personal, separated space of sadness🥺🥺
"y/n ran her hand through her silky, long blonde hair while she looked her skinny and small body in the mirror-" Bitch who?
*slams you with my fucking PUSSY
CUNT force trauma
am I the only one who doesn't find attractive when dicks in smuts are super long? I just read a fic where the male character's dick was 11 inches (which is around 30 cm)… like- how is that even possible and how on earth am I supposed to even DEAL with something like that? do I use it as a baseball bat?
"Don't worry baby, I'll make it fit" THE HELL YOU WILL?! STAY AWAY
(I'm not trying to offend any author here, I think we all have the right to write every kink and preferences we have so don't take this too seriously, you're doing great 🩷🙏🏻)
i can't get over the fact that keisuke looks like a fucking tibetan fox in mf ghost
case in point:
he literally looks like this animal
every time someone posts about ushijima (or any hq man, really) and chubby reader, an angel gets it's wings.
dating xavier means naps, good food, cuddles, playing games, more good food, more cuddles, and just cozy vibes overall. comfy clothes, slow sleepy mornings, all that good stuff.
why isn’t he real… 😀😭💀😔
my babyyyy! 😣 look at him sulking and pouting😭🤍
full credit to artist: @fishbone0306 on X!
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no bc why am i literally tiddie height
my view:
Them reacting to a "Deez Nuts" joke. I'm so sorry.
I'M SO SORRY I JUST NEED TO DO THIS FOR MYSELF. How would they react to a deeznuts joke? Would they laugh, cringe, or shake their head?
Sylus, Xavier, Rafayel, Zayne, Caleb.
Sylus
Got deeznuts-ed by the twins before. Trust me. I know.
"Sylus! I like dragon." "Oh, do you now?" "Draggon deez nuts all over you!!!" "You too..? Did the twins teach this to you?"
Felt BETRAYED. He trusted you.
Xavier
Doesn't realize. It literally flew over his head.
"Have you heard about the news in Kenya today?" "No, tell me more." "Well, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth." "Can I fit what in my mouth..?"
You end up having to explain the joke to him, it became a whole lecture. He eventually found it funny and you guys try to get back at each other for the rest of the day.
Rafayel
Too late. You can't get him. Nope.
"Fishie, do you know Candece?" "Can deeznuts fit in your mouth?" "DAMN IT!"
You end up being the one who gets "deeznuts" jokes for a whole week until you literally waved a white flag asking for mercy.
Zayne
You were both sitting on the sofa doing your own thing and you suddenly remember the joke your co-worker told you.
"Dr. Zayne, do you like puddin'?" "Yes, especially-" "Puddin deez nuts in your mouth! HAHAH-" "...."
He SIGHED but deep down he found it a little amusing. He did it to Greyson the next day. Greyson was so shocked though.
Caleb
He's the one who taught you the jokes.
You tried to get back at him many times ever since you were both little, he Never fell for it. You won't catch him slipping. Ever.
"Aren't you tired, MC? You should give up." Oh but you won't. You'll get him someday. You swear on it.
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